I never understand these influencers who are like I'm really tired so I am getting ready for bed but then spend 15 minutes talking to the camera. Josie does it all the time, she will be like I have to get the train in 2 minutes but will then spend 10 talking in her car. Do influencers run off a different clock to the rest of the world?“I don’t want to go on about it [hair]”
Proceeds to spend 14 minutes and 32 seconds harking on about her hair.
Tell me you have no content without telling me you have no content
I hereby elect myself as Ambassador of The Cotswolds (AONB) (@Oops... apologies for being late I wanted my Ambassadorship to be absolutely pahfikt).I am in the UK. It’s currently 17 degrees. If I were to wear cashmere jumpers/dresses and coats, I would melt. Does the Cotswolds and environs have it’s own microclimate? Lidl, Teefers and Victoria are all done up for a trip to the Arctic. Asking for a friend
Thank you my lovely
Thus hath spake the Ambassador! So must it be…Behold the Trombone of Truth to herald this pahfikt Proclamation!I hereby elect myself as Ambassador of The Cotswolds (AONB) (@Oops... apologies for being late I wanted my Ambassadorship to be absolutely pahfikt).
As Ambassador I must explain to you @grannypinks that The Cotswolds AONB does in fact have its own climate! Once you step into the boundaries you instantly become better than everyone else. With this the house prices rise and the climate drops by 10C and it is essential you wear 100%woolcashmere jumpers, dresses, socks and even knickers.
Don’t forget to have your chin up and look down your schnoz at anyone who doesn’t frequent The Cotswolds as they are not as good as you.
That is not big enough for a croquet lawn. It should measure 2x the size of a tennis court.It seems @ilikenailpolish called it … we have a ‘croquet’ lawn going in at the Bungalow of Doom!
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PS: Jinx, @Namima - you’re too quick!
Some sort of canopy trees are going there… in lieu of an umbrella for the table. You know because she couldn’t possibly have gotten a table with an umbrella hole.
did she say crab apple trees? If so those are terribly messy!
Better a bocce ball court as she is Italian don’t you know lolDon’t worry, Ali will lay on snooker cues for his mates as none of them will know how to play. Elsie will never play a full game as it will take too long and she will lose interest five minutes in. Actually, she won’t play at all because she’ll argue with the rules and change the game completely. Better a nice bowling green perhaps?
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Not sure how Josie is copping with Lydia's behaviour. After the herbaceous border, Lydia is now planting a crab apple tree (Josie featured hers quite recently in a vlog). Shameless shameless Lydia, the secondhand embarrassment is killing me.Josie is the original.
Its gotta include a fake mini Kelly and the word Cinch in LatinI think we should run a competition on the next thread for the best design of the Millen-Gordon coat of arms
An LV trunk as she is a collector, didn’t you know 2 means a collection !!Its gotta include a fake mini Kelly and the word Cinch in Latin
I looked it up and apparently the size of a croquet pitch should be 35 x28 yards. I never knew that it has a specific size. You learn something new every day here you know!That is not big enough for a croquet lawn. It should measure 2x the size of a tennis court.
She needs to stop adding to the growing list of things that she thinks make her look upper class as she just fails miserably at it.
If you’re going to do something do it properly.
Her hair was probably in better condition thenI had to
Aaaaaw, that's very sweetI love it when your avatar appears my darling! Thank you for your lovely photographs. How long are you here for? How are you at the moment?
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