Sorry but that morning routine video was a load of tit. Does she expect us to believe that’s her household on a school morning? I bet it’s chaos. According to her, they all cuddle in bed in the morning (yet she’s frequently said she struggles getting jenson up in the morning and he likes a lay in but somehow he’s now up so early he can cuddle in bed for a while.) Hes then given cereal by his dad who pours it out, then back in the box, then in the bowl again and tops it with red fat free milk for a growing boy. The girls enjoy some sensory (code word for YouTube in another room being ignored) and she goes and rubs some moisturiser in and sometimes does a face of makeup, instead of having a 2 minute shower to be actually clean(?) she then eats porridge in the weirdest way I’ve ever seen (meanwhile the girls are still in the other room.. and GBJ? Asleep still apparently) The girls are then fed their porridge (let’s hope not with red top milk too!) out of the same bowl (I’ve never ever seen a mum do that. Normally two bowls, two spoons? Even if you make a single large bowl and tip half out? That spoon is going in one mouth, in the bowl, mixing food, in the other mouth, back in the food..?!) now they’re all getting dressed, and Jenson helps with the girls. And then morning GBJ, here’s your iPad! Honestly, I don’t believe any of it and if she’s genuinely doing that it’s the most dragged out morning ever. School mornings are normally tight on time and have to be structured to get everyone out the house on time. Why doesn’t she get up and shower 10 minutes before, or shower while Jordan does the girls nappies, then everyone awake all downstairs, pour your own cereals boys as you’re both fully capable and let’s all chat about our day today, girls seeing conversations, healthy eating habits, all the family together, Jenson get yourself changed and Jesse get changed while she does the girls so can assist him if needed, all up and ready to go and Jordan can take both boys for a bike ride to school while Lucy gets the girls down for a nap and tidies round the kitchen. Done.
That was long winded, but her ‘routines’ can’t be helpful to anyone. They’re arse backwards
she doesn’t normally look like that, has she got less makeup on or something?
and the makeup a bit cakey!
