Lydia Millen #172 Baiting Nicky and collecting her "Royal" Rover, her hair's fried and her career is over

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This is Arabella Banana our darling happy girlie chicken. Welcome dearest one. You are our mascot and Ambassador for the Voice of Poultry.
Here are your bonnets of high office (as it’s St Patrick’s Day) as introduced by Her Excellency Havisham.



Hark! The Trombone of Truth exalts you...

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Lydia will probably call one of her chickens 'Fabergé'
She will expect a luxury egg to be laid every day......

Guess the Daft Names of The Millen Chickens...

Faberge
Edwina Currie

 

[Shoelaces]

Guess the Daft Names of The Millen Chickens...

Princess Lay-a
Dora the Eggs plorer

 

[CallMeHollywood]

Egg Sheeran
Eggmilio esteves

 

[Pancake56]

Going by the theme of Porter and Berkeley. My chicken name ideas:

Downton
Beatrix
Claridges
Tosca
Gisele

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

These pun names are too clever for her. I’m guessing:
Chickeny, Henny and Roostery.

 

[Bearsmum13]

Just catching up on this thread, you girls are too funny!!

CinderAli - this is just genius

Gutted she is getting chickens, she is doing it for all the wrong reasons. Say what you want about Mrs Hinch, she has done an amazing job with her chickens, nursing them back to health and I think she follows the guidance really carefully about how to care for them. Lydia on the other hand wont research anything except the bleeping disney looking house because with her it is only about how things look. She knocks me sick.

That bloody stripy gown is a monstrosity. She looks like one of the ugly sisters in it, which is fitting with CinderAli really.

 

[Milking Keynes]

Guess the Daft Names of The Millen Chickens...

Princess Lay-a
Dora the Eggs plorer

Yolk-o Ono
Henneth Paltrow
Eggy Pop

 

[Wophie]

Guess the Daft Names of The Millen Chickens...

Princess Lay-a
Dora the Eggs plorer

Eggsquisite

 

[Julia123]

Reminder…. “Listen I’ll take anything that will allow me to go get eggs babe, that’s all I care about.”

 

[Allexie01]

Will they have designer belts and harnesses so she can take them for walkies, does Hermès make special hay or nests and baskets for the eggs of dreams??

Do chickens come in shades of sage green and/or 'rouge'?

 

[Bearsmum13]

Reminder…. “Listen I’ll take anything that will allow me to go get eggs babe, that’s all I care about.”


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She is such a dick. Has she ever even eaten a quails egg?
SLAPPABLE.

 

[Allexie01]

The chicken version of Lidl......

 

[Meadowblue]

Please tell me she will at least re-home some lovely chickens, not be an absolute p***k (sorry) and search for royal hens

 

[Allexie01]

The rooster version of Aldi in his heyday.....

 

[Milking Keynes]

We got our hats at last! Thank you Mods! Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Tattlers. Wear sage green all day and return the bonnets to me immediately so I can put them up on depop at €1 each.

 

[Louise84]

Can’t believe she’s getting chickens, and Ali is a dick for letting her. No way is she going to do any of the looking after, worming, cleaning, dealing with mud and poorly chucks. When is reality ever going to enter her febrile brain? Everything she has is a stage for taking pictures and convincing herself that her fake life is real. It is just so pathetic (especially when animals/birds are recruited to act as props).

 

[FreddieR]

She will not be getting rescue chickens, hers will have a pedigree and the coop is designed by Hermezzz

If she doesn't get the top pedigree available from The Bell Plantation near Towcester , is she even Lidl...?

 

[coconochanel]

Will it be a royal chicken coop and will they be The prince Philip of chickens?

 

[Shoppaholicmum]

Lidl in the Daily fail in a inappropriate for Cheltenham creased white sheet and the ever present Hermes bag and belt looking like she can smell tit. Enough now, we know you have a Hermes handbag

 

[Kaylovescosmetics]

For gods sake wish she’d put her bloody arms in the coat. I bet there was loads of young girls there laughing their heads off at her.