Lydia Millen #202 The latest for the Cotswold’s wannabe is fake beams in the GP Surgery!

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LadyRed said:
This is an absolute crime I see all over the UK. Most ladies have a rosy, cooler skin tone and they put on these yellow foundations in what I assume is an attempt to look more tanned/sun kissed but all it does is make you look sick.
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So many and it's on so thick that when they touch their nose and mouth frequently it makes a pink muzzle show through the yellow caked on foundation.
 
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ella1979

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I need a catch up!

Meanwhile it’s chucking it down in the Cotswolds poor Lydia will be soaked 😂
 
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coconochanel said:
Recap if anyone cares...

It was Ali's birthday but did she mention it, wish him Happy birthday on socials? of course not because it was also Little miss 'all about me' birthday so THAT was all that mattered!

She sat smugly in bed while her house elf aka Mr Millen-Gordon came into the bedroom carrying a slice of birthday cake complete with lit candle singing 'happy birthday'.
She then proceeded to open her birthday cards and gifts, but that didn't take long seeing as she didn't have many presents 🤭 gifts included...

A book about flowers
A Jo Malone candle
£50
Some Highgrove soaps
a box of wine
and a chavy roasting dish that wouldn't look out of place on Tanya Turners (90#s tv show footballers wives) kitchen worktops!

The en-suite bathrooms are finally finished and yes they are an ugly sludgy green colour with light modern tiles in the shower, mismatch sink, toilet and everything else and as the flooring is so thick there is a step into the bathroom #anotherdecorfail 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Her collab with Sweed beauty finally went on sale and she had an event with press and a few influencers. She was nervous as she's never done an event like this before, hmm short memory love.
She is still copying Leonora
She is still as deluded as ever
she has pinned a post on youtube leading all her fans to Tattle 👋 'Hi Lydia fans, enjoy having a good read of the Lydia threads'
and oh to top it off there is now a leak in the basement that looks like its coming down the wall.
It couldn't happen to a nicer person!🤭🤭🤭🤭
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My gosh that sounds EXACTLY like last week! LOL
 
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ella1979 said:
where was Lydia for the first few mins of the live?! Probably downing shots 😂

she didn’t apologise or make any excuse and polite Nadine literally handed her a get out of “countryside WiFi isn’t great” only for Lydia to not cotton on to what Nadine was doing and Lydia stupidly then explained it’s only the greenhouse without WiFi 😂 just digging herself further down 😂

When Nadine said lydia grew up in an area which is “still quite city ish”….
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I was wondering if anyone was brave enough to watch the live with Nadine and can give us a recap pretty please?
I started it but, I could not get past 5 minutes in...
 
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Delizia

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ella1979 said:
They retreated on their own back to the cookery school because it’s so cold …. Yes it was a cold day for sure but these two were just after skiving and getting back to the wine
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She’s rubbish at vlogging.

So little course content . I heard at le manoir it was Ali doing the camera work and as a couple, they kept waiting for breaks were people weren’t watching them before they filmed . I’e they would hang back as people went elsewhere for a trip to the orchard etc and use that time to vlog so no one knows what they do for a living imo
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Well it's fairplay and probably for the best. I wouldn't like it if someone was constantly standing in the group talking to their camera.
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Namima said:
Plans for the Sex Dungeon Room :

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Of course, the bar will be SOLID OAK.

SOLID.

OAK.
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Prepare to be inundated with the words SOLID OAK in the next 50 vlogs.

Of course, everything will be G R E E N (to match or hide the mould ?). And SOLID OAK.
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SOLID OAX has to be in one the next title 😏

That games room is such a bore, and a waste of space.
 
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ella1979 said:
She says The Lady is the pinnacle of British society reporting. A comment she directly aimed at Americans . She’s desperate for the American market to buy into her countryside , quaint lifestyle .

It’s such a con!.

She seems to forget the best society magazine we have is Tatler . Hello magazine used to be very good at reporting society things, much less tongue in cheek than Tatler can be.

For anyone who doesn’t know, the lady is full of adverts for sabbath stair lifts, orthopedic foot things, incontinance pads, care homes, it has a large classifieds section where people can advertise for carers /housekeepers and Nannie’s. There is a dating section full of weary old (think 80/90yrs old) men looking for women and weird listings from men who want paid or unpaid male escort (s£x workers) .. to ladies of a certain type who blatantly advertise for “an older man with an estate for a relationship”…..

It’s weary!.

They tried to give it a facelift and hired some younger staff some years back but it hasn’t worked . There is an hilarious documentary out there which shows the goings on at The Lady magazine hq .

Boris Johnson’s sister was brought in to revamp it and she described the task as “the challenge of her life” . She described the lady HQ as being like “an undertakers office” .

The programme worth a watch before anyone orders a subscription to it ! Don’t do it 😂

Here’s a link to it . I watched it many years ago because it featured someone I knew 😂


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I have access to the lady (for my sins) so I will look the article madams done and paste it here tomorrow when the new edition is out
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Wasn't Toff working for the lady which was mentioned on MIC? Maybe a storyline?
 
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shiroyagisan

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coconochanel said:
If its a laundry room just buy a clothes airer and dry your clothes on it in the laundry room, not bloody rocket science! 🤣
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The used to have a heated airer in there, the Lakeland Dry:Soon, but she claimed theirs was faulty and wouldn't heat up. Instead of just contacting Lakeland and getting a replacement, she had a wooden rack made and painted it herself. They had a purpose-made airer with 36 racks and replaced it with something that takes up the same amount of space with 1/6th the drying space.
 
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Apologies if this has already been shared, I'm just catching up on the last thread - this popped up for me on ⏰ and I have no idea if the link will be allowed but:

Alternatively find "lydiarosehawken" on TikTok - she posted two days ago.

Will of course delete this post if I spot someone else has shared!
 
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Julia123 said:
what is this you speak of?
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We are blocking people who have been silent about Gaza. I don’t think Lydia will be blocked, she’s not famous enough to be blocked as a nonMuslim. But you can suggest her, she would probably be added to the list. Because otherwise she’s not famous enough to come to anyone’s attention
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Namima said:
Reading Lydia's old Tattle threads ... found this :

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I would assume this is part of the problem of the basement flooding.

@Hunevoque2 your post from nearly 5 years ago says it all !!!
The indoor pool part 😂

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Why not hire a professional to do the job correctly? Make sure it’s done correctly so the basement doesn’t flood
 
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