“Yeah but it feels ever so comfy”
LornaLuxe #6 Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob. Lip balm all around her gob.
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is that her natural face shape?
I actually think this lemon yellow colour is really nice, but just thinking about touching that cheap acrylic 'wool' makes me cringe. How can she be wearing that today of all days, she must be sweating cobs!
Referring to her sunburnt forehead “I can’t be ageing” No Lorna you are ageing love but you just cover it with a big ass filter .
God she looks mucky today
Oh and the nip nips are poking out again
God she looks mucky today
Oh and the nip nips are poking out again
I also love the colors! I actually bought a dress in the blue of the skirt she shared yesterday at my local market in the Paris suburbs. 100% cotton. €25. No sweaty patches for meeeeeeeeeeee
“Sweating cobs” love that expression. Been a long time since I heard it!
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They aren’t actually those shades tho, she filters the colours so wildly! Check out the same items when they appear on the ‘InTheShits‘ website and you’ll see it’ll be nothing like this ‘Amalfi Lemon‘ nonsense!!
In which case my market dress was even more of a bargainThey aren’t actually those shades tho, she filters the colours so wildly! Check out the same items when they appear on the ‘InTheShits‘ website and you’ll see it’ll be nothing like this ‘Amalfi Lemon‘ nonsense!!
I just knew someone else would post this. What the hell is that?
Hi Lorna, what was that you were saying on Twitter, encouraging people stand outside establishments drinking in my area? I’ve also just seen the manager of this place get a bollocking off the council because a cup was left outside. bleeping hooligan, stick to Brighton please.
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She doesn’t give a toss about the rules, as long as she gets to photograph herself looking like a twit in nasty cheap tit, who cares!
Do you reckon she’s jealous of the likes of Lydia etc? ( I’m sure there are better examples)
I mean there she is promoting the “luxe lifestyle” looking like a sack of filtered fake tit wearing oversized flammable clothes.
Success is relative I guess and maybe to her this is success..
but from what I see... all “hard working” Lorna has done for 4 months is apply make up in the box room of their flat so..maybe she is truly representative of getting out what you put in...
Do you reckon she’s jealous of the likes of Lydia etc? ( I’m sure there are better examples)
I mean there she is promoting the “luxe lifestyle” looking like a sack of filtered fake tit wearing oversized flammable clothes.
Success is relative I guess and maybe to her this is success..
but from what I see... all “hard working” Lorna has done for 4 months is apply make up in the box room of their flat so..maybe she is truly representative of getting out what you put in...
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Another thing that pisses me off. She lives near to HORSHAM. Not fecking Brighton. There’s nothing wrong with either but her desire to mislead people into thinking she lives in a mansion near Brighton is as fake as her filtered face. YOU LIVE IN A FLAT, WITH SHARED GROUNDS, NEAR HORSHAM.
At least Lydia photoshoots herself in more then one spot . LL is getting called out by us wise ones but it’s the bloody fools that believe in her shite that I feel sorry for but your right LL doesn’t give a toss !
I have no idea who this person is and I’m glad. I don’t need to know there is even one more person like LL!
The OAP’s been cooking himself to a crisp by the looks of it!
Actually looks chargrilled
I remember once he got so sunburned the skin slid off his nose like a crisp....
Looks like a screen from a horror film
OMG ... I’d forgotten about that horrendous video and also the one that she had done by some videographer that she was absolutely ‘raving about’. in Paris was equally horrendous ... how the fukk are blaggers allowed to promote ‘deceit /fake/lies’ and earn money for it ... if you report them they just seem to get a telling off message !!!
Fukk me I’ve just pissed myself
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