Lydia Millen #177 Birthday content galore, hair's like straw, husband's a pathetic bore

[Milking Keynes]

She’ll now be a Bourbon expert.

Mint tulips as she calls them.

Can someone tell me what is going to be stored in all those outdoor kitchen cabinets? What with the creepy crawlies and her aversion to them, the English damp weather conditions and their lack of any Colin skills other than a Sunday roast, a risotto and pasta cheese, what is the actual point of all this and should we be concerned about the worlds oak trees?

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We need a poll - I think it’s Aldi’s new home Separate beds now separate quarters - plenty of room for the little buck.

 

[MichiganGal]

Why the duck does she have to mention “our joiner in the Cotswolds”?! Seriously, I’m going to go about saying I got my Amazon delivery from a man in Luton. Bet the joiner would have preferred to be mentioned BY HIS NAME rather than his geographical location.
She’s so Hyacinth Bouquet and I cannot cope!

Like she has a joiner on retainer for when the urge to have a cabinet built hits her. It's pretentious babble like this that makes her so unlikable.

 

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Mint tulips as she calls them.


We need a poll - I think it’s Aldi’s new home Separate beds now separate quarters - plenty of room for the little buck.

Deffo a small mammal cum insectarium/vivarium/spiderama. She can do regular interviews with all her thousands of new lodgers and write monthly poetry about them. I’m seeing Beatrix Potter meets Emily Dickinson…I’m seeing seminal, literary offerings. I’m seeing it being open to the public and grand tours from America taking place every weekend. She can wave to the hoi-poloi from her dressing room window. Everyone will be delighted to consider themselves honoured to catch sight of her. A few carousels with horses and maybe a rifle range and coconut shy…Maybe a helter-sKelter? The opportunity is enormous!

Mint Tulip anyone?

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

Deffo a small mammal cum insectarium/vivarium/spiderama. She can do regular interviews with all her thousands of new lodgers and write monthly poetry about them. I’m seeing Beatrix Potter meets Emily Dickinson…I’m seeing seminal, literary offerings. I’m seeing it being open to the public and grand tours from America taking place every weekend. She can wave to the house-polio from her dressing room window. Everyone will be delighted to consider themselves honoured to catch sight of her. A few carousels with horses and maybe a rifle range and coconut shy…A halter smelter. The opportunity is enormous!

But we know that will sadly never happen ……as no fun or cleverness or imagination ever happens at the Woodentops house

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

With the garden kitchen in place and the greedhouse not far from it, my imagination is hard at work coming up with a place where to plop that fox feeder...err, chicken enclosure.

 

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But we know that will sadly never happen ……as no fun or cleverness or imagination ever happens at the Woodentops house

Halter smelter and house polio instead of HELTER- SKELTER and HOI- POLOI - always great favourites! It took me sO long to correct because the damn thing will not accept helter-Skelter.

 

[Milking Keynes]

The Eye-pizza power couple

 

[Upintheair83]

Why the duck does she have to mention “our joiner in the Cotswolds”?! Seriously, I’m going to go about saying I got my Amazon delivery from a man in Luton. Bet the joiner would have preferred to be mentioned BY HIS NAME rather than his geographical location.
She’s so Hyacinth Bouquet and I cannot cope!

Omg I have a friend like Lydia. She will constantly say 'im just putting my waitrose shopping away' or she will say 'so I had the waitrose duchy salmon for tea tonight!' makes me laugh and cringe at the same time!
She even declined some sweets once and said 'no thanks,I only like the waitrose Wine gums'
How are there people like this????!!!! The walk among us!

 

[Milking Keynes]

Omg I have a friend like Lydia. She will constantly say 'im just putting my waitrose shopping away' or she will say 'so I had the waitrose duchy salmon for tea tonight!' makes me laugh and cringe at the same time!
She even declined some sweets once and said 'no thanks,I only like the waitrose Wine gums'
How are there people like this????!!!! The walk among us!

They stomp among us

 

[Namima]

Delta airlines business class is the pits!

Leave that ... who gets served room service breakfast in a plastic takeaway container ??? After flying first class !!
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It’s hysterical to hear Aldi wrestling with the ironing board in the hotel room - he obviously is on an ironing board jounrey - he has no clue how to set it up and he’s - I swear to God - taking about seven minutes to do so Worth watching it for this alone! You can hear him clanking about in the background with the odd flash of ironing board!

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"Ironing board jounrey" bwahahahahahahah

 

[Allexie01]

That’s a terrible pose!!!

I wonder how long it took him to perfect it!!!

 

[ThatGirlAnna]

So she finally admitted it in the last vlog: 'People tell me that I dress like Kate Middleton. Or a Kate Middleton wannabe.'
Hence the recent obsession with pieces from Emilia Wickstead, Erdem, Garrard, Emmy London etc, which are brands that the Princess of Wales wears repeatedly. Should we now expect to see her buying Gianvitto Rossi shoes, Aspinal of London bags, Jenny Packham and Alexander McQueen bespoke and customised pieces, just as her bestie Kate?

 

[becky bloomwood]

I know!

‘I see a little pirouetter of a man
Scraramouche! Scaramouche! Can you play the man banjo? ‘

Lol, I thought it was ’can you do the fandango’ lol

 

[Miscanthus]

This is your 10 minute warning ....I'm starting a new thread.



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Lydia Millen #178 Amelia Wickstead, Eeelie Saab, and Lulu Le-MON, ignorance of brands has hit rock botTOM

Congratulations to our queen of thread titles @Milking Keynes for yet another gem 😁 which received 60 votes!!!! :coronation: We really have a lot of "appareciation" (sic) for your efforts! 😍 * Results of poll - Two thirds of voters thought the view out of the car window was a painted landscape...

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New thread up!