Lydia Millen #104 Ahoy me hearties! That #gifted meal made me super farty!

[Lollylola]

Did anyone notice that Lydia spelt her own new hashtag wrong non her stories just now? she’s such a loser.

 

[Margo Polo]

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There is no way she wrote that. I’m sure Cawwiiee wrote it.

 

[Irn bru]

Funny how the nose piercing can magically disappear too! It’s a shame some of her other orifices can’t disappear too

 

[CBo]

Wow what a turnaround for Ali. Going from losing followers every single day without fail for over a month,to gaining every day.

I actually had to turn off his vlog. Worst yet and that's saying something!!

 

[Miscanthus]

These pants are really just the worst.

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I think her crotch is frowning.....

 

[Grey_x]

Not a single one of those bras fit her properly.

 

[Julia123]

Yup

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This set is particularly bad in fit
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Has she rolled down all of these underpants to be low rise? Apologies in advance for these screenshots

vlog fit vs the reel fit. The company must be so proud that she’s altered the look and mind you these are like 3 sizes too small to be comfortable already!

 

[shiroyagisan]

How is she going to make carrot juice? She doesn't own a juicer. Is she just going to throw them in the thermomix?

Tbh it would be more healthy just to eat the carrots instead of removing all their fibre. Fibre is stupidly good for you.

 

[Tatlet]

Lyds describing herself "designing" a new KM collection. "I'm going through my wardrobes and taking notes on what I will incorporate in my own designing". Yeah, that's mean ripping off and we know you're doing it

The actual gall of this woman basically just stealing other peoples design work is actually appalling!! She is no designer but a petty thief. Surely someone with influence has to cover this story??
she really acts like she’s creative director too Also assuming Mondays flog will be a Bicester haul so so lazy

 

[MissMidnight]

NOPE - I do NOT have the patience to sit through a 47 minute vlog of Elsie’s preaching tonight!

 

[becky bloomwood]

What the fuck is storm trolling.


It's like she's trying to convince herself those facts are true more than she's trying to convince anyone else.

Here for it

Never mind, Storm Trolling, I need to know what her ‘verticals‘ are,

 

[Missmarpleknows]

‘Tan edit’ HAHAHAHAHA omg, where has she heard that one? She must have heard someone say that and be repeating it, what a weirdo, I buy a pair of black shoes I’m gonna tell my boyfriend it’s an addition to my black edit. Also I’m sorry but those outfits are tragic the shade of tan that she keeps wearing looks so dated to me? Or maybe it’s because it’s all so matchy matchy. And who the hell dresses ‘equestrian’ when they don’t ride horses or own a horse.. and have nothing to do with horses? I’m confused.. I remember when I was younger putting on a pair of knee high boots and the boys I lived with ripped the piss out of me for looking like I was going horse riding It’s not usually something someone wants to look like unless they are actually going horse riding, her obsession with this style is literally only because she associates horse riding with wealth, which yes posh people often do have horses, but I know quite a few ordinary folk who also have horses. She’s so pretentious

I think a small equestrian detail, like some of the horse bit style detail on Gucci bags and belts, can look cool with a classic/traditional style outfit.

Our Elsie has to go too far as always though, and has made the whole outfit look like she’s the stable manager of downtown abbey

No flood trousers....

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He looks way better in normal length trousers.

I hope HB made him sign a contract that he had to wear one of their suits tailored by them or he wouldn’t be allowed to attend or be paid for the AD/promotion….

 

[bookworm_1]

Lydia Millen #105 A homemade homegrown narc with a homemade homegrown disaster (rip globy)

 

[CarrotSunshine]

Lyds informed us that she's fully intend to buy Brunello Cucinelli. With their prices? Yeah, right

I know she's in the gloves because she's trying the bags on, but it would've been a great addition to her stunning pirate outfit

The only thing in this vlog I did like was this jumper. Would've looked genuinely good with jeans and her bloody black Hermes boots. But of course she won't ever go for it. It suits her much better than the shit she's wearing

 

[JMD]

If we can put disclaimer when showing her feet, we can put one for vomit gifs, it's nasty.

 

[georgiecait]

15:10 "If you take fashion seriously, like I do"

Ooooookkkayyyy sureeee We've seen your recent pirate costumes!

 

[Julia123]

In what f*ckin category?
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Lol. Somehow she finds a way to make this woman’s book and whatever ranking it is… about herself.

 

[Sam_Gold]

What part of her life is luxury please? She lives in a big house in country-side. Fair enough, but most people do these days, it’s nothing special anymore.
All luxury items she owns are given to her, she doesn’t pay those sort of prices. If she does buy something high end, it’s either second hand or in discount shops like Bicester Village. We know she can only afford a belt from a Hermes shop, boots and bags come from a dodgy Sellier.
She lives on pasta and pizza, cheap unhealthy diet.
Everything is on show. Those luxuries are fake. I bet she can’t afford the life she portrays to live.
It’s laughable!

 

[Namima]

She’s not wrong, though. Zara, Asos, Mango - they’ve been doing this for years. So you could accuse her of ‘blatant copying’ but people who can’t afford Bottega or Marant expect the trends to be picked up and made affordable. In this case, I don’t see that she did anything different or wrong, tbf.

And the teams from Zara, Asos etc are not coming onto a YT vlog / IG and outright saying "This is a blouse from Australia that I love and I'm sending it to KM to copy this frill."
Explaining the design process. Hehe. Plagiarism. Theft. Homage. Inspiration. You say "tomayto" I say "tomaahto".
She is an absolute moron.
I really hope someone at KM has watched that vlog and reports back to Umar Kamani (BooHoo owner). Silly moo moo Elsie.

Maybe with Molly Mae being named as Creative Director at PLT, Lyds is now attempting to show how "valid" or important she is at KM as a "designer". You know Lyds was there FIRST - before MM - designing clothes and providing creative input to the design team. Hahahahahahah. She is so out of her depth.

Plus Shein being exposed - just a few weeks ago - by Diet Prada and Matthew Williams (Givenchy) blatantly stealing Benjamin Cho's designs and calling it "homage", Elsie should not have said anything at all. As I said, absolute moron.

Off topic : anyone notice that none of the OG influencers (Lydia, Frow, Suzie, Amelia, Carly Estee et al) weren't invited to Molly Mae's celebration party ? These OGs had better watch out, there are loads of girls already taking over their spots in the industry.

 

[AmaliaLana]

Ahh bless Ali, first day back at school photo!! Looks as if he is still wearing last years trousers though as a tad too short me thinks

IDK if they are a thing abroad but on the very first day of elementary school you get a "Schultüte" filled with sweets and toys. (Naturally, his is a leased one from Aston Martin)