She should hire you to write those idiotic chapters for her from now on! Much more entertaining. And raw. And real.
She should hire you to write those idiotic chapters for her from now on! Much more entertaining. And raw. And real.
The 3 women are Josie, Suzie and Vic.SIX PUMPS! SIX! It looks like a spoof on her face and hands. TBH
Then look poof it’s like magic… all blended in but really she must have gone to the bathroom and washed all of it off. Only to apply the smallest amount of that JR sloppy mess and feel superior.
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WHO do you think she is talking about? Is it all of the brands who dropped her? Alllll of the savoy outraged people? Everyone who has ever met her or worked in her home? KM who is probably who she meant by “finish what you starred” rant?
Who are the 3 women?
Part of me wants to invite little Ali, just to get him away from the grips of Elsie and make him see there's a chance for escape ......however Aidan Turner is more my type, so il be selfish and stick with Aidan!A NOTE FROM THE BEACH HOUSE
Unfortunately several guests have still not revealed who their dates for Man Cave Night were, so could the following people please tell me who your escort was as soon as possible - @Hunevoque2, @coconochanel, @K18, @MichiganGal, @Upintheair83, @CallMeHollywood, @Angeoudemon, @uhhuhyeahok, @Catlady1234 @TheMushroom @vaca74, @Rachy24881, @Yungone, @The.world.has.gone.mad., @Alleykat, @Jessica.d, @Faisgaffe, @Upintheair83, @katiesmith81, @Maisie doats, @rosieposie16, @Graciewoo, @Maybeme, @MissKW, @MissPiggy44, @Queenofsaigon, @CuriousCreature, @Lola.Petra, @helenmoorhouse, @Britabroad and @dins.
The following men have already been claimed:
• Viggo Mortensen
• Keanu Reeves
• St Gary Barlow
• Jude Law Esq
• Tom Hardy
• Eddie Cibrian
• Patrick Dempsey (as Dr McDreamy)
• Russell Crowe
• Mads Mikkelsen
• Michele Morrone
• Chris Hemsworth
• Jason Mamoa
• David Boreanaz
• Henry Cavill
• Travis Fimmel
• Giovanni Pernice
• Alan Titchmarsh
• Ashton Kutcher
• Cillian Murphy (as Tommy Shelby)
• Tom Hiddleston
• Ryan Reynolds
• Jonathan Geoff
• George Clooney
• James Norton
• Andrew Garfield
• Glen Powell
• Matthew McConaughey
• Toby Stephens
• Richard Armitage (as John Thornton)
• Simone Susinna
• Raymond Smith
• Andrew Garfield
If your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner was your date, please react to this post with the “WOW” emoji so as not to derail the entire thread.
Participating in Man Cave Night was not mandatory, so for those of you who had no desire to chose a man crush an alternative activity was organised.
Yes we should invite him! He could serve the coffee and polish the shoes on all our men!Part of me wants to invite little Ali, just to get him away from the grips of Elsie and make him see there's a chance for escape ......however Aidan Turner is more my type, so il be selfish and stick with Aidan!
What an awful thing to say to someone!Lydia, your bank balance does not permit you to stay at The Savoy.
Your stay at The Savoy was ... free.
Free.
Lydia.
Let's be frank.
You cannot afford to stay at The Savoy.
You stay at The Savoy only if said stay is "sponsored.
You pay for diddly squat Liedia.
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Her pronunciation of “Cadogan”Can someone in The Bunga do a service to humanity and burn this tacky AF dress.
Madame is re-using the same photos from this phoshoot ...over Nd over and over again. She has no work to post or ADs to post so she has to stay relevant on the IG algorithm I guess.
Look how many times she has re-used these same pics. Enough already.
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2 Tik Toks uploaded in one night ?
Both old footage.
Here is the Tik Tok.
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And very interesting is she has the settings of her Tik Toks so that you cannot "stitch" the Tik Tok nor "save", "duet" or "share" it.
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Hmmmm. Not so unbovvered are you Lyds ????
Seems more like you are terribly bovvered by everything.
Was that not a male and female in the car ? The married couple who are friends with Carrie's mum.Wow. Thanks for sharing this. I don’t know what to say. That may have been cathartic for her but chilling for the rest of us. I pulled my bedclothes tighter I don’t mind saying.
Wondering why I’m thinking that the 3ladies was perhaps the two in the car that replied to her Savoy Tik Tok and got into the full on row with Alex? I think they were known to Elsie and accused her of not giving to charity and Alex saying she didn’t get the invite or something?
That dress is hugely unflattering. She does not have the shoulders. #justsaying… I’m like marmite. You either love me or hate meCan someone in The Bunga do a service to humanity and burn this tacky AF dress.
Madame is re-using the same photos from this phoshoot ...over Nd over and over again. She has no work to post or ADs to post so she has to stay relevant on the IG algorithm I guess.
Look how many times she has re-used these same pics. Enough already.
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2 Tik Toks uploaded in one night ?
Both old footage.
Here is the Tik Tok.
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And very interesting is she has the settings of her Tik Toks so that you cannot "stitch" the Tik Tok nor "save", "duet" or "share" it.
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Hmmmm. Not so unbovvered are you Lyds ????
Seems more like you are terribly bovvered by everything.
Maybe Nicky, Rita and the other young girl who works/worked for Nicky who's name I can't remember (could have been her assistant)Who are the tree ladies?
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Yaaaaaaassssss!#168. You’re very loud and rarely right - try Nicky’s Mask your hair’s a fright!
Is the Dyson Air Wrap so difficult to use that tutorials are needed?Lydia's latest IG follow is confirmation she is "done" with Vic and is never going to acknowledge Vic is a Dyson ambassador.
And that Vic has done loads of airwrap tutorials.
Lydia has followed this lady on IG - who has just posted an airwrap tutorial....
Queen of Passive Aggression, is our Lydsiepoo.
Love the pettiness of it all.
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I think the more silent Vic, Josie et al are regarding the "beef" between them and Lyds, the more Lyds is going to seethe and burn ... and then post a rant.
'cos the heifer cannot control herself.
Love it.
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Was that not a male and female in the car ? The married couple who are friends with Carrie's mum.
Is it pronounced Kuh-dug-un? I used to work in one of the buildings the family owned and it was always a debate whether its is kuh-dug-un or ca-da-gun.Her pronunciation of “Cadogan”
Nearly but not quite.
It is like she has look the pronunciation syllables up online. They are supposed to run together much more with more rounded uh rather than oh.
I feel qualified to say this as I used to work in Cadogan Sq with a member of said family.
Totally true.What an awful thing to say to someone!
Such a witch.
Taking the piss out of those with low income.
Disgusting.
COW DUNG for LydiaIs it pronounced Kuh-dug-un? I used to work in one of the buildings the family owned and it was always a debate whether its is kuh-dug-un or ca-da-gun.
That’s enough to put me off tbh - life’s too short..Is the Dyson Air Wrap so difficult to use that tutorials are needed?