LornaLuxe #5 liar, liar acrylic pants on fire

[fizzycake1510]

I cannot deal

 

[Fluffy81]

Dear lord.

The blotchiness of her skin. Look at the various colours and patchiness on the neck

And the white face

 

[LadyLockdown]

Apparently she has 4 “rowbzzz” from soho house and they’re only 85 quid and she (read “whipping boy”) washes them regularly … that comment was definitely for us
She’s such a boring dope.

Dear lord.

The blotchiness of her skin. Look at the various colours and patchiness on the neck

And the white face

And the bloody gormless looks all the time!

 

[MadameS]

I haven’t watched Lorna for a little while, and now I remember why Wtf is going on with her chest?! She really needs to stop with the fake tan - it looks awful. And that manky dressing gown needs burning, or at the very least a good wash!

 

[Dontbelieveit]

When she says “review the situation” while applying the eyeshadow to the other eye with a dirty finger and yellow nail.
no need to review love it still looks tit

coral and yellow though

 

[Its_Me]

Dear lord.

The blotchiness of her skin. Look at the various colours and patchiness on the neck

And the white face

VOM

 

[EllaEllaElla]

I haven’t watched Lorna for a little while, and now I remember why Wtf is going on with her chest?! She really needs to stop with the fake tan - it looks awful. And that manky dressing gown needs burning, or at the very least a good wash!

Trying to bring foundation lips back.

That bloody nars lip balm stuff... ew

Enough with the oversized shirts I know it's claimed that wearing certain clothing oversized makes it appear more expensive but come on... There's oversized and then there's oversized to the point you're wearing something 3 sizes too big and looking like a twit. Yes. You. Lorna

The lips: glob glob glob

 

[LadyLockdown]

Trying to bring foundation lips back.


Enough with the oversized shirts I know it's claimed that wearing certain clothing oversized makes it appear more expensive but come on... There's oversized and then there's oversized to the point you're wearing something 3 sizes too big and looking like a twit. Yes. You. Lorna

The lips: glob glob glob

I LOVE all of this

 

[Its_Me]

Trying to bring foundation lips back.


Enough with the oversized shirts I know it's claimed that wearing certain clothing oversized makes it appear more expensive but come on... There's oversized and then there's oversized to the point you're wearing something 3 sizes too big and looking like a twit. Yes. You. Lorna

The lips: glob glob glob

Enough with everything she’s no fashion inspiration. Or make up. Or hair. Or lifestyle.

 

[Ohmydays]

I haven’t looked yet saving it for later ..
BUT thought I’d share this with you ..
I’ve just had a shower and used my Elastiser on my hair ... bought ...
I put on my white robe ... bought
I applied my moisturiser .. bought....
was just going to take the bathroom rubbish downstairs when I Walked past the mirror and thought go on .. the other tattlers have done it .. so I did the Fukkin tit myself pose ! Complete with white bin bag thrown over my arm
I so wanted to take a pic and show you but I thought you would be astounded as to how pretty,glam and girly I looked !! Girls if you haven’t done it please do If only to give yourself a good laugh day one

 

[Nevar3663]

Didn't see anything from rodial used today. Guessing that 'friendship' and the best concealer, powder etc ever have now been relegated

Clearly only used them to push the 'curated' box sales

 

[Its_Me]

Trying to bring foundation lips back.


Enough with the oversized shirts I know it's claimed that wearing certain clothing oversized makes it appear more expensive but come on... There's oversized and then there's oversized to the point you're wearing something 3 sizes too big and looking like a twit. Yes. You. Lorna

The lips: glob glob glob

Thread suggestion: Lorna Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob lip balm all around her gob

 

[Fluffy81]

I can’t help but notice that it always looks like she has a bulge in her nether regions .... like she’s got a bargain of ‘ 2 for the price of 1 at tescos’ ... meat and 2 veg and a bit of a fanny pac down there .. it popped out to say hello on her stories earlier

 

[Dontbelieveit]

I can’t help but notice that it always looks like she has a bulge in her nether regions .... like she’s got a bargain of ‘ 2 for the price of 1 at tescos’ ... meat and 2 veg and a bit of a fanny pac down there .. it popped out to say hello on her stories earlier

yeah I thought that when I watched it earlier too . Kept staring at it

 

[Ohmydays]

yeah I thought that when I watched it earlier too . Kept staring at it

Good Lord we’ve all noticed it .. hard not to when it’s thrust in your face ... That ‘growler ‘ got its own mention on the LornaLuxe#4 thread

Thread suggestion: Lorna Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob lip balm all around her gob

LornaLuxeless still a grubby slob .Glob Glob Glob lip balm all over her gob .

I always get flustered when it comes to a new thread title .. Are we supposed to post our suggestions . Here’s Mine .. I’ve changed it from the one I put on @Its_Me

LoonyLiarLuxless still a grubby slob .Glob Glob Glob lip balm all over her gob .

 

[Jasmine]

She dresses like a lunatic on crack.

Fashionista ... bahhhaaaaa not

Omg I'm crying lol

I can’t help but notice that it always looks like she has a bulge in her nether regions .... like she’s got a bargain of ‘ 2 for the price of 1 at tescos’ ... meat and 2 veg and a bit of a fanny pac down there .. it popped out to say hello on her stories earlier

Who are you? You're hilarious!

 

[Fluffy81]

yeah I thought that when I watched it earlier too . Kept staring at it

Not sure if it’s a euphemism but she’s just announced John is cooking ‘ cock a vin’ for dinner maybe that’s her surgery for tonight. ....

Omg I'm crying lol


Who are you? You're hilarious!

Lmao I’m a loon that’s lost the plot with lock down. The fact the government put us on a sex ban has sent me running to the nearest lamp post to hug it. Well it is hard .. the you have luxe with a huge lunchbox has tipped me over the edge. I’m asking luxe for the number for the priory. It will be frigging Ab Fab darlings

 

[Dontbelieveit]

Not sure if it’s a euphemism but she’s just announced John is cooking ‘ cock a vin’ for dinner maybe that’s her surgery for tonight. ....

poor John he always seems to get the crappy jobs

 

[Fluffy81]

The lunchbox analogues & the bulging beast . Bet it’s bigger than johnnies baby cock

 

[Rogue1]

I can’t help but notice that it always looks like she has a bulge in her nether regions .... like she’s got a bargain of ‘ 2 for the price of 1 at tescos’ ... meat and 2 veg and a bit of a fanny pac down there .. it popped out to say hello on her stories earlier

Hilarious! It’s like a middle aged spread thing I think. That lower tummy area. Plus as someone said earlier, she is slim but has zero muscle tone or definition so she’s slim but has - and this is an awful word word but - flabby bits!