Lydia Millen #204 So borin, we're all snorin zzzz

[Fluffy81]

Carrie and Lidl regularly “wine hike” so what on earth possessed them to walk through the countryside, on mostly public footpaths, with bare legs? The amount of stinging nettles and brambles would just tear your legs up. Are they trying to make it sexy . Urgh they’re such try hards.

Also “I’ve been on a mushroom foraging course” fuck offffffffff
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Massive narc rant at the end 🥱

You are absolutely correct - and what is incredibly more worrying is the amount of TIKS that they keep going on about in the country with long grass in the fields and to ensure that people should ideally cover up, due to the amount of even more rain we are getting.

On another note - can someone please tell me where the manicurist went to that she used to get around to her house to do her mani/pedicures????? I randomly thought about it this morning ( lol I must wake up dreaming of LIDL). I have not seen or heard her mention her for months, or was that another one hit wonder of a used friendship.

 

[ella1979]

I think lyds is copying from Leo when Leo was at Goodwood when a lot of ladies were dressed in blue (mostly pale blue ) .

there was a contest for best dressed sponsored by a company who’s name escapes me , the company specified the ladies wear blue.

 

[mustbeuni]

It’s another wine walk p up !

she declares “we couldn’t get a table at the pub, so we came back and ordered an Indian”

not “ordered an Indian takeaway”

ordered an Indian ……. Whatever next

Could afford to eat at the pub

 

[Peppypoopar]

Surprised Lydiot and Aldi haven't booked a stay at Josie's B&B

 

[WickedThread]

Jesus,it’s JR & Swellin !

Is she a drunk and an unfit chicken-mother?

 

[georgiecait]

I bet they will have to put that rubber flooring down over the brick. But personally the brick is just a terrible idea alllll around but especially for a gym floor.

That just seems like such a waste of time and money (literally Lydia to a T why am I surprised) if they're just going to cover it up? Honestly madness

 

[ella1979]

Blimey the Aston is 6 yrs old?. Surely that means they have bought it outright .

 

[JellyBellyBeanie]

She had eyelid surgery year

Guys is it me or do you think she has had a brow lift or Botox to lift the brows/lids? Unless it’s a filter? She looks to have no drooping over her eye lids, and mine started drooping slightly at 31 (I’m 3 years younger than Lidl) - no other age signs yet just minor wrinkles so I’m lucky, and for someone that used to “summer in Ibiza” aka get bent over the strip pole in cooking oil and smoke like a chimney, I’m not buying the gracefully ageing look

The more I look at the pic the abnormally high her eyebrows look to me?!

She had eyelid surgery years ago

 

[mustbeuni]

What colour is “A toop”? Does she mean taupe?!

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Etoupe is Hermes most famous taupe
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Too many influencers at ascot. It’s like everyone gets invited. Hopefully Lydia won’t be getting into the royal enclosure. I can see her trying to be Charles newest mistress, and embarrassing chavs. Because even chavs seem to have some decorum
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Yes. 23k on a tiny occasional use bag.. crazy

She’s buying for the life she wishes she was born into . Other than them taking themselves to ballet and royal ascot which anyone with the money to buy the tickets can do is all she can do.

It’s not as if she moves in high society , it’s literally her and her little man at these events or their hangars on employees. No one she knows extends fancy invites to her . It’s on her dollar.

She needs to get real. She’s collecting things that will gather dust and 95% of the cost of them is diminished , clothes don’t hold value.

I saw some royal enclosure tickets for sale for £1,300 each which is hospitality “within the royal enclosure”. I’d imagine with options like this that don’t require having two people nominate you for the royal box that you don’t get that close to the royals . However it’s ascot cashing in on the royal enclosure name so Lydia and such like can brag.
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I also think she deliberately avoided going on ladies day because she knew she would be potentially seeing more people that day she needed to avoid

1300 to use the royal enclosure snack bar. She’s an idiot

 

[becky bloomwood]

they also share a love of alcohol

I remember years ago my aged aunt said that Princess Margaret was ‘nothing but a moll’ . Make of that what you will.

 

[ella1979]

What colour is “A toop”? Does she mean taupe?!

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It’s a colour Hermes make etoupe. It’s a grey/taupe/brown . The shoes she pointed at are very roughly etoupe id say etoupe is a bit lighter than the shoes .

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

Boy, has she aged herself.

She's looking rather rough in all honesty.

This is her jaw journey from Berkeley arriving till now…..

 

[Namima]

I thought she had a brother/half brother/step brother or something...., working in property development?

Yes, that's her brother from the Italian mother. Her half-sister is from Daddy Millen's second wife.

 

[starship1]

Yeah you're quite a dressy-gowny person..

 

[Namima]

I completely forgot she had another sibling. Whole time I thought Lydia was an only child

It is her half-sister and for the most part, Lydia ignores her.

 

[Missmarpleknows]

I get what you saying but I personally find it a tad offensive.

if that's offensive, what is the PC way to say you want to order 'an Indian' or ' a Chinese' takeaway?

 

[Lola Faith]

Who are those poor people who they went to the ballet with??

Of course she has another (fake) mini Kelly!!

 

[DeniseRoyle]

A lot of the presenters for horse racing wear Emmy London shoes

 

[MichiganGal]

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…see post 857!!

LOL I need to start reading all comments before I comment.

 

[becky bloomwood]

Now which one would our village Lydiot go for?

The Aldi bag of course!