Lydia Millen #193 Pardon the garden we‘ve no time to dine - busy with cosplay pretending all’s fine…

[Milking Keynes]

That looks more like Claire than Lydiot which they both would die if they knew we confused them.

Also everyone pictured has a different face.

I agree - defo looks like Claire

 

[Peppypoopar]

Maybe antiques roadshow

She'll take the clothes in her wardrobe

 

[katiesmith81]

These ‘to’ women - to, tree, for ... one fick aufor... oh my gawd, can she not type two as opposed to .. to women? View attachment 2590973

Free twats in a hat

 

[katiesmith81]

Cawwie trying to keep people who work with Lydiot's moral up still works if you click on it.

Since its already been said in the post "dumb cnut" is Lydia down to a T! Think this is where sorry not sorry would apply lol.

 

[Julia123]

High five Glynis.
Double high five.

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wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooo exactly!

Did anyone see Vic's vlog the other day? 1 second little cartoon and she was home alone decorating trees by herself. The WORST vlogmas kickoff of all time and it's like Alex refused to make a decent intro or be there to decorate. I"m sure Lydiot's is worse... have to watch it later.

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

I was just watching Amelia's most recent vlog where she goes to Paris with Vic and I think Susan Bonaldi?

At the 10:58 mark she shows a photo from 10 years ago in the same hotel lobby.

In the pic are the three of them, Tamara and the girl in the middle looks like Lydiot.

She looks odd in the pic. Can anyone confirm it's the muppet please?

Her hair is long but looks bad and she looks kinda drunk if it is indeed her......

Is this the photo? Wow! Tamara looks really different… I think that is Lydia…

 

[katiesmith81]

She looks like Jim Carey #dumberView attachment 2596134View attachment 2596135

With cases like his though, I'm usually the one saying that being open minded won't make your brain fall out, but in Jim's case I beg to differ!
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Safe of her to use her own car seat View attachment 2596246

Did Aldi require a booster seat, on account of his short stature?

 

[mustbeuni]

To top it off, "shopping" with her empty creased bags in BEVERLY HILLS whilst dressed as an oversized toddler.

Did she bring the empty bags from England with her?

 

[Lola Faith]

 

[Hunevoque2]

Good place to place an Ad sticker View attachment 2598828

We can still see your greasy face lidl, enormous forehead and the fact that your hair is thinning ! Nose too!

 

[katiesmith81]

Starabaker. Hun. You okay ????

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Nah she's not she's been at the cooking sherry! (I get quite emotional with some things when I've been drunk in the past lol, fail to see how anyone would with that though..... *though haven't seen their dancing so.... lol
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I guess planning the Vow Renewal has taken up alot of her time ie. the team's time, or no one's RSVP'ed and they've had to cancel it ... The friends list is growing shorter by the day.
Or brands have not taken the bait for the provision of free good and services.
Or Lydia will release the footage of the vow renewal as a 2 hour movie on YouTube.


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The sunglasses.
Omg did Ali pick up his gran's sunglasses by accident ?
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The pout.
Lips Boofant.
Yikes.

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His sunglasses are on the wonk in the 1st one, probably symmetrical with his brain if trying to hang them from his pocket in the other pic is anything to go by

 

[katiesmith81]

You mean she has been through the local dumpster! Ridiculous !

It's like she's trying to be urban (like had a store here (actually in Harrogate) called G-23, G24 something like that, like them) but awfully!

 

[katiesmith81]

KM are totally wasting their time with Lydia's collection she never wears them anyway.

Though would any sane person?

 

[katiesmith81]

Lydiot after spending the afternoon with Cawwie

Actually me again (ms life)

She's f'd lol

Is hilarious they're just filming her lol

 

[katiesmith81]

I swear her nose a chin just get longer and longer View attachment 2603204

You know what that reminds me of?

Came from a drawing someone did and uploaded it on Fine Art America, found it on Bing search.
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That hairpiece though….
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Rememeber Aldi take it off when you go to the barbers, may end up being like with when Mr Beans mistaken for one!
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And what is with the pink car???

Wearing black Loub heels at the end, perfect red soles with price tickets on - clearly going straight back! Empty Chanel bag etc

Scarf looks shit with that coat btw!

The coats HC seen it a few times on their site etc lol.
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LOL yes and I've now also realized the PROBLEM LIES WITH ME NOT HER obviously.... if she wants a joy-free holiday experience then she shall have it. HAHAHA

Did you guys catch when the florist was asking what Lydia and Ali do for xmas and was extremely confused that they prefer to be alone. Then Lydia described the day........... drinking, presents, eat a bagel, drinking, movie, eat sausage roll noone has heard of and linked below, drinking, warmed up pre ordered dinner, movies and drinking. Lady asked if they get dressed

Yup I mean I could understand it if you had kids (usually more than just one but.... anyways) but in their case it'd be extremely odd!

 

[Armywife1508]

Just had a squiz at littul Aldi's Christmas wish list......

Deer Santy Claws

Pleeze can yoo arrainge for mee to git given theeze presents:-

A monocle
Some plus 3's
A shooting stik
A monogrammmed pinky ring
A coat of Alms, (cashmere of course, non of that nasty polywotsit fabric)
Jacob Rees Mogg's taylor's phone number
Jacob Rees Moggs phone number
Another pare of ballet slippers, (velvit this time)
A dead pole to channge my name to Alloyishus, (make it a long one, we need logs for the fire)

Thank you
Yore obediant survent

xxx

Hello, Mr. Peanut

 

[katiesmith81]

Here is Jonna Jinton who is the antithesis of Her Travesty. Jonna has 5 million subscribers and puts out videos occasionally! Often she talks about the seasons but in a way that is interesting, atm it s -27 in Sweden but the ice and snow create so much beauty. Jonna is very talented because she has passion and it s beautiful to see.

Yea not sure if its in the northern parts of Sweden (possibly is) but go that far enough north and it doesnt get light until least 10am (in parts of Finald, Lapland especially), some parts of the northern hemisphere it never gets fully light at all through the day even.

 

[katiesmith81]

Some of you have expressed concern for my wretched neighbour again. Please don’t worry about her, she’s fine. I am thinking of planting her in the garden and putting fairy lights on her again like last year though…

Be like Blackpool Illuminations around @Oops... place!

 

[Peppypoopar]

Found something Lydiot and Aldi could do with the Chickens

 

[toomuchstuff]

You are SO right! Well spotted! Where DO these wretched ‘shoots’ end up?

Ali probably has a scrap book in the attic. ;-)