I have just set up a new business called
SLEEPING BEAUTY . Do please swipe up if you would like to purchase a new spinning wheel to place in your attic. You can conveniently prick your finger and fall asleep for one hundred years and wake up when all this awfulness is completely over.
This new venture was inspired by correspondence with
@Rubythefirebat where I immediately identified the need for this amazing niche product.
Each purchaser will be secure in the certain knowledge that they will be awoken from one hundred years of sweet dreaming by a kiss from a handsome Price sorry Prince in the next century. You will thereafter, live happily ever after...You can buy one for a friend, mother, granny with a 20% discount by using the following code - DAFTBAT01. This is for a very limited time only though - so buy whilst stocks last. Our warehouse team are on stand-by to dispatch your order 24/7.