Ok so the start of this shitfest clickbait buggery shows her picking her nose and constantly playing with her hair and her skanky nails .. great professionalism .. I am sure her peers are quaking in their boots.
The Patio furniture looks shite and ruined already as shit for brains cannot imagine covering them can she .....I actually give 2 shits as it's her money she is wasting month after month.
She thinks that styling some clothes / walking Porter and vlogging counts as doing work ......"Hello real world my name is Lydiot .. havent seen you in a while".
The whole debacle in the dressing room of her having to button up a blouse : Get ready before filimg ...Jesus a minimum of professionalism??
Then in usual Chav style "Ali says 9 o'clock to have a shower what are you shaving ya bollocks" ... and all this is in response to her father on whatsapp ....let that sink in
Going on and on again about whi had the Pretender idea first .. had to get it in there didn't she ... Jesus woman change the fucking record!
Then the whole "woe is me" moment again rehashing last year and her breakdown .... Yes Lyds we know .. you vlogged .. you were also slated for the video too ...move on.
Surprise surprise she didn't let Ali drive it ... well that's strange isn't it?
So the car:
Looks bloody awful ... trust The pretentious twins to want it because it has rope on the bumper and Heritaaaage green like Teefers.
She wants to change the wing mirrors for burnished metal
She wants to put Harris tweed custom car mats on the floor
Wooden sterring wheel and boat decking with suede interior
Lumi wiping her arse as usual in it too
"Its done less than 100 k miles"..she wants to change it to Automatic and spruce up the dashboard .... fuck me you were evidently ripped off ...someone thought lets roll this pig in glitter and sell it to some numpty for extortionate ££££ ....they saw you coming lovelyx
I mean this is just such a vanity project and she is using it like styling a house ..
Completely out of their minds ..the car is meant for functionality not luxury .. FFS
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Very telling though with her rambling on about Wedding fucking cars ...."If my career on YT doesn't work out" .. has the penny finally dropped hun??
(the poxy 66k views on your last shit fest should tell you that).
Dog walk .. talking shite ... Ali is going to have "the 2nd bath" in that shitty copper bedpan ..well worth the money ... you can even tell by his tone he fucking hates it!
Saying goodbye to the greenhouse .. well I have fucking heard it all now .. she is closing it for winter (when most ppl start planning for the spring and planting shit in them) .....all that for a shitty clickbati title
1 good thing ... Porter got an advent calendar before the bitch of bognor did lol
Couldn't do anymore of the vlog .. purile shite as usual
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