Lydia Millen #48 Deck the halls with pheasants and holly; bots, naps and Bolly

[JMD]

Lydia Millen #49 - You're beyond vulgar. Ali, teach your wife that you catch more bees with honey than vinegar.



Not my best, but I'll post it anyways.

 

[Luna252]

Another game of ‘what am I advertising?’ (because it’s really not clear from the shots she posts)

 

[Hunevoque2]

Another game of ‘what am I advertising?’ (because it’s really not clear from the shots she posts)

She really loves herself too much to advertise properly or show anything but herself!

 

[E_Greene]

Another game of ‘what am I advertising?’ (because it’s really not clear from the shots she posts)

What on earth is she on about? We only see her squatting by the fire if she’s flogging overpriced tat. She’s usually on the free sofa, reading a book upside down covered in cheese, dried pasta and cat hair

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

What the raging F is that in Ali’s trousers? A stray mouse the cat dragged in?

Why does she always stand with her legs parted like that?

It’s her large fur shaped hole

 

[coconochanel]

Well Im not surprised there is no video tonight because she hasnt got enough content so she is saving the little she has for boremas

 

[Julia123]

FUR BABIES IN THE WOOD.

ACT 1.

SCENE 1. A Clearing in a Wood in Bedhamptonshire. Night.

As the curtain rises the lights come up slowly to reveal a frosty woodland scene. We are in a clearing surrounded by Christmas trees. Owls hoot and a full moon shines in a dark sky. Centre Rear of the Stage is an arched wooden bridge painted in the colours of the rainbow. Seven dwarf walls surround the clearing in a semi-circle. Stage left stands an old wooden sign with three arrows. The arrow pointing left says Rescue Centre. The arrow pointing right says Home. The arrow pointing upwards says Sleep. Suddenly beautiful white eye shape lights appear in the Christmas trees. They are the eyes of The Lurkers who have come to observe gently. The tallest Christmas tree stands SR and within it’s uppermost branches curled up comfortably is Marmalade; The Cat Who Sees Everything. She grins widely and nods wisely. Her beautiful gossamer wings sparkle and glitter and undulate in time to her nodding. In the centre of the clearing stands a large pile of opened cardboard boxes. Quietly at first and then more urgently we hear scrabbling and scratching. High- pitched whining and then barking causes Marmalade to look down in concern. Tentatively at first, two tiny puppies crawl out of a box. They shake themselves vigorously and and then begin to scamper around sniffing intently.

Marmalade. Hello my dears. How lovely to see you. Can you tell me your names?

Puppy 1. What’s my name? I don’t know my name. I haven’t got a name. Oh no!

Puppy 2. What is a name? I don’t know what that is.

Marmalade. Then I will give you your names. You are Beggy and Grammy. There now you have names.

Both Puppies. Oh, Beggy and Grammy. Beggy and Grammy.

Puppy 1. Please may I be Beggy?

Puppy 2. No! I’m Beggy. You can be Grammy.

Puppy 1. I can be Grammy. I’m Grammy. I must remember that. Grammy, Grammy, Grammy. THat’s it. Granny. I’m Granny. Granny is my name.

Marmalade. No dear, you are Grammy. Lovely little Grammy.

Puppy 1. Yes, I’ve got it now, lovely little Grammy.

A sinister human figure creeps in SL. He wears black clothing from head to toe and wears a balaclava over his head. He carries a sack. He tip-toes stealthily towards Beggy and Grammy.

Marmalade. Watch out dear little ones, we have a Puppy Farmer in our midst!

Beggy and Grammy. Oh no! Where is the Puppy Farmer? Where is he?

Marmalade. He’s behind you!

BLACKOUT.

ACT 1

Scene 2. Clearing in Woods. Next Day.

As the lights come back up the cardboard boxes have been cleared away. We hear distant marching which grows ever nearer and louder. Marmalade cranes her neck.

Marmalade. Oh my! It’s the Christmas Parade. Oh how I love a Christmas Parade.

Very softly the orchestra begins to play ‘Do You Hear The People Sing’ from Les Miserables As 54 fur babies march in. This is a wonderful spectacle. All of them happy and eager to shine and show what they can do. They joyously wave flags, turn somersaults, juggle and all in time to the music. When they see you in the audience they wave delightedly. The Angelic Choir all carry large banners with smily emojis with the words ‘Hello Mum‘ emblazoned across in large letters. They take their places on The Rainbow Bridge. All are almost delirious with delight. Little Lady Sky juggles with apples and skilfully takes a bite as they whizz round. She high-fives Mushi Umbrage with both paws as the apples fall to the floor and Mushi trips over them but recovers quickly. Charlie the Havanese runs through the parade with a sock in his mouth barking for someone to catch him. Stan is skilfully rolls in balanced on a large watermelon. He adeptly flicks prawns into his mouth from a fork. Honey drags her duvet behind her still marching in perfect time. Harvey carefully guides Casper the rag-doll cat to his place on a dwarf wall, whispering into his ear describing the merriment Casper cannot see. Some dogs roll over and many cats polish their claws on their chests as they march. Little Gem takes her place on a dwarf wall and gazes intently into the eyes of Rupert who has finally stopped charging around excitedly. He loves a party and this parade is right up his street. Rupert and Gem snuggle together happily.


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Awwww.... Charlie says thanks for the love! Charlie the Havanese runs through the parade with a sock in his mouth barking for someone to catch him.

I'll see if I can catch a good shot of him running with a sock sometime... in the mean-time this is a cute one

 

[BrookeDavis]

I used to read Lydia’s threads on here daily, I’ve popped on after weeks and I’m baffled as to why everyone is naming their cats ? I’ve clearly missed something. I can usually work things out but can’t find any relevance between Lydia and Tattler’s cats. Someone fill me in please.

 

[Milking Keynes]

Cont...

Roo reaches his dwarf wall and begins to juggle with his tennis balls whilst, occasionally stopping to take a bite of the toast he has brought along for the journey. His sister Lulu marches gently and elegantly like the Little Princess she is. Egon bounds to a dwarf wall (just in case he doesn’t get one of the seven) eagerly. He looks frantically around for a human (he prefers them) until he spots his mummy in the audience and begins to jump up and down in glee. When all of the cats and dogs are assembled in the clearing there is a hush...then complete silence...
The orchestra strikes up with’Do You Hear The People Sing’ at full volume....

Marching on the spot - THEY SING

Come and join in our parade
This is for all our dads and mums
Look at our gleaming coats all shining
Free of dust and fleas and crumbs
Hear the pound of each brave heart
Listen to all our marching paws
Isn’t it great how our friendships start
When we all love claws?

Synchronicity and Fate both took a hand to bring us here
The chances of us meeting would be very slim I fear
Yet we are together - Let’s run hell for leather - And cheer...

Can you join in whilst we sing
All of us marching to our drum
Loving the joy that this may bring
To every well-met cyber chum
Breaking down each barricade
All of us really glad we stayed
Everyone on the same crusade
For this escapade

We furry ones help heal you if your ever feeling sick
And if you’re sad we feel you and we give your tears a lick
It’s simply our goal - Just to make you fell whole - With a trick...

Come and join in our parade
Marvel at all the things we do
Knowing you’ll never be dismayed
When there’s a fur ball next to you
Look at all of us today
Steadily marching to our drums
What joy when you get to play
With your cyber chums



BLACKOUT



copyright 2020

Oh this was wonderful, @Oops, I honestly don’t know how you do it. I have a lump in my throat, now. Gem says a big thank you. She is on my lap in front of the fire as we read it together. THANK YOU!! Such a treat

 

[JMD]

The Bots now have creepy bios. I guess they’re true Millen-Gordon fans as they’re also haunted by smart thoughts! The irony of that last bio though

Has anyone tried to message any of these bots? I wonder if they have a generic reply that is generated.

 

[fotrac]

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More like Mum and Son.
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This photo is edited so badly. They look dead.

 

[Uninfluenced observer]

This photo is edited so badly. They look dead.

Yes mother and son in this one and sister and brother in the other pic! They really never come across as a couple in love - never really have maybe briefly back in early 2016?

 

[Renaissance]

Awwww.... Charlie says thanks for the love! Charlie the Havanese runs through the parade with a sock in his mouth barking for someone to catch him.

I'll see if I can catch a good shot of him running with a sock sometime... in the mean-time this is a cute one View attachment 329796

Awww Charlie is such a cutie

 

[Hunevoque2]

Awww Charlie is such a cutie

Snoopy the grumpy is totally restless this evening a bit like lidl when she is on overdrive. (And then needs 6 months rest!)

 

[Renaissance]

Yes mother and son in this one and sister and brother in the other pic! They really never come across as a couple in love - never really have maybe briefly back in early 2016?

Just happened to check out her stories and there's one advertising Christmas with the MGs, and Aldi kisses her on the forehead at the end and, not gonna lie, made me me feel a little awkward becuase it looks so so forced! And out of all the kisses, he chooses the forehead... Definitely don't ever seem like they're in love!

Also thought I'd give a go at a thread title.

Lydia Millen #49 - They're called Lidl and Aldi, but only #gay makes him rowdy

Is that too far? What are the rules lol!

 

[Lola Faith]

We are going to be going through a thread a day for Christmas with the Millen Morons if her trailer is anything to go on!

 

[K18]

We are going to be going through a thread a day for Christmas with the Millen Morons if her trailer is anything to go on!

There is a trailer? where?

 

[Luna252]

Just happened to check out her stories and there's one advertising Christmas with the MGs, and Aldi kisses her on the forehead at the end and, not gonna lie, made me me feel a little awkward becuase it looks so so forced! And out of all the kisses, he chooses the forehead... Definitely don't ever seem like they're in love!

Also thought I'd give a go at a thread title.

Lydia Millen #49 - They're called Lidl and Aldi, but only #gay makes him rowdy

Is that too far? What are the rules lol!

Who kisses their wife on the side of their head?! That’s a dad kiss!

 

[RubyRu]

That dress is actually too small for her. You can see it straining on the shoulders. Her obsession with getting everything in the smallest size is so weird!

Exactly. I f sh e put one a few pounds/kilos and even went up a dress size or two, she would be more relatable to a LOT more of the population who are not a 'size 6'.

I know we have some tattles with ED - so I'm not going to say what looks good and what doesn't weight wise, but the majority of us are NOT a size 6.

 

[JMD]

Lydia Millen #49 - Flogmas wont do, a mention of Globy is long overdue...nothing is new, it's all déjà vu. Lydiot, you silly moomoo.

Edited because I pulled a Lydia and added punctuation in the wrong spot...