She looks like a cheap hooker
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Literally what he said
I think she does it to almost convince herself that she has a ‘working mum’ life.
I think she genuinely believes she is a ‘working mum’. That’s how she describes herself!
It makes me laugh how she’s always slagging the school mums off who don’t work.
Also… I wonder what David Lloyd think to her skeletal frame, because since they partnered with her (even though she doesn’t actually use them) she has dropped a lot of weight.
What the fk are them stories about being ahead of the curve with rollering? She really does rate herself like, someone needs to bring her down a notch.
And like who cares if you are ahead of the curve with bleeping rollering or not?? She’s so so daft and vacuous!
I’m probably going to be called a snowflake for this but I was listening to this weeks pod and it’s really grating the glib way Luisa is talking about prison and shanks when we are literally living in a knife crime epidemic. For me it reiterates just how far removed she is from real life. Also (while I agree it’s annoying when people hog the fast Lane going really slow) her moaning about people doing the speed limit because she is willing to take the points to be able to speed in her PoRsChe (she’s rich don’t ya know 
)!! So bleeping dangerous! Let’s hope none of her loved ones are ever in a high speed crash with an irresponsible driver like her. She’s now publicly stated on the pod that she feels tempted to purposely hit cyclists and now about speeding. Maybe I’m being sensitive but they are two topics that are a bit too close to home 
)!! So bleeping dangerous! Let’s hope none of her loved ones are ever in a high speed crash with an irresponsible driver like her. She’s now publicly stated on the pod that she feels tempted to purposely hit cyclists and now about speeding. Maybe I’m being sensitive but they are two topics that are a bit too close to home
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She sounds completely ignorant and out of touchI’m probably going to be called a snowflake for this but I was listening to this weeks pod and it’s really grating the glib way Luisa is talking about prison and shanks when we are literally living in a knife crime epidemic. For me it reiterates just how far removed she is from real life. Also (while I agree it’s annoying when people hog the fast Lane going really slow) her moaning about people doing the speed limit because she is willing to take the points to be able to speed in her PoRsChe (she’s rich don’t ya know
I do wonder how much of the stuff that she says, is stuff she really believes though? I feel like she says a lot of things to get attention and cause controversy.
I agree but if that is the case she just sounds stupid and immature. I would love someone to call her out on some of the things she says.
cannot see the appeal in wanting to look like a ruler . Imagine how she looks naked probably like an old woman 
Who on earth thinks that’s attractive , how is she not in pain just sitting down she is literal skin and bone
Who on earth thinks that’s attractive , how is she not in pain just sitting down she is literal skin and bone
I think she’d absolutely adore that feedback, I think that’s the whole point of her schtick is to come across as SO rich she’s super far removed from normality. Hence her cRaZZy content on Amazon hauls - mere mortals could never buy a cheap tatty ottoman to store Amazon parcels right?
Re speeding - most people don’t speed cos speed kills? I always think of the cases of pregnant women & mums who are killed by speeding drivers and it’s my worst nightmare. Safety features are p standard in all new cars, or you pay a few grand to add on, it’s hardly something exclusive to the 1% lol. Those features also don’t change stopping distance or reaction time or the circumstances of the road. I find mine are more dangerous eg automatic lane control when you’re trying to pass a cyclist veers you back towards them! Sounds up her street tbh
All of this is just the ramblings of a deeply insecure woman, I feel sorry for her and wish her the best in accessing & thriving in recovery.
She would love that because it would give her a chance to show everyone again how rich she is and how her life is just wonderful and we are all jealous because we aren't rich and that we actually work to get money not just marry a rich man. Her aim was always to find a rich man. I think Luxe once also said that's what they used to do just go out looking for rich men to marry.
I had the misfortune of attending school at the same time as this twiggy plonker for a short while..I had totally forgotten about her but when she was on the apprentice a few years ago, I heard her voice and it went right through me and I shuddered and remembered who she was. She was an attention seeking spoiled cat then - always bullying others to gain some sort of superioty and yet was openly mocked and disliked by most people. Strange she talks about how hard she had to work for her life - she was a cat and it follows that her daughter sounds like one too! Her Mum would not be seeking help for her as she is the person she gets this relationship with her body, exercise and food from. Hope she is happy shagging a gammon for money and trying to be a low rent TV personality - doesn't look like the most fulfilling life choices but each to their own!
Did she go to Thornton College?
She may have done, I only know her from a stint at a comprehensive secondary school in Buckinghamshire.
One of my friends knew her and that’s the school she went to so I just assumed she did too.
I went off to Google and found out that she released an autobiography called a Bad Girls Guide To A Good Life and I am dead
interestingly was ghost written by Lucie Cave, I did always wonder how they came to be friends.
I went off to Google and found out that she released an autobiography called a Bad Girls Guide To A Good Life and I am dead
interestingly was ghost written by Lucie Cave, I did always wonder how they came to be friends.Cottesloe?
Also, perhaps she had to work for pocket money as a teen, but she was on the Apprentice pretty young and has been a crap reality TV personality ever since. Then she met her rich husband and spends her days riding horses and flower arranging. And she's only mid 30s now. So she's hardly the grafter of the century is she!Bit difficult to teach a teenager the value of money, and preach what life you had growing up…… when you’ve literally moved her into Downton bleeping Abbey, and live a multi millionaire life
Not really the same life is it. Made a rod for your own back on that one lol
Not that I sympathise but it must feel tit for her having to perpetuate (internalised) misogyny against stay at home mums knowing that those girls will grow up and clock that their dad built something and had a clear skill set/value add/career, whilst their mum floated about doing £low hundred talking head segments on daytime tv & getting papped in black cabs until she latched onto him.*
Acknowledge that she’s got a popular (I assume?) podcast but how can you demand something of your kids that you’ve never demonstrated yourself
*ETA - there’s actually nothing wrong with this, I would encourage anyone to seek a soft peaceful life, but you can’t throw spiteful rocks from that glass house as she so often does.
I don't think she is too thin. She works out a lot & is very muscly.
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