Mystery man... reveal yourself!
Is it Una Healy’s ex?
I know for a fact it isn’t. He wouldn’t associate himself with someone who isn’t intelligent.
Louise is an absolute idiot. Traipsing around the whole country visiting everyone and their nan mourning the loss of “her summer” as she wanted it to be completely blind to the fact that most of our lives are in a heap and on hold. Sorry but if I hear her go on about New York one more time I’ll lose my marbles. Okay so it wasn’t meant to be. Move on! She brings it up in every single post. Most of our lives are down the shitter Louise have some self awareness. Another thing that annoys me is her prancing about half naked in her pretty little thing tat. I can’t imagine sauntering about my house in half nothing with my dad and brother about
that probably says more about me than her but Jesus, I cringe at the
tit she wears. Fabulous figure don’t get me wrong but what’s with the teeny shorts and low cut top while slothing it out on the couch at home in Limerick.
I think she’s the type of person who watched too many American cheesy cheerleading movies as a teen and now wants to recreate that life for herself in ny, the next Lauren Conrad making it big in fashion. Most of us grew out of that shite at the age of 19 and got into the real world but it’s like she’s still stuck in that teenybopper age. And don’t get me started on poor cooper in NY. She wanted him for the insta pics but the poor thing was depressed from the minute he got off the plane
That time she actually left the house wearing a tennis ensemble because she saw Lauren Arthurs wearing one... difference was Lauren was actually playing tennis! Frilly mini skirts were a thing of my past 20 years ago at the teenage discos. Def not for walking around Limerick City.
I don’t know how it has taken me so long to find this thread but I have thoroughly enjoyed reading the comments. Hilarious, but also infuriating! Bare with me on this rant!
I started following Louise thinking “she’s pretty down to earth” but to be honest I think I was nosing more than anything on what it would be like to live in New York. Like what it would be like for a “normal” girl, not Retroflame. I could never identify with that. Louise has been following a dream since forever. “Modelling” (If you could call it that) on the high line in NY was the only fashion related thing I watched her do over there. She just doesn’t have what it takes to cut the mustard. Celia Holman Lee has giving so many tall, skinny, unattractive girls a skewed view of their capabilities in the modelling world. Now Louise isn’t unattractive by any means but she was trained by CHL to believe that she was worthy of an American catwalk which we all know is ridiculous. She signed up to an agency in NY. I checked that out too and it didn’t seem too legit or that it would benefit her in any way. Her trying to make friends with random ejit instagrammers because she was so lonely over there and needed new American followers was so desperate. I started appreciating my own mundane life more watching that.
Packing up Cooper to live with her was the most selfish thing she could have done at the time. NY is one of those cities where you can bring your dog/cat into 80% of the premises but she shunned him for the bright lights of NY and parties/events with her contracted agency friends!
Now, driving around Ireland during Covid is the most selfish thing she has done. She’s trying so hard to drum up content that she’s forgotten why she’s at home and everything she’s ever said about staying safe and social distancing. She’s going back to Dublin next week to see Cooper.
I suppose that’s a better excuse than going to the gym or the hairdressers. She has a contract to fulfil in Limerick though. She’s only gone and become Limerick’s tourism ambassador with Limerick.ie. She’s only posted about it in her stories and nothing on her grid. Pisses me off because Louise loves NY, not Limerick. In fact she’s probably spent more time outside Limerick than she has there since restrictions were lifted.
One last thing on the whole “who is her fella” fiasco! She spent so long in NY giving out advice about dating and saying how picky she was and she knows If something will last after one date. She comes home and she’s off galavanting around the country with someone! She has to have known him from before and she clearly had to cure her case of cobweb fanny after so many months on the dry!