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There you go, all KM attireIt was probably the "Goth" range Karen Millen released.![]()
Here’s a picture for youWho was actually at Frows party?
YepIs she saying that she was wearing Karen Millen at the age of 16 and then she went on to those hideous spandex outfits and now she is back to wearing Karen Millen? She was wearing Karen Millen when she was homeless?
Ugh, I really like Fleur - what is she doing hanging out with these wannabes?!Here’s a picture for you
I know Lydia was voted most likely to become a WAG at school but was she also voted class clown?
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Not being the Covid police but I’m guessing Alex went out that evening and didn’t come back till after they had left and the food was all prepared beforehand and Victoria served it herself
Looking at the terrible state of the garden, I feel like crying for the previous owners of The Bungalow. I actually gasped at the size of the raised beds. They are mahoosive, way too big for that area. It is so cramped, and they still have to put in the greenhouse aka Wannabe Conservatory/Orangery. Lydia was too lazy to make a salad to go with the oatmeal risotto, so how in the world are they going to consume all those veggies.I had to look at the Vlog but only managed a few seconds. She is unbearable, and what's with the hand gestures? So self important.
They do not need a gardener; there is nothing for a gardener to do if Ali mows the grass as there are hardly any plants.
As for the greenhouse....it's obviously killed her to pay for something, and let's face it, she hasn't paid for the cars so this is the second biggest purchase after the house!
She has no intention of using the greenhouse for anything other than a backdrop for sage linen dresses. My take on her comments is that she wants one of these wrought iron patio sets for the greenhouse so I found her a sage green one!
I really like Fleur too, I’m assuming her invite was to balance out the looney tunes that are Josie and Lydia. Plus I believe she also doesn’t live too far away and I believe people’s locations were a reason for their invite hence why Amelia wasn’t invited. Fleur is a big jewellery lover and I imagine her audience trusts her recommendations so will probably bring in some sales for Frow.Ugh, I really like Fleur - what is she doing hanging out with these wannabes?!
I have a feeling the greenhouse is going to look like a dolls house in comparison to the size of those raised beds.Looking at the terrible state of the garden, I feel like crying for the previous owners of The Bungalow. I actually gasped at the size of the raised beds. They are mahoosive, way too big for that area. It is so cramped, and they still have to put in the greenhouse aka Wannabe Conservatory/Orangery. Lydia was too lazy to make a salad to go with the oatmeal risotto, so how in the world are they going to consume all those veggies.
Also : Poor Ali, working the whole day in the garden to come in to (overcooked) oatmeal risotto ... No wonder he is so skinny.
Wrt to the Tod's gigantic overcoat for which she now has no use - LYDIA, GIVE IT TO YOUR MUM !!!!!! FOR FREE !!! GRATIS. #CHALLENGE
Looks like cheap market stall jacket
I think she does, one Beatrix PotterDoes she even own a book??!!
but also...why one metre?! It’s meant to be two metres unless you’re wearing a mask. And they’re definitely not wearing masks.No way did they spend the whole evening one metre apart. View attachment 270212View attachment 270213
I think Deanshanger, Milton Keynes.I was thinking the same thing about how awkward it would be with Kaushal and Lydia both there. Kaushal and Nicky had both posted that day about how to look after your hair, how long it takes for true colour to come through and ‘influencers’.
Out of interest, does anyone know where FROW lives?
All the jackets/coats look rather shortish on her
She looks like an extra in a tv stripclub sceneShe did a post congratulating Vic, probably secretly seething that Vic has done a better jobView attachment 269714
Why do they sit on separate chairs like two film starts doing promos for their upcoming film?? First of all, no chemistry, touching, really does remind you of two actor colleagues getting together for the promo, trying to just get it over with.Ugh I hate when she uses that “bloody creativity” tone andwith Ali when he asks her to do something for him. Now that horrific video “wife picks out clothes” weird and off energy she had makes sense. She didn’t want to do that for him as he sprung it on her.
Moody and bitchy.... then camera on... cackling laughing, bossy and sabatoging his video. She’s probably a nightmare to live with! Either lispy and chipper thinking she cute, bossy and entitled, or sulking.
Anyone know where Fleur lives? Interesting that ITF is 15 mins away from Lidl and they barely ever see each otherI think Deanshanger, Milton Keynes.
All the scammers togetherHere’s a picture for you
I know Lydia was voted most likely to become a WAG at school but was she also voted class clown?
Yep
Not being the Covid police but I’m guessing Alex went out that evening and didn’t come back till after they had left and the food was all prepared beforehand and Victoria served it herself
Is it wrong that I really like that set!? (I don't absolutely have to acquire it in sage green though...)I had to look at the Vlog but only managed a few seconds. She is unbearable, and what's with the hand gestures? So self important.
They do not need a gardener; there is nothing for a gardener to do if Ali mows the grass as there are hardly any plants.
As for the greenhouse....it's obviously killed her to pay for something, and let's face it, she hasn't paid for the cars so this is the second biggest purchase after the house!
She has no intention of using the greenhouse for anything other than a backdrop for sage linen dresses. My take on her comments is that she wants one of these wrought iron patio sets for the greenhouse so I found her a sage green one!
Hmm. There's always one that spoils the pic.Here’s a picture for you![]()
I know Lydia was voted most likely to become a WAG at school but was she also voted class clown?
Yep
Not being the Covid police but I’m guessing Alex went out that evening and didn’t come back till after they had left and the food was all prepared beforehand and Victoria served it herself
She looks like she belongs in Madame Tussaud’s...Her make up application is awful, has she never heard of blending. You can see the pale concealer she uses to hide the scar from having her mole removed. View attachment 270069
In her head, it is just another Instagrammable space, nothing but a backdrop where she can pretend to us all. She's like a 5-year-old, only she's the Barbie doll in this scenario, and Ali is her Ken! Did they make a Conniving Barbie, asking for a friend?I'm starting to think she actually doesn't know what a greenhouse is. A tea set?!..Thats just fecking embarrassing![]()