Someone didn’t get the memo on the aesthetic and brought his blow up Willy
Hilarious! Thanks for the tip. If I have to give Lauren a compliment, at least she didn’t bring the Dublin huns down to ruin everyone else’s weekend. She’s probably not friends with any of them, I suppose. The insufferable huns probably find insufferable Lauren insufferable …. It’s all just so insufferable #obsessed #weekendslay #inflatablewilliesGo take a look at @Jessicacourtneyleen Instagram story and you'll see all the blow up willy cringe fest on all its glory. Lauren must be raging ha
Agreed, she was so pretty, loved her page back about 5 years ago.. when her hair was brown and she didn't look like Denis HealeyShe has really ruined herself with the bloated lips and massive veneers. She was such a stunning girl anyway without these.
Her skin isn't great at all. Second noticeable thing after the crazy brows.Her latest ad for retinol. Her skin is so awful. Pigmentation is horrific at her age. She has a feckin dark Ronnie!!!
Like how does she stay like a stick when all she does is eats croissants and go out for food ???Jaysus, the state of her in the sheer outfit heading to Mango in Marbella. The locals must be having a laugh. She may as well be at home. Her plans are “coffee and croissants, going shopping, Mango for autumn bits, and then brunch, and then cocktails and dinner and watching the sunset”. Her poor fella is back in Dublin making videos getting kitted out at Louis Copeland. TBF Louis Copeland would dress a turd if it got them some promo….. and they don’t even need the PR.
I would imagine there are more photographs than bites taken of said croissants!! And if she does eat it she then has the time to '6kslay' the calories away!Like how does she stay like a stick when all she does is eats croissants and go out for food ???
She truly is woeful at her chosen job!That reel. What the fuck. Walking along and stopping and scratching herself and then carrying on
She's as awkward as a nun in a nightclub. She is terrible at creating content. Like i see other instahuns who have kids and actual contracts to fulfil create deadly reels and they make the time to do it. This one is as fucking lazy. She has all the free time to get some good shit out there. Imagine her with a newborn she wouldn't have time to scratch her arse let alone her hair...That reel. What the fuck. Walking along and stopping and scratching herself and then carrying on
Omg please, i ache and scream internally when i see the ' I couldn't OF asked for a better bridesmaid' HAVE. Its fucking HAVE.I would imagine there are more photographs than bites taken of said croissants!! And if she does eat it she then has the time to '6kslay' the calories away!
All of the language that she uses around food is so negative and suggestive of a disordered thought process around eating. She 'earns' food, she is bad/bold/naughty if she eats anything remotely tasty and is constantly talking about 'rolling home' from entirely normal weekends away and seems to need to punish herself with extra long walks/multiple walks a day anytime she eats more than 4 chocolate buttons and 4 slices of banana on a pathetic portion of porridge.
She truly is woeful at her chosen job!
And on a particularly petty point....will someone please take her aside and teach her that it is 'couldn't HAVE' and not 'couldn't of'. It really grinds my gears!
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