Lydia Millen #179 Her hair she laments, fake bags she overspent, tune in next time for gardening NONtent!

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My husband and I...
WTF

Why not name your vlog after the content'trip to Le Manoir' etc
 
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This is what the North Wing of a house looks like! Just sayin’…

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This is a part of the east end wall of a bungalow in a very overgrown, unkept, small garden. Just sayin’…
 
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Oh! Do Let Me Come To Your Wedding…

Oh! Do let me come to your wedding
I’d like to wear white if I may
And can I just mention that all the attention
Would flood towards me on the day?
I’d just like to say that you’d be blown away
Attracting no spotlight at all
Nobody would care because I would be there
You’d be watching me having a ball

I’d be stomping about with my scuffed sandal clout
You'd be wowed by my talent refined
I wouldn’t eat food but I’d never be rude
When it came to the time when we dined
I’ll cackle and shriek with my tongue in my cheek
At your copious drinks on the table
I’d swig and I’d swallow; these short legs are hollow
And my drinking‘s of legend and fable

I’ll roar as you pour, watch my teeth and my claw
I’ll be slurring well into the night
There’d be room to explore just one argument more
Then we’ll entertain folk with a fight
They will carry me home like a sad garden gnome
And I’d stay in my bed the next day
My bestie can edit the vlog that I filmed
And my husband can post it away…
I’m a lurker on this thread, have been for over a year. Your poems never fail to make me laugh
 
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It should be "... for My Husband and Me." FFS, Lydia and Carrie. Someone get these people sponsored by Grammarly.
 
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Hmmm ... yeah ... Porter really doesn't like Lyds.
Interesting to watch.
Around minute 50:00 to 55:00 whilst she acts like she's reading The English Garden magazine.
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She really needs to stop the click baiting especially when she hates people asking about babies
 
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I have stage 3 Melanoma skin cancer and I can categorically state no month of the year is safe to go without literally bathing in suncream even in the winter.
It pains me to say it but she isn’t wrong on this.
I am glad you’re well and hope you stay healthy ☺
Also apply your suncream 😉
Ugh is the worst thing ever being diagnosed with cancer, hope you're doing ok?
 
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Maybe it is just because I have kids, and a night away with my husband is a rare treat, but I can tell you that after a romantic meal for two and a few wines in a nice hotel we aren’t in our pyjamas reading about the hotel’s pillow selection 😂
 
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It s a rock and a half, that s for sure. Then we have chavvy Elsie with her garish stack of cheapi rings.... ooh the absolute shame.
yep that's at least 3 carats :love: Such a lovely ring, not like Elsie's 🤭
 
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No dress code specified for Epsom.... bet they didn’t expect this to turn up though!

Nice that Aston Martin didn’t treat them to the Queen Elizabeth enclosure 🤣🤣 She was very overdressed for the area they were in then, I wonder how she felt having to mingle with the peasants.

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What a car crash of a vlog this evening. We had Ali giving his best Del Boy impersonation at Le Manoir and the charmless Lydia being totally ignored by her own dog, the discerning Porter. And why is someone so passionate about gardening (supposedly) allowing her garden to suffer through lack of watering? Quel charlatan. Quelle horreur!
 
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