Lunatics #5

[OGJessicaFletcher]

So I’ve categorised mine into my top 3 of my preferences (sllllaaaggg)

1.Mixed
Lewis Hamilton
Kyle Walker (I said what I said)
Warrick Brown from CSI (Gary Dourdan)

2. Black (IYKYK)
Charles Venn (casualty)
Jamie Foxx
Idris Elba

3 White
Mark Wahlberg
Chris Hemsworth (as Thor)
Jeremy Wade (River Monsters) (You are not alone @Jolie1988)

 

[itsnotmereally]

Hello gang. Not read through but seen i been tagged a few times. Currently going through the most traumatic time of my life. Had a serious FALSE accusation made about me and my whole life is crumbling to bits rn. Once my name is cleared I will go into the ins and outs. I know we don't know each other in RL but I hope u guys know I'm not what I'm being made out to be. Feel very frightened and alone.

Oh Luce, so sorry to hear this. I know we’re only in your phone, but know we’re here for you and you’re not alone. Sending love and strength xxx

 

[Jolie1988]

There’s a few words/ sayings that make me laugh whenever I hear or see them
Feel free to join in

1. legs akimbo
2. Spread eagled

please don’t ask me why they just do

There's a bar I used to go to in south London called the spread eagle.

I kid you not everytime I went there (it was a nice pub) I actually just felt like a slag

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

@Lottiew1 How on earth have we aligned our Nail Appointments to the exact same day!
Sisters

My Dress arrived & it fits plus the nail tech perfectly placed my gems

Deserves another Little Glass of Gin I think

 

[4FoxAche]

Hello gang. Not read through but seen i been tagged a few times. Currently going through the most traumatic time of my life. Had a serious FALSE accusation made about me and my whole life is crumbling to bits rn. Once my name is cleared I will go into the ins and outs. I know we don't know each other in RL but I hope u guys know I'm not what I'm being made out to be. Feel very frightened and alone.

We got you @Lucyxxxx focus on you and baby. It's been a worry not seeing you post.

Hope you're as okay as you can be and have support from people who know you're not what you're being made out to be.

Sending love to you x
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Hello all my lovely lunatics…I’ve missed you guys…XX
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Hope your ok…we’re in the same boat with going through traumatic times… we just need to keep fighting through it… hold your head up high + keep going…XX

Missed you too!

Oh no sending you love. Hopefully you get through this. Keep your chin up and remember the nutters in your phone are always here

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

I don't want to say too much because I worry I'll give myself away but basically this whole blocking/demoted situation started because I wouldn't let her have her own way in a situation that made me feel uncomfortable and then for months she borderline stalked/harassed me until I eventually told her to do one. I was happy to disagree on the situation and both move on but she wouldn't let it drop, wouldn't leave me alone.
Turned up at my BF work and demanded he tell her what my issue with her was.
So now the groom has decided it's awkward to have him as best man.

Go in a white dress and get your fella to propose to you there x

 

[Jolie1988]

Feel like am having a mid life crisis lately. I've put on a little bit of weight and I hate myself and feel so unattractive and I know I've been unwell but now am feeling better it's hard to take.

Ordered a pair of Adidas gazelles, a pair of kickers loafers, a pair of skinny levis, an old skool 90s calvin klein ck top.

These are all clothes I wore when I was a lass and I always felt beautiful in them. Mr J gave me £200 to treat myself. So treat myself I will. Hope to feel 17 again 🫠🫠

 

[scotall]

I wondered where you had gone, my fellow Scot I’m so sorry to read this, it must be a horrific time for you! Health is wealth, sending lots of love and healing your way! x

Thank you … treatment has been tough but I need to keep positive… keep telling myself there are people worse off than I am so I need to suck it up + keep going…XX
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Sorry for lowering the tone eveyone… as you were… tell me all your gossip please my loons…

 

[Jolie1988]

I've just sat and pigged my face with 3 big sausages on a big sub roll with hash browns.

I'm eating well about 5-6 days a week at the moment then I have a menty b on a Sunday.

I then scarfed a small tub of dulce leche Ben and Jerry's


Then 2 tescos finest millionaire brownies


Big becki beck bok has competition

Sent from fat bastard

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

Hate when the GS thread kicks off with newbies going at Annie
I can feel the steam coming out of @Jellybean093 ears from here

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

…then eats it

Below the belt
I did not need to see that image in my head

 

[Lottiew1]

Oh Lottie how fucking horrible, she’s fully got into his head hasn’t she!! Snide little bitch

All her family congratulating them...I'm not wring on it. Wtf are her family thinking? I've been crying...no wine in to neck either. Common decency to ring & tell us before she put it on

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

I’ve got a flight to the Dam at 6 o’clock in the morning
Currently packing me KW suitcase with me knee high boots on x

Princess treatment

 

[LittleOne27]

guys im pissed hope you’re all ok and being the boss bitches you are

 

[4FoxAche]

Former Mr Fox has got two women pregnant both due on the same week and both thought he was their boyfriend.

His SIL rang me today and was like "you dumped him and his life has gone to shit." Clearly, I'm incredible.

I genuinely feel so sorry for the babies being bought into this. From my understanding they're going to be at least his 5th kid if not his 6th.

He sees 0.


Also, I would fuck Roy Keane tbf. I'd also have a go on Micah Richards, Gary Linekar (the original Walkers) and probably try and cheer Shearer up a bit.

 

[Lizzy 93]

Hope I don’t get barred for this one
Cain dingle yes please

 

[4FoxAche]

I’m having a drink with the neighbours in the garden, fellas on daddy day care before he’s back to work Tuesday for 2 weeks

Any want me to twat their daughter in laws for a laugh x

I've got an Auntie you can run over, burn or glass if you fancy it?

I am not promoting violence but do acknowledge it may be cathartic. However, I'm trying the "being the bigger person" bollocks and ignoring it.

I am not Annie. It is driving me mad.

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

This has just fukin finished me
You’ve had your fun now
Slow and steady does it
Not the thigh
Not the knee Highs

Sent from mi ma’s sofaaaa

I really did contemplate my life as I pulled them on
Let that Sink in
Idiot choices
Mistake

Especially as all the other mums were smoking fags & drinking while wearing leggings & trainers. Mr Fletch said not today darling you’re driving & it’s a school event the prick wouldn’t even let me vape.

I kindly reminded him we sent our kids to the local council school not one with private car parks! Raging going to crack open a bottle I had chilling & catch up with my food bond sista Big Bec, the Prozza LG & check out the real Martha on FB her comments got me shook!

Setn Frmo Telefone box

 

[4FoxAche]

@Lottiew1 I've been behind. I'm so sorry you're going through this.

I wouldn't post a card. I'm a bitch. I'd simply tell him you'll support him through the divorce. Match the energy - they won't like it.

She's a spiteful little bitch.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

This is me