I can't.....they look like they've been slightly boiled there's no colour to them at all!! Roasted my a**. Friggin nora I'm laughing so much I have tears
The comments regarding the potatoes are hilarious, you guys are just too funny! Well, that's entertainment right there.
Nooooo - definitely RAW! The ass-frocking-thetic of raw shines like a beacon in the firmament of tablescapes...Oh yes...
Now, as we all know - when gifted potatoes are left out abandoned to fresh air in a bowl on a tablescape for ages whilst the photographer faffs about with lighting, up-shots, down-shots, in-my-lady’s chamber shots, they become discoloured and this duly renders them unusable and one throws the frockers in the bin! Oh yes, gentle reader, they are dispatched - with alacrity...
What does this mean I hear you whisper? Weeerrrrl, what this means is the the GIFTED potatoes ended up in the gifted bin. That’s what it means. Let me put it another way...the gift was entirely WASTED! Now, I don’t know about you but this definitely makes me want to go out and buy fields of potatoes from the purveyor of said potatoes
because nothing floats my boat more than a wasted RAW potato.
Here endeth the lethon - we will all now thtand and thing hymn number 237, Lord Give Me Strength In Timeth Like This.