Lydia Millen #202 The latest for the Cotswold’s wannabe is fake beams in the GP Surgery!

[Catlady1234]

These kind of adverts should only be shown on the radio

 

[coconochanel]

The white trousers or jeans looked stark , too bright for a cold rainy day . Cream would have looked far better and softer . Brown or green would of been my top choice
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She carried a bag to the boot dumped it down and left the driver and Carrie to sort the rest . She only bought one sourdough hasn’t she heard of slicing bread then freezing? Bearing in mind she’s so far away
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The nose is large …..bad profile
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The way she inelegantly dumped herself down in taxi , she seemed exhausted. I guess foraging and cooking all day is harder than her normal routine.
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there’s no way she’s shy . That’s an act. She chatted up a bloke by the wines , she got his name (Tom!) .. she was loud on the whole , hyper

she couldn’t come across as a well educated well spoken lady in a million yrs

Or tiddly
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Clearly she is drunk already, Carrie looks like she works in a kids Nursery, both have awful hair!!

Loving this!!

Nice to see the healthy lifestyle is going well.

 

[JoCort4]

Lydia does a lot of these cringe ads - “aren’t I beautiful and sexy in my romantic period frocks”? It’s a bloody Harlequin Romance cover come to life! This ad is the absolute worse!!! It’s so gross - nothing like losing sales for making a bad decision on your leading lady! I do not get all the lemmings she has in her corner - “so beautiful Lydia”! It’s a sad, sad world out there! Also disappointed in Fairfax and Favor for hiring her to design handbags - I did like that company, oh well!

 

[amiasshaf]

omg I LOVE this boots on the ground reporting! Can you take pics of her? How tall is she?

Also, what’s her hair like up close?

 

[blue-orchid]

Just watching her vlog and oh what a shit show it is......

She has a Skype call with another mag no one has heard of
Then it's like deja vu where she's trying on some clothes from Goelia and they all look like every other item of clothing she tries on from brands....shirt dresses, ugly two piece etc etc
Her hair is an absolute MESS, jeez get the colour sorted!
She goes to S&H to pick up her tailormade suit and when she is in her dressing room trying it on all I can think of is Ollie Locke from Made in Chelsea
The garden looks a state and while everyone's veg beds are beginning to sprout hers are BARE!
Love how she is talking to Tattle direct when she says 'looks what's back in the makeup bag the Byterry glowing base'
She is all dressed up to go to some meetings in London wearing her Loro Piana dress, Hermes belt, Hermes bag and her beat up scuffed suede shoes MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Then she is in London talking about her dads old GF who had a fancy flat that had a square and 'Lydia used to feel like she was in Notting hill 'even though she didn't know what Notting Hill was back then'
Her New PR people must have advised to to appear more friendly because she is OTT happy, nice its laughable TBH.
She tries on a black dress and all my first thought is Maleficent
When she is trying on the dresses all you can hear is Cawwie giving her opinion, shut up you have no idea about style!

Agreed. Her hair is horrific.

You can see how damaged it is when she was sitting and doing the Zoom call with the mag.

The stripes of color are one thing but the dried up haystack is beyond terrible.

Can't believe she was screaming like a banshee when Nicky did a lovely balayage but now thinks her hair is amazing.

Being delusional must be nice sometimes, huh?

 

[Duchesspink]

What is the sq footage of the bungalow? I'd go for 2500sq ft for the whole house. Is she trying to say that the basement is 2500sq ft?
Imagine saying you're having a library when you never read books. She's a prick

 

[Julia123]

It looks this overgrown in the beginning of May! What on earth is it gonna look like by August?! Looks 100% abandoned and full of weeds.

 

[Lola Faith]

OMG that dress = way too small

Those tits = look so fake

Her Royal Smugness!!!!

Definately a free Milla dress

https://itsmilla.com

 

[MichiganGal]

One thing I can say with absolute certainty is that her content has NOT evolved gracefully over time. She has all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on and her content has taken 100 steps backwards.


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Holistic my arse

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Payed???? Author my a$$. The font and lay out of the title on this Gram post is very distracting. I don't know if it is the weird spacing or the different fonts. Looks very amateurish and not something I would expect from an OG on SM <jk>. Besides the misspelled word, there is a lack of punctuation and a run on sentence. She should compare with she wrote to the post by @hipandhealthy. Of course, the substance of the post is just typical PR lingo, but they use commas and correct spelling, which is something she doesn't comprehend.

 

[Oops...]

Imagine hearing all that and you arrive and it's a red brick modern bung with honey bee walk at the bottom of the garden

Yes and as we’ve been told those bees in Honey Bee Walk ( funny how she names everything to sound far nicer than it is - this is a piece of scrub land at the back of their small garden) are ANGRY! So it’s Angry Honey Bee Walk isn’t it? He kept schtum about the woodpecker didn’t he? They’ve got all the white suits and smokers and look the part though so that’s all that matters…

 

[coconochanel]

Now this Lydia is a library in a country house ..(attached)

Now, unless she’s going to wear massive platforms, the souster trousers aren’t wearable, they need shortening .
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She’s probably going to put her rhs colour by numbers books in the library @coconochanel

She can add a book of Etiquette to the collection because she bloody well needs one!

 

[mustbeuni]

She tried on all those ugly fast fashion dresses, and then immediately puts on a loro piana dress to wear to lunch because it’s “too cold”. Like she doesn’t own a million jackets. She just didn’t want to wear that cheap crap

 

[ella1979]

I really see Karen Millen as her main income , whilst she might pick up bits like sweed I don’t think she will pick up enough to keep the show going if km pull out . She’s having to go to London and do more work than she is used to doing .

Which can’t be making her happy being as she is someone who has to be babysat and likes a life of being at home amongst her prized possessions .

If km pull out I don’t see how it can work for Lydia . I think she thinks she’s starting afresh in the world of influencing.

Looking at how she’s gaining bits of work and buying followers any new or lesser influencer can see they also might as well buy followers /YT views .. it’s such a dishonest industry

She would be imo a very unhappy person if she loses km, Ali walks and cashes in , she couldn’t afford Carrie and she had to seriously downsize to say a 4 bed small Cotswolds detached with small garden .
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I think she’s been used to decent paychecks for not much work , used to living off km and having the power to turn down lowly end paid jobs which require her making a lot of effort traipsing to London .
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I bet she's fuming she's been spotted in the wild by a tattler.

I wonder which episode it’s going to appear in with her being so late to vlog everything? Thurs or next Monday maybe??

I’ve vlogged for her we know who she went with, how she got there , what they wore, how they acted and what she bought (sourdough alcohol rose tinned cocktails smoothies )
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I wonder if Ali realises that compared to most women he has married a complete pain in the arse lazy type?. He did mention her laziness fairly recently things like not putting food away properly and the toothpaste top not being put on.

In my experience of relationships albeit from a female pointing view it’s easy to tire of these habits as time passes , by the time you have known someone 15-20 yrs you can’t tolerate the noise they make whilst chewing never mind more annoying habits . I wonder how far he is from this realisation that he has picked a wife who isn’t making his life any easier other than the ££ she has brought in which is unlikely to continue at the rate they are used to . It’s a sinking ship .

 

[coconochanel]

Elsie chooses this pic of the ‘three story bunga’ and who would blame her?! Trot out the 500 yo wall whydoncha?

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Shame she didn't give them a pic of the three-storey cottage, oh yes that's because its not a cottage its a red brick ugly modern bungalow!

 

[Lola Faith]

This is shocking, I wouldn't even go to the supermarket or to a friend with hair like that, greasy, dirty, huge parting, messy.

The make up is all wrong and is too neutral and heavy, also wrong colour lips.

Nothing works, especially the stupid bag, at least get a white one! But most people would wear a metallic sandal and matching evening bag or clutch. Something softer than the ridiculous black Launer bag with that dress - which Cawwee probably said was incredible. The dress has green velvet, lilac and pink embroidered flowers, so black bag, brown make up is pitiful!!!

 

[Namima]

Desperate for the views !!!

 

[coconochanel]

She looks a right idiot in those Georgia boots
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How sad your birthday prezzie from your husband is #gifted, so bougie

 

[ella1979]

Only news I have so far is it’s absolutely freezing, a bitterly cold day, lots of people moaning it’s only 6c now and still raining . Not the ideal day for foraging ! Especially in nice leather boots and unpractical white jeans.

she needs wellies on for going on the farm foraging really …

I’ve no idea what car they arrived in , I haven’t seen a green vogue or the damaged Aston nor have I seen a defender in the colour they have with same reg .

Maybe Ali’s got a loan car whilst his is being repaired and they are driving that .

 

[Peppypoopar]

Just had a look at the live with Nadine Baggot, Lydiot claims she hairy because she's Italian (she's not). Her grandparents on her mother side are, but she's hairy because she has course hair like her English father, she even has his eyebrows
Nadine is saving the live for anyone who misses it.
Of course Lydiot sounds a complete prat and Nadine looks bored.

 

[ella1979]

Is Lydia telling herself the lies , is her cosplay a personality disorder or is it marketing to hit a similar fan base to ballerina farm who has a whopping 8.9M followers and a massive product range (albeit the product range seems dodgy ). Or is she a mix of unstable and trying this marketing approach to further herself ?
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Everything she says she is , she really isn’t

She’s healthy and on a health kick - but observe her at daylesford she’s tipsy and loading up on alcohol

She lives in rural England - yet she doesn’t , I’d imagine at best her locality is semi rural she’s not far from a high street/supermarkets

She cosplays upper class - yet is a screeching chav

Her accent and how it changes

And the list goes on. Nothing is authentic . Surely it can’t be long before someone well known blows the lid (or lyd ) on YouTube of the discrepancies we discuss all the time here .

Idk how long Lydia has followed ballerina farm but I think it’s yet another person Lydia is copying and taking tips from