Lydia Millen #12 Same lying, begging & snubs from Dior, who’s that man Cawee managed to score?

[Wophie]

The seperate sofas thing cracks me up.
Sidenote- why does she always lay like that, legs akimbo?

It's the "boss woman" power stance, but laying down

 

[beahunny]

It's the "boss woman" power stance, but laying down

It's the "pancake ass" stance, but laying down.

 

[Notheretogodsip]

What? She's iranian? Since When? How?

 

[Peppypoopar]

Lidiot without the fillers and botox

 

[Miscanthus]

They're not YOUR boys lydl. You hate kids remember? & kids hate you too judging by how her nephew is pulling away from wicked aunt lydia. Pathetically desperate to use your family's children for 'content'..in an attempt be likeable/relatable.

Those eyebrows

The seperate sofas thing cracks me up.
Sidenote- why does she always lay like that, legs akimbo?

It's for the pussy

 

[Angeoudemon]

What? She's iranian? Since When? How?

Her stepmum (the mother of her little sister) is iranian and somehow that makes Lydia think she is iranian too..#lydialogic

 

[mindlessness]

Can you imagine being parents at a Sunday football match and these two roll up in their Aston? Who in their right mind thinks "Yes! Let's drive the low-lying sports car to a football game in a muddy field in the middle of January". These two are so poorly equipped for a life in the country/life in general. Common sense is lacking in the Millen-Gordon bungalow.

 

[Lola Faith]

she's begging for a white bobble hat with a pompom, why can't she just get Carrie to find one online and buy it? Oh i forgot it's Lydia, she doesn't do that!

 

[widdleliddl]

The seperate sofas thing cracks me up.
Sidenote- why does she always lay like that, legs akimbo?

She needs all the space she can get for the appendage between her legs . Taking her masculine aesthetic to new heights.

 

[coconochanel]

she's begging for a white bobble hat with a pompom, why can't she just get Carrie to find one online and buy it? Oh i forgot it's Lydia, she doesn't do that!

Has she never heard of Google? rolls up to a kids football game playing the big I am in the Aston then is begging for a bobble hat.

 

[IrishName]

The seperate sofas thing cracks me up.
Sidenote- why does she always lay like that, legs akimbo?

Airing her fanny?

 

[nadiathr]

Airing her fanny?

Ibiza habbits, she can’t stop spreading her leggs.

 

[coconochanel]

Ibiza habbits, she can’t stop spreading her leggs.

Well she's got to find an excuse to spread them cause she doesn't spread them for Ali.

 

[Angeoudemon]

Ali is that a ROLEX? Where is your beloved LongJeans?!

Maybe Lidl sold it on depop when Ali was gazing in to the air and drank his warm caffeinated brew.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Dungalow is my new favourite word

is it a dungeon,
Is it a bungalow,
Is it a pile of = dung pile.
It’s perfect @Georgeeee

 

[Georgeeee]

You reckon someone's been sneaking off for secret top-ups?

 

[Angeoudemon]

You reckon someone's been sneaking off for secret top-ups?

I don't get why? It's too big for her face now but I guess she can't see it (because of the size of her filled up hooter).

 

[Miscanthus]

she's begging for a white bobble hat with a pompom, why can't she just get Carrie to find one online and buy it? Oh i forgot it's Lydia, she doesn't do that!

FFS I'll knit her one....to cover her whole face!

 

[GossipMonger]

I see on Depop that it looks like Fave Stalker Jo Cannon is clearing out everything she's ever bought that was "influenced" by Lydia. I also cant see that she follows Lydia any more.

 

[LIVINGMYBESTLIFE1]

As you age your nose increases in size by up to 18%, can you imagine what Lidl will look like then.