Lydia Millen #147 Fans are so unhinged, I wonder if her waist is cinched?

[Wophie]

Good morning Tattle family! I hope you don't mind a quick off topic but I know some here would like to know.

Baby Wophie was born yesterday weighing 7lbs 4oz. We had a positive bespoke birth and the hospital have given him a sage green hat no less
Currently both still in hospital - routine for myself as I still have a Birkin catheter bag attached, but little Master Wophie is staying in NICU with a few breathing issues.

 

[Miscanthus]

Congratulations to @Catlady1234 for the new thread title with 42 votes For those not paying attention it references comments that consistently support Lidl, leading us to wonder if Rexysmum IS Lidl!

Thanks to @georgiecait for the great poll suggestion

* After announcing to her 1 million subs worldwide that Covid 19 is over, Lidl fell ill. It was Covid.
* Symptoms included lack of taste, listlessness and no appetite. How did she even know she was ill?
* Just two weeks on from admitting it was Covid she was still poorly and exhausted. 'Everyone' suggested she had Long Covid and she agreed. We suggested she was an ill-informed mallingerer.
* She no longer has headaches. She was dehydrated. She's drinking more water. Funny that you always had a water flask in every shot.
* The garden makeover is imminent. Garden design meetings have been held with Nicholsons. I think you'll find Grossie did it first, Lidl.
* The loo at Nicholsons features the same panelling and Barnaby Gates wallpaper as Lidl's 'powder room'. She claimed they copied her and decided that NOW is the time to formally unveil hers!
* Lidl reports that Nicholsons said her garden is "difficult". Er...I think you misheard love. They said you are difficult!
* Lidl had another Cara Mellon 'shoot'. She verbally trashed the hotel she was staying in, paid for by KM, saying it was "dilapidated" and "unloved". A bit like you Elsie!
* She spent £286 on hundreds of bulbs from Sarah Raven, a favourite of Grossie... We're looking forward to seeing you on your knees planting them!
* Outfits of the day on TikTok are becoming more and more like costumes... So far we've had shotgun wedding, middle aged bride, tavern wench, Rumlestiltskin's wife (thanks Master Midnight), Out of Africa, dominatrix Maid Marion, nurse Ratchet, Carmen Miranda, Mormon baptism and Coco the clown.
* Our 'fashion maven' paired a white sleeveless cotton dress with a tweed HC jacket and called it autumnal. Where's your cardi, girlfriend?
* She was vile to make up artist and friend Alex, calling her out for stealing, peeing, taking holidays, her choice of men and her "responsibilities". Lidl doesn't even want Alex's children at the Bunga.
* Lidl says no other make up artist will work with her. Maybe try being kind...and not coughing in her face when you might still have Covid?
* She doesn't like blowing her nose in public. So picking your nose and eating your ear wax is ok then?
* Lack of content means she resorted to lists of "things that make me smile". She couldn't manage 10 things and Mr MG didn't make the cut.
* She slammed Ali for his love of golf saying she's a "golf widow". He was practising in the garden!
* She says that golf is the third person in their marriage. Lidl, you may not be Princess Diana but we think you mean Camilla Cawwie.
* Ali not only checked the reflection of his naked torso in a Bunga window but he photographed it to treasure the beautiful moment for ever.
* Under direction from his wife Ali went threw (sic) his wardrobe and through (sic) away anything cool, trendy or with an urban vibe. He's left with a vest, a floral shirt and a brown pinstripe jacket to go with his ankle grazer trews.
* Vic posted a photo of hubby Alex with her baby niece. Lidl posted a photo of Ali with her friend's baby.
* She's turned off likes and limited interactions. Can't cope with the negativity, Lidl?

In other news
* Grossie is in Abu Dhabi.
Vic is in Croatia with Tory Burch and doing another collaboration with Holland Cooper.
Laura Blair is at a Longines event.

Screenshots thanks to @Namina

 

[cotedazurbby]

Hello darlings, I have been an avid reader of this forum!

I have watched Lydia a little bit here and there, especially in 2019. Since then, I have switched off, unfollowed and generally turned myself away from her dribble. But you lot are extremely entertaining and I just can’t stay away!

One thing that really drives me up the wall with Lydia, is that she is an incredibly tacky display of noveau-riche mindset. She is trying so hard to be a lady from the upper classes, yet we can all see through it. One of my good friends is an upper class girl (also an influencer), who goes to the same events as Lydia. Whereas she sits at the royal box, Lydia goes with Longines… it’s not the same. She will never fit in with the crowd she so hard pretends to be a part of. She’s just too brash, tries too hard and wears way too much fake tan. No one, and I mean no one is buying that she is a ‘lady’ in any way.

Money talks, wealth whispers. Lydia shouts.

Also, as a little tit-bit; she came into my work (interior design field) and begged for some free products. We are a luxury company that specialises in wall coverings. One room of our wallpaper goes for around £50k. She wanted some free wallpapers in exchange for ‘PR’. I know on very good authority that her email was never replied to. Moreover, we did do a collab with another instagrammer recently, and she was a dream to work with!

Sorry for the essay, but I needed to get this off my chest! Thanks for reading x

 

[blue_orchid]

I was click-bated yesterday and weakened and watched/skimmed the latest vlog to find out her "news".
So, she is mentally in a better place blah, blah, blah. Has learnt to overcome the negativity on the internet blah, blah, blah.
All the time she just needed more watering

She has learned nothing except to just be further in denial, be more passive aggressive and to put all responsibility and accountability on anyone that disagrees with her.

A truly evolved person that has progressed, would be able to respond respectfully instead of always just assuming others are haters, others are wrong, and that they expect too much of her.

Her consistent response now to any negative comment is to state that it is the other person's perception, it is wrong and it's not her problem.

Every, Single. Fucking. Time.

She has just learned to respond now by laying the blame on everyone else, making herself out to always be the victim and to rid herself of any accountability.

A true social media "influencer" would have the intelligence to know they have some responsibility to get information correct before you broadcast it to thousands or millions.

But, no, not this bitch.

She will never, ever admit she is wrong.

She has just learned how to come up with the same sentiment, said a few different ways, basically stating that everyone else has a problem, a chip on their shoulder and that's not her bloody problem.

Every single time. That's her only response.

That's how she now deals with her problems and with anyone that challenges her.

Why?

Well, because she has no emotional intelligence, no interpersonal skills, no self awareness and no maturity to admit when she is wrong and when to take responsibility.

That's how an educated, insightful, evolved adult conducts themselves.

Lydiot will never be able to do that because she is not educated, not insightful and most certainly does not act like an adult.

She is a selfish child that expects everything to go her way and when it doesn't, she stomps her feet, screams like a fucking banshee and then cries in the corner about how everyone has done her wrong and that she's the actual victim.

Yet she wonders why her online career has deteriorated so badly, the number of her followers and views have dropped like a bomb and why the negative comments calling her out have increased significantly.

It's why now she has to block more people and now even limit comments on her accounts. She literally has to disable the option for many to comment.

I bet she still is baffled why numerous brands have dropped her ass, stopped inviting her to events and trips and will not even send her a measly PR package, which in the grand scheme of things, costs these major companies just a few pennies.

Seriously, what a daft twat.

 

[Wophie]

Welcome!
I'd love to know how they word their begging emails, but well done to your company for ignoring her.

Please don't go back to lurking. Join in more. You fit right in!


Hello @Wophie

I see you liked my post.

How are you coping? Hope all is good with your bubba's breathing and your toddler loves him

Hello! I'm slowly catching up during pumping sessions currently, but you guys are so quick!

Baby is still in NICU, he's on a trickle of oxygen at the moment, he just needs to learn to breathe on his own so it's a balancing act of turning the oxygen up/down and monitoring him. We've been able to give him mostly bottle feeds now too with the odd tube feed here and there which is a huge improvement. My daughter got to visit him the other day and loves him, she's so excited for him to come home. I do feel pretty exhausted at this point and it all feels a bit like groundhog day as his daily progress is small and we haven't yet been given a going home date.
I'm using my pumping sessions to have a catch up on Tattle and a good laugh, as you're all so brilliantly funny which takes my mind off of things for just a bit.

 

[happyforest]

She could still pivot and save the day.

I'm feeling generous, Lydia, buzzing from the very unhealthy sugar free Redbull I've just guzzled.

1. Send Nicky a private apology and beg for forgiveness. No excuses or reasons, just own up to how horrible you behaved and continued to behave. Don't say things like "I'm sorry you were hurt or offended". That is a shit apology. Clearly state that you were horrible, you know you were horrible and you are deeply sorry for all the trauma she experienced and abuse you unleashed on her and her business. This step must be completed privately; not blasted on social media. This is for Nicky alone.

2. Make a video acknowledging your failure with Globy. Admit the customer service was abysmal, pricing far too high and everything is much regretted. Say you're sorry looking straight at the camera. Again, give no excuses, just own up to it because you were the boss and it was YOUR failure.

3. In this same video, admit to the bullying and freak out at Nicky Lazou. The internet all knows about it, so don't try to pussyfoot around it. Own up to your behavior clearly and without excuse. Apologize profusely to her again in the video and let the audience know you've also apologized privately.

4. Announce that the economy has shifted everything for you and Ali. Interest rates are rising, everyone knows this. Be open and say you must downsize and are taking the audience with you. Meet with financial advisors and film them explaining how to downsize in the most efficient way. Emphasize how important it is to tackle debt now more than ever. And throw in an investment person to talk about investing for retirement. This would bring you a fuckton of engagement.

5. Take the audience with you as you scope out properties. This would be a gold mine of content. It's relatable and would give you back the sympathy of the public at large. The same audience that is having to tighten its belt as well. No shame in battening the hatches for the bumpy financial storm everyone in the world is experiencing. In fact, it would show you are shrewd and relatable. You can redo the new property with thoughtful care of cost and bring it to your "sympathetic" standards.

6. Physically donate all your extra stuff. Beauty goods (unopened), house goods, clothing, accessories, etc. Show the real time process and show how wonderful it feels to be charitable.

7. Make a vlog deciding which vehicle to keep. You don't need 3 cars. Both you and Ali always use car services or taxis anyways. In fact, get a smaller car. This would tickle everyone that is concerned with the environment. And explain how the savings on fuel costs alone make it worth it.

8. Sock away all the money that will be pouring in from all the brands willing to work with you again. Remember the mistakes that got you into this disaster and choose your actions and words carefully in the future. Lighten up on the tweaks to your face and stop dissing Alex on film. Grit your teeth and remember if you can't say anything nice while filming or posting, shut up.

There - I just saved your career. Your marriage is another story.

 

[happyforest]

I know that a lot of tattlers are not fan of Victoria but she is on an entirely different planet than Lydia, at least as an influencer/content creator. I looked at Vic's blog and it's full of life: the colors, the trends, the poses and beautiful locations.

To think that the two of them started kinda in the same place...Vic's gone so far that it doesn't even look she shares the same job title as Lydia. To put it in Lydia's words, I think that good thing happen to those who work their ass off to achieve them.

Imagine having the opportunity to make a living by travelling and promoting luxurious products...and then doing less than the bare minimum. Lydia will learn about her privilege once it will be far gone.


For reference:

VIC - feels like I'm looking at a glamorous magazine

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LYDIA - grey, green, mirror selfies in the dressing room, boring, miserable

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I don't get the hate for Victoria. She is undeniably professional and has stayed true to herself. I love how brave she is in her fashion choices. I haven't an opinion on her marriage, haven't watched her enough. I've yet to see her be a cow to anyone on film.

Overall, she puts in enough effort that it's evident she researches products and gives a shit. I also love that her house isn't a clone of other influencers. I don't care for everything she's done with it, but at least there is personality evident. She hasn't changed her body and face in any extreme ways.

And she's genuinely nice to Boe!!

 

[Milking Keynes]

I can’t tell the difference

 

[Lucadoll]

I'm sorry but what's the fancy dress theme here?

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Remember when the Barbie dolls had careers? Like a veterinarian or teacher
Today Ali is Ken. His career: cruise ship entertainment director from the 1970’s

 

[Wazabi]

Did she seriously say that she likes to take a break from her life and work, to have a peaceful moment?! How tone deaf can this woman be? Does she have any idea what some people out there are facing in life? She is disgusting!

Also she’s not taking the dogs to the the beach because it would be too “stressful with them”. Please someone tell me why they got these poor dogs. I’m not a dog owner but I’m sure a short trip like this would have been perfect to take the dogs on, right?

Lastly, Lydia addresses why her accent has changed and…brace yourself…it’s because Ali talks differently than her previous partner (???) and she “absorbs” the accent. Hi Lydia! Thank you for trying but you’re still full of shit!

 

[Peppypoopar]

Never seen Lydia in a bath idk why she has one. She just washed the dogs in it

3...2...2....... Lydiot shows her trotters in the bath

Wow!!!!! I have no words.......

3...2...2....... Lydiot shows her trotters in the bath

Wow!!!!! I have no words.......

OK a few words you entitled cow, you married a trainee electrician who now acts and dresses like a 65 year man. You are both just common as muck chavs who pretend to be upper class and fail every time.

 

[blue_orchid]

I mean I’m not even English and I’m disgusted by her posts. She’s got a ton of photos of the queen that she’s posted with her logo and that fit her asssssssthetic. Give me a break. She never ever talked about her or posted. Show the Queen some real respect. She was more than the owner of a green car and dogs.

Here’s one example. I think there are like 10

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She has literally made the Queen's death about her, her logo and her delusions of grandeur. What a narc.

Her teeny pea brain is desperately trying to show similarities between her/her house elf and the Queen/ Prince Phillip.

She chooses tons of pics of the Queen trying to insinuate similarities with her pretentious tweed costumes, her Range Rover, her faux love for gardening/flowers and her pretend horse riding.

The difference is Her Majesty was authentic in her dress and actions. These were her true passions and things she enjoyed THROUGHOUT her entire life.

That is living an authentic life. That is knowing who you are.

Lydiot, on the other hand, literally puts on a charade daily with newly thought of costumes and activities to try and insinuate she is old money, wealthy, posh and now apparently on the same level as the Queen.

It's beyond evident what she is trying to portray here and it's beyond disrespectful and deplorable.

Lydiot is so ungrounded, she has literally changed personas several times in just her few years on YouTube.

She went from trashy leggings chav chick, to nipple tassels Ibiza chick, to Sporty Spice chick, to Balmain /Burberry fashionista chick, to a tweed wearing wealthy wannabe chick that rides and hunts....to now a prairie dressing faux English Country grandmother twat aka Josie and her Cotswolds life.

Lydiot changes looks, personalities, speech patterns, accents, passions and fashion so rapidly, I have whiplash.

At the core of it, it proves that Lydiot at 34, still has absolutely NO sense of self, security or identity.

Honestly....what a sad, fake existence she has.

 

[Wazabi]

I know that a lot of tattlers are not fan of Victoria but she is on an entirely different planet than Lydia, at least as an influencer/content creator. I looked at Vic's blog and it's full of life: the colors, the trends, the poses and beautiful locations.

To think that the two of them started kinda in the same place...Vic's gone so far that it doesn't even look she shares the same job title as Lydia. To put it in Lydia's words, I think that good thing happen to those who work their ass off to achieve them.

Imagine having the opportunity to make a living by travelling and promoting luxurious products...and then doing less than the bare minimum. Lydia will learn about her privilege once it will be far gone.


For reference:

VIC - feels like I'm looking at a glamorous magazine

LYDIA - grey, green, mirror selfies in the dressing room, boring, miserable

 

[Wazabi]

This is hideous, every image chosen is so strategic and about Lydia and her illusions of grandeur, not the queen.
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How distasteful of Lydia to spend time meticulously choosing each picture:
One to show the Queen drove a Range Rover - like me
One to show the Queen had sausage dogs - like me
One to show the Queen rode horses - like me

I literally CANNOT believe Lydia posted this. This is BEYOND, even for her.

 

[Loupylia]

Her sitting down and writing in her £265 Smythson planner about all the new candles, clothing, fragrance, beauty and home decor she needs to buy to get ready for the new season could not be more out of touch if she tried. With the cost of living crisis most hard working people are worlds away from being able to do that (or frankly having the time to even think about it). My husband and I both work full time with two kids and earn decent money, yet today I spent my free time meal planning and making homemade snacks to see if we can bring down the cost of our food shop because I'm genuinely worried that if we don’t we will fall short each month to pay the energy bill.

If anyone dared question her though her defence would be that her vlogs offer “escapism”.

 

[Rachy24881]

Who even is this??

Lidl and Aldi this time next year……

 

[Peppypoopar]

What Aldi is faced with
What he's imagining......

 

[SteffiM]

I sent a message to Soru & they replied. I refuse to let Lidl get away with her disgusting behaviour!

 

[IrishName]

Ollie Locke’s Mum makes a guest appearance on Made in Chelsea! Why is she trying to age herself so much? It comes to us all (if we are lucky) so why rush it??

Honesty she looks like she has helped with dropping the grandkids back to school for the new year.
Then, after a meeting with her financial advisor about pension withdrawals starting next year, she has popped to a nearby beach with Carole from over the road, rather than grab lunch at the garden centre as planned because, wouldn’t you know it - the garden centre is out of bulbs, and they want to discuss how the hip replacement worked out for Ken without Janice earwigging in the garden centre cafe.

 

[happyforest]

Because she is so controlling (think how Ali couldn't show any rooms until Lydia showed them), it stands out even harder that she stole Ali's thunder with the honey harvest. This is his endeavor and accomplishment. She scoffed at him, eyerolled his earnestness during the bee schooling he underwent, and then swoops in and shows the resulting harvest on her channel first.

Sitting down and going point, by miserably long drawn out point, over what she is doing to get herself, her wardrobe, her house fragrance, candles, her house, etc. etc. switched for Autumn is the biggest show yet of how little she has going on. Soz Lydia, you've been left behind by your peers in a MAJOR way.

Admits she didn't know who Dobby was. She's not a Harry Potter fan. Said she googled when someone said Berkeley looked like Dobby. Then proceeds to call Dobby a gargoyle. He was a house elf, you idiot. Like Ali is. If she'd actually read anything about the character she'd know that.

Her willful ignorance over even the most mundane things is staggering. She waxes on authoritatively about colours, fashion and decor, yet there is no substance at all. No amount of pointy toed flats and long feminine dresses undoes her ill-mannered roots. Perhaps this trope of silliness was celebrated in times past, but these days knowledge and manners is a true currency. It's the one thing that comes close to leveling the field in class, IMO.

I've been around old money. Their manners are impeccable usually. They're admittedly quite casual. After all, their crises are not the same as for every day people. For example, an unexpected large appliance breaking down can mean the difference between being in debt for ages or not for many people. There is an undeniable ease that comes from never having to worry about money. (I realize health concerns affect everyone, rich or poor, but you get my point I hope.) I've also met people born in abject poverty, having grown up with dirt floors, etc. who had impeccable manners and enough curiosity for life that they continually sought out knowledge and thusly elevated themselves out of their origins. In the end, it would be hard to tell them apart unless the one from abject poverty told you their story. That is what Lydia misses. Layering on labels and driving luxury cars falls flat when her brain is empty by choice and she has zero manners and no grasp of basic etiquette.

Lydia is a constant bulldozer trying to appear upper class, yet misses the simplest of things. She has not evolved one bit. Week in and week out she brags about how much she's grown and evolved, yet she is still the same shitpuffin in galaxy leggings and Lita booties at heart, easily slipping into vulgarity and open avarice. Cackling away and bullying those she deems beneath her, which seems to be every single person around her.