Lunatics #5

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

I remember coming on the GS thread after lurking for ages and you all took me under your lunatic bingo Becky wings x
but the newbies nowadays are all burner phones trying to hate on us, quite sad ready

 

[Stripper Vicar]

…then eats it

Cheers the vicars crying now

 

[Jolie1988]

…then eats it

It turns in to a deep fried mars bar
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Ffs I went back to read some more comments and someone wrote this as a reply

I'd eat it out of her like a pig with truffles

 

[spillallthetea]

Sorry for lowering the tone eveyone

You’re not lowering the tone at all, that’s a lot that you’re going through.
okay where do we start
Did you see kieran haylers ?
Did you see horney horners thumb dick ?
Lizzy had a little love story going
Lotties been through the ringer, Jolies been through the ringer
Have I left fun stuff out looneys ?

 

[4FoxAche]

Fucking hell cat… boring having to reiterate that he’s a cunt, she’s a cunt and the rest are innocent bystanders

I genuinely think we might be the same person. I was raging with the videos and then the fucking thread pissed me off even more.

Annie is not the problem.
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Ladies, I am so proud that not one you has wanted to shag Phil Mitchell or Ian Beale. It warms my heart.

Don't any of you dare ruin it!

If I see even one "Phil/Ian would get it" I will wash my hands of the lot of you!

 

[wilbz90]

The word muff for me

Git away ye muffter

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I went into the office of one of the docs I work with other day.

He had a kebab for dinner
Find it funny how they give the healthy life advice but sit there scranning a kebab

One of my consultants who is a specialist in his field (who is also 100% autistic but doesn’t know it) has never eaten any fruit or veg, he lives on fizzy pop and sweets.

I mean he knows he’s a hypocrite to tell his patients to live healthy but he says he has too

 

[Lizzy 93]

I’m having a drink with the neighbours in the garden, fellas on daddy day care before he’s back to work Tuesday for 2 weeks

Any want me to twat their daughter in laws for a laugh x

My neighbours are cunts
They never used to take my parcels
So one day the delivery man said he asked them and they said no
I said YEHHHH THEY NEVER TAKE THEM, ASK HER INSTEAD
So fukin loud
Anyway they now take all my parcels
It’s quite funny seeing as I work from home but I seem to miss most of my deliveries

 

[4FoxAche]

I remember coming on the GS thread after lurking for ages and you all took me under your lunatic bingo Becky wings x
but the newbies nowadays are all burner phones trying to hate on us, quite sad ready

See, actual newbies or longtime lurkers who decide to join in are never an issue.

Those that come in saying Kyle MUST see the unwanted sprogs, Annie has to either leave or accept Liaryn as a sister wife or otherwise chatting shut just piss me off.

I don't go and wave my pile-free arse around and ruin their evening, the same respect would be nice.

 

[Lottiew1]

Yes shorter @Lizzy 93 I've never had this shape before either.
Looked back on my fb memories yesterday & I was horrified at my nails from 2019

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Ps I'm innocent

 

[Lizzy 93]

So lads… I have a confession

My Takeaway Counter:
Mixed Grill with Chips 19th April
Mixed Grill with Rice left over 20th April
Chinese take out 21st April
McDonald’s Breakfast 22nd April
McDonald’s Lunch 23rd April
Greggs Breakfast 26th April
Chinese take out 26th April
Plus 3 bottles of Prosecco
1 bottle of Gin
1 bottle of champagne
1 bottle of Rose wine
In a week

I’ve been off WeGovy 4 weeks & I’m constantly starving send help I’m transitioning into Bec Bec

Please don’t kick me out I promise my Boots are not baggy (probably because my thighs are chaffing) ‍

This has just fukin finished me
You’ve had your fun now
Slow and steady does it
Not the thigh
Not the knee Highs

Sent from mi ma’s sofaaaa

 

[Disneygirl89]

Hello gang. Not read through but seen i been tagged a few times. Currently going through the most traumatic time of my life. Had a serious FALSE accusation made about me and my whole life is crumbling to bits rn. Once my name is cleared I will go into the ins and outs. I know we don't know each other in RL but I hope u guys know I'm not what I'm being made out to be. Feel very frightened and alone.

Omg that's awful to hear!
Hopefully whatever it is gets sorted asap, you really don't need this when pregnant and got your babies to look after as well
Take care of yourself x x

 

[Lottiew1]

Hello gang. Not read through but seen i been tagged a few times. Currently going through the most traumatic time of my life. Had a serious FALSE accusation made about me and my whole life is crumbling to bits rn. Once my name is cleared I will go into the ins and outs. I know we don't know each other in RL but I hope u guys know I'm not what I'm being made out to be. Feel very frightened and alone.

Well this is shit! I'm so sorry someone is taking the piss. You're a lovely lass & we are all here for you! You just watch what you're doing you're in a vulnerable position being pregnant!
Wish we could reach out properly
I hope you've got support at home pet lots of love
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Even if he doesn't get in touch, you did the right thing, were a better person and certainly a better person than me!
You should enjoy your baby cuddles, you deserve it

I'm not holding my breath but I shall report back

 

[johndoe111]

Random but years and years ago I did weight watchers and my whole daily points allowance was equivalent to a friji milkshake, I remember thinking holy shit!! So they may help

 

[Lottiew1]

Thanks girls. Never thought any of my boys would treat me like this him least of all. He was honestly the kindest kid till the baby announcement last year
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I can’t believe he hasn’t even spoken to his brothers about it bloody kids. What ever you do, do not let them take away this time with baby girl. You’ll only have your first granddaughter once 🩷 spoil and post her for all to see x

So true pet I'm going to from now on

 

[johndoe111]

Hope you are doing ok queens

 

[spillallthetea]

Please fill me in on Kieran Hayley…LOL…

We were treated to his OF pics, spread eagled on his dining table with his bum hole on display if you look close enough you almost see what he had for breakfast. They might be on here , or google at your own peril .
A video was released of his girlfriend Michelle flinging an apple tart at the the kids and and telling them to fuckoff.
a GFM was set up and heavily promoted on KP threads to help kieran pay his legal fees , it raised 16 Grand now people are questioning if it was used for legal fees.
A dossier of voice recordings , pictures and texts have been released by a woman he was seeing behind Michelle’s back illicit king their affair and other women from his boot camps alleging they were also seeing him. Wild

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Hope you are doing ok queens

I went out for the 2nd time this year to see a band i loved when i was younger (Mansun, who i named myself after one of their songs) and the bloody room was so smoky & dusty that its triggered my asthma and now i feel rough as fuck and i’m losing my voice

Hope everyone else is good

 

[Lizzy 93]

Hello gang. Not read through but seen i been tagged a few times. Currently going through the most traumatic time of my life. Had a serious FALSE accusation made about me and my whole life is crumbling to bits rn. Once my name is cleared I will go into the ins and outs. I know we don't know each other in RL but I hope u guys know I'm not what I'm being made out to be. Feel very frightened and alone.

Hello all my lovely lunatics…I’ve missed you guys…XX
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Hope your ok…we’re in the same boat with going through traumatic times… we just need to keep fighting through it… hold your head up high + keep going…XX

Omg I have missed you both !
Not great with my words at times but honestly we are all here for you both

Does anyone else get a lump in their throat in here reading about one of our loons?
It’s awful
Ffs man

 

[Lizzy 93]

Before this Fred ends I just want it to be public knowledge that I want to be folded like a pretzel by Emmett J. Scanlan

What a man