Hannahc546
VIP Member
Number 4...Louise hasn't managed to put me off yetOoooo- congratulations!Is it your first?
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martineznoze
Well-known member
How did Ryan not win the race his chin practically crossed the finish line before they even fired the starting pistol
ParentHeres a list of things he’s tried and can’t do…. Feel free to add to it
1. Draw
2. Surf
3. Skate board
4. Run
5. DIY
6. Cook
7. Run an online fitness site
8. Personal Trianer
Pay rent
Fisher99
Well-known member
It must be so embarrassing when her rich friends have partners in well paid corporate jobs in executive positions and hers is at home waiting for his pocket money. He can’t even comment something nice or normal on her instagram post and instead just sounds like a horny teenager.
Soapy Dolphin
VIP Member
Actual footage of TT's ring falling from her emaciated pixie finger...never to be seen again. Boo hoo!
Hope it doesn't get too hot down that there London this summer...what with her not getting her arms out and everything.
Troyston30
Chatty Member
Just caught up on today's episode of Cunt and Cuntier.
So let me get this right. In order to build a bed that comes with everything you need to build said bed.....Ryan needs a gift card to buy tools from the local Wickes???
What's he buying? A cement mixer, a spirit level and 16 boards of MDF?
So let me get this right. In order to build a bed that comes with everything you need to build said bed.....Ryan needs a gift card to buy tools from the local Wickes???
What's he buying? A cement mixer, a spirit level and 16 boards of MDF?
Soapy Dolphin
VIP Member
Ryan the wine expert? Perfectly Partridge!
"Can I just shock you? I like wine. Despite what I just said earlier. At any one time, I have nine bottles of wine in my house."
Please, Brian Partridge, tell us more about wine.
JarvisCockerSpaniel
VIP Member
Incoming, I’m planning on doing it this eve, just seeing if there’s any more My Chin and Me action from Kochi before it goes to press 
Tookster
Chatty Member
If you suffer from chronic fatigue, you won’t be doing all the stuff she has been doingAnother self diagnosis - chronic fatigue. What an insult to people who genuinely do have CFS and can’t even get out of bed.
In reality, she’s had a busy few weeks with the book launch and trips away which would make anyone tired when they don’t usually do anything other than arrange flowers. But of course it’scHrOniC FaTiGuE
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I have fibromyalgia and this heat has set off the fatigue side of it something rotten I haven’t left the house since Saturday and can’t see that changing anytime soon. I certainly wouldn’t be able to planing it up to various places and socialising with other insta twats.Gemsquash22
Well-known member
Dying he’s actually having to do some real work and can’t cut it. He is such a lazy grifter it’s unbelievable. Man up angry bear, this should only take you 15 minutes!
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windowlickinggood
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Those glasses are something else. Not something good I hasten to add.Sooooo much I don't love you and like our house with you in it Brian vibes today isn't there! Just say it Louise. You might aswell, luv.
Gosh poor Sam. He has no idea does he? She couldn't let him have it. She couldn't let him have HIS moment. And those questions were soooo to make her look good and to try belittle him.
Miss me me me even my brother's movie stuff is injected with meeeee.
Trouble is not so tiny tears. Is that when you do this stuff. We happen to spot the real size of your fucking face!
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Made in Munchausen verses CHINdia
Gemsquash22
Well-known member
Heres a list of things he’s tried and can’t do…. Feel free to add to it
1. Draw
2. Surf
3. Skate board
4. Run
5. DIY
6. Cook
7. Run an online fitness site
8. Personal Trianer
1. Draw
2. Surf
3. Skate board
4. Run
5. DIY
6. Cook
7. Run an online fitness site
8. Personal Trianer
Rosie_Goldie
Well-known member
Surely she knows exactly how he got out of the cot as she has a video monitor aimed at it? Or is that only switched on when she's showing us how teeny tiny she is fitting in?
styrofoamplates
Active member
Shag LucieHeres a list of things he’s tried and can’t do…. Feel free to add to it
1. Draw
2. Surf
3. Skate board
4. Run
5. DIY
6. Cook
7. Run an online fitness site
8. Personal Trianer
Tofino
VIP Member
Honestly you guys are amazing to keep the thread going during this shit. I don’t know how you found the strength because just reading that makes me so glad I didn’t have to see it in real time (even though I missed you guys!).Oh yeah and Loops ‘didn’t want a fuss’ and ‘didn’t even tell Ryan’ about her book coming out but had a big fuck off family celebration, a massive cake, forty bunches of flowers, organised her own photo shoot, went on Lorraine and a bunch of podcasts, had three brunches in honour of, sat at the publishing house for five hours signing copies and eating a wanky lunch and promoted the bloody thing 10x a day on insta. Oh and she’s never out of the Waterstones on the king’s road marvelling that they’ve not got a single copy in because everyone must have rushed out to buy it before she got there
