Love Island 2021 #26

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Sex Gods .. ye Gods I’m out.
Switching to iPlayer where there’s just enough time to watch Masterchef from the start.
 
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Priya is like a Disney princess* who has somehow stumbled onto Love Island and is now trying to make the best of it.

*albeit a nauseating Tory-fancying one
 
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Today's episode: DEAD TING (Part 3)

- Ian Stirling confirms Chloby seggy "Teddy and Faye had it out and Toby had it out, then in, then out"
- Teddy "who's ass was clapping last time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 --- clap dem cheeks Chlo baby
- Jake is really trying to get Intel on Feddy relationship status, apparently "he's happy for them" -- Yeah
- Faye is very happy, she still has to grovel though
- Liam had a good sleep -- no clapping cheeks for him

- Matt and Priya are apparently having good Chats? Priya "I felt like we are already a couple" -- but they haven't touched or kissed?? -- what kinda Victorian love story is this lol

- Teddy got Faye running around making coffee. Of course she's not quiet.
Faye "just here to do my errands, be a good person" -- all sarcastically
- The boys have joined in -- they have Faye collecting the bowls -- should have been mugs since she is one

- Chloe debriefs to Millie about NVQ sex sex yes sex -- I am guessing from this convo Millie has also had sex with Liam

- I don't understand why Aaron dead trim is grafting hard for Mary -- making her some dead brunch - calling it "Operation Hail Mary" - I think he just wants screen time tbh - he's legit been on screen for 10 mins - 10 mins too long

- Mary "We are definitely the funniest couple now"
Aaron "couple?? calm Down" --- the arrogance of this dead trim boy is remarkable!
- They kiss, THE VILLA WOOP
- Mary "this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done" --- lads the bar IS IN HELL

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Obsessed with your updates tonight! "the bar is in hell" 😂😂😂
 
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Sorry but if they are going to have a living making good money from nothing after this lets at least give them some proper challenges so they can actually provide entertainment. Sorry but this PG version of love island is tit and none of them deserve careers in making loads of money from doing duck all after this
 
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Chloe and Toby are like a parody of love island couples but it’s not deliberate it’s just who they are and I ♥♥♥♥ it
 
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