Thanks to our fabulous @Milking Keynes for the thread title with 62 votes.
Edited to fit, original was 'Josie bought Lidl’s dream Defender but is she going to help her become a Soho House member?'
As the title so succinctly states, we debated the (slim) chances of Elsie becoming a member of Soho House and Teefers bought the coveted 'Cotswold Green' Landrover Defender from under Elsie's increasingly large nose.
We learnt that the Bond 'premier' was a last minute invite and no food was included. Even the local 24 hour McDonalds closed when they saw Elsie's hangry face at midnight.
The Bunga now has autumnal decor courtesy of a visit from @thecountryflowercompany. The fireplace has an 'asymmetric vignette' so Ali can no longer see the tv. It's ok to cry Ali...the tissues are a focal point! We speculated that No. 5 Flowers' comment about a horrible client was about Elsie. The enormous outside cushions were spotted stuffed in the living room which awaits its inherited Persian rugs.
Elsie has no luxe brands now and flogged Amazon vitamins and dog treats, Hairburst supplements and Function of Beauty. She test drove a car. She 'bought' a Celine coat from Sellier.
Elsie continued to drink with Cawwie while lusting after a log pile. We discussed stealth vom v tactical vom and spiders.
003.5 Ali stocked up on boots for social walks, anti social walks and Sunday best! He broke them in under his desk. His trousers are size 30/30 but he has lifts in his new boots.
He cooked tit and mash with onion gravy and has been banished to the spare room. Elsie mentioned the word diarrhoea....
Elsie and Ali were flogging Sky Glass but their launch invite failed to materialise.
Elsie released a 'best and worst handbag' video that threw shade at Dior. Smarting that they don't want you Elsie? She's selling her unwanted bags through Sellier. She dug herself a hole by saying her Kelly was her first in-store purchase but was sent to her....we don't think so! We smell a Smellier! The Birkin continues to pop up at every opportunity.
Elsie and Ali are at Le Mas de Chabran in Provence with Teefers and Mansplainer for a long weekend courtesy of a wine brand which is not Whispering Angel. Let's hope she remembers shampoo this trip! She packed sandals, a random selection of clothes and a sneaky Hermés mini Kelly......Not doing an unboxing, Elsie?!!!
Edited to fit, original was 'Josie bought Lidl’s dream Defender but is she going to help her become a Soho House member?'
As the title so succinctly states, we debated the (slim) chances of Elsie becoming a member of Soho House and Teefers bought the coveted 'Cotswold Green' Landrover Defender from under Elsie's increasingly large nose.
We learnt that the Bond 'premier' was a last minute invite and no food was included. Even the local 24 hour McDonalds closed when they saw Elsie's hangry face at midnight.
The Bunga now has autumnal decor courtesy of a visit from @thecountryflowercompany. The fireplace has an 'asymmetric vignette' so Ali can no longer see the tv. It's ok to cry Ali...the tissues are a focal point! We speculated that No. 5 Flowers' comment about a horrible client was about Elsie. The enormous outside cushions were spotted stuffed in the living room which awaits its inherited Persian rugs.
Elsie has no luxe brands now and flogged Amazon vitamins and dog treats, Hairburst supplements and Function of Beauty. She test drove a car. She 'bought' a Celine coat from Sellier.
Elsie continued to drink with Cawwie while lusting after a log pile. We discussed stealth vom v tactical vom and spiders.
003.5 Ali stocked up on boots for social walks, anti social walks and Sunday best! He broke them in under his desk. His trousers are size 30/30 but he has lifts in his new boots.
He cooked tit and mash with onion gravy and has been banished to the spare room. Elsie mentioned the word diarrhoea....
Elsie and Ali were flogging Sky Glass but their launch invite failed to materialise.
Elsie released a 'best and worst handbag' video that threw shade at Dior. Smarting that they don't want you Elsie? She's selling her unwanted bags through Sellier. She dug herself a hole by saying her Kelly was her first in-store purchase but was sent to her....we don't think so! We smell a Smellier! The Birkin continues to pop up at every opportunity.
Elsie and Ali are at Le Mas de Chabran in Provence with Teefers and Mansplainer for a long weekend courtesy of a wine brand which is not Whispering Angel. Let's hope she remembers shampoo this trip! She packed sandals, a random selection of clothes and a sneaky Hermés mini Kelly......Not doing an unboxing, Elsie?!!!