Ambassadorial Announcement.
Right Girls
If Holland Cooper can invent an Ambassador of the Countryside ( wouldn’t you just love to read the job description) then we need to invent a few Ambassadors of our own. I mean who thinks of these titles? Ambassador? Why Ambassador? Who sat at their desk at school day dreaming they would one day be an Ambassador of the Countryside? Who owns the countryside that someone becomes Ambassador of? I mean it’s utterly ridiculous. My name is Josephine Fear and I am the Ambassador of the Countryside!
Really?
Are you sure?
In the interests of democracy, fair play and transparency may I respectfully suggest the following please?
1) We elect an Ambassador of Democracy.
There are many who could fulfil this role, however, I would like to put forward
@Miscanthus to be our Ambassador of Democracy.
2) We elect an Ambassador of Fair Play.
There are many who could fulfil this role but may I suggest
@Peppypoopar for this important Ambassadorship please? She will absolutely smash it!
3) We elect an Ambassador of Transparency.
There are many who could fulfil this role however, I would like to put forward
@Milking Keynes who sees through everything cleverly and immediately.
Then of course we will need an Ambassador of the Antipodes and whilst there are many who could fulfil this role, to my mind we should give this important office to the owner of a much loved Tardis who understands the space time continuum...I speak of course of none other that
@MissMidnight.
All of the rest of us should award ourselves an Ambassadorship. For instance, if everyone’s ok about it I am happy to undertake the difficult role of Ambassador of Verse Advocacy.
Do let us know who/what you would like to be Ambassador of and we can make a list of congratulatory responses. If anyone wants to be the Ambassador of BandQ do please let me know. I bought some paintbrushes from them and the bristles fell out. Not a happy bunny...
The world is your oyster! You can be Ambassador of whatever you would like to be Ambassador of. You could choose to be Ambassador of World Oysters and we would applaud you and supply you with red velvet robes with faux ermine hoods so you can strut around importantly. Imagine how you can introduce yourselves at parties...Yes, my name is Anaconda Rice-Paper and I am Ambassador to Vision Express and all its Territories...