We can see that her chin is quite weak here - in profile it would be slightly receded. Very different from the Desperate Dan look that she favours these days. The slight cleft has disappeared with the filler/implant too.View attachment 1807505
Sorry but how on earth does she thinks she has class now!!!!!!!!! You can’t fake it
Lydiot is using the totally wrong fake tan thenCharlotte Collins of the Sheer Luxe team explained the tones quite well I think as I often wondered about the green tone. She said the green toned fake tan mousse is for olive undertones and the more orangey tones are to warm up fairer skin.
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Sorry but how on earth does she thinks she has class now!!!!!!!!! You can’t fake it
Bravo!!Mange tout et bien venue a aujourd hui
Mon Dieu! Quel dommage! Chef Piers D’Resistance has only gone and resigned! That’s the amazing food up the duff at the bungalow isn’t it? May as well say goodbye to Christmas dinner and just order a Dominoes and have done with it. Apparently, he’s been offered a job with the Olympic Equestrian Team as Chef d’Equipe. He's scarpered! The main news channels will pick this up any minute now so remember you heard it here first. His previous employer has refused to comment. She claims to be too busy foraging in tat shops near Towcester for a trunk for the O.W.C (Oiled Walnut Confessional) she’s just had installed in the attic bedroom (newly confiscated from her husband). It would seem by her manner of hauteur that the world continues to revolve entirely around her, her hair and her hare’s heir (to be found in temporary winter lodgings in the rat igloo). Apparently, she’s been advised by her medical team to have a long lie in this weekend. Hubby was last seen moving the spare wine fridge yet again...He’s tied it to the rod on his back so that it’s much easier to carry.
You do realise there are only 14 (fourteen) days to Christmas Eve don’t you?
Petit Pois!.
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also Ali gets a whole free coffee machine by DeLonghithat in my dreams I wish I had
Lydiot makes an appearance in the first minute![]()
Maybe she should have those rings cleaned and fixed together so that they look good!Her nail polish makes her crappy rings look even dirtierView attachment 1805025
Did you hear Twiddle Dee ( c*nty Carrie ) go teehee when Tweedle Dumb was going to try pronounce what was written on the sign? I wonder who copied who.Bloody carrier bag Carrie
Her Travesty has discarded the dressing gown and is doing her job (the important stuff ie giving facts) in her jimmy jamsYou must, Its so funny!
Thats what I was thinking, why else would they be interested in the cost of her bag.They saw that she was fake a Millen miles away and wanted to see if she was importing/ exporting fakes!
I normally wouldn't criticise her modelling or appearance much because she looks a hell of a lot better in the flesh than I ever have BUT to me there is something just wrong with these shots. That coat looks far to big for her and we know she should wear her coast a little bigger but this looks ridiculous. The makeup and the chestnuts in those cheeks are just weird. And that shot looking into the window, not scary at all. The best thing about these shots is of course that beautiful train, ok I am a closet train spotter ;-)Oh her makeup application is so bad.
And the creepy expression.
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She always looks far far better with no makeup on.She looked the best in this blog in bed the morning after her wine cellar dinner with her hair down and no makeup. Except those eyebrows! But still, baby steps.
I was just thinking that myself the other day. I dont know that any of the dross she has dished up has even been filmed in December either.So we are what? 14 days into vlogmas and what Christmas content have we had so far.....
Someone else decorating her tree!
Yes she was all over the place x definitely just after savoygate - she was very nervous and on edge xWow latest vlog and she's manic as fuck. Can't remember words......silly accent and stupid hand gestures. Forgot to put the asparagus in the asparagus risotto?!? What the hell and also forgot to make the tartlet. That dressing room of hers gives me a ingrained who paint every part of a room the same colour, snot Green. Even the door. Her dressing room was so nice before. And alis although he had a practical and well used area it wasn't astetically pleasing enough so he'll have a fake briefcase and his jackets out on showI think she is slowly losing the plot.
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Another one who screwed up their faceIt looks like it has caved in!