LornaLuxe #5 liar, liar acrylic pants on fire

[Rogue1]

Thanks to @Rogue1 for the new thread title. Sticking with the acrylic theme!

Gals, I’m honoured! Might pop on some ‘poly terri’ pour me some of the pink stuff and sit in the garden with all my flatmates

 

[Fluffy81]

All the fucking posts she’s doing just to Get attention on the black movement. Would be great if she understood more behind it. Shame she’s not just as proactive with the epidemic of covid 19 that she doesn’t do something useful & that is NO disrespect to the black movement.

I’m bored shitless. No content. Just the same ol BS every. Single. Day

I mean where even is Jonny ... has she buried him under the patio.. watching her stories is like watching paint dry

I bet there sex life is zero.

 

[Moneybags]

I cant work out what is going on in that photo????

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

These posts cracked me up last night. I didn’t view any social media all day as was working ( alien concept eh Lorna) and also getting ready to move house - which is a monumental ball ache.
Anyhow, when I finally crashed in bed and read the “Where Is Mr Luxe posts” it “ ever so” cheered me up.

But hang on.. I do believe last week I posted this
“ to say she’s such great friends that googlebox man, we’ve never see him round theirs in the vast grounds,having some rose ?”

And boom. VOILA!

 

[Hereforthepictures]

What a mess !!!! Another Luxeless look with an attempt to make it look ‘spenny’ with that awful bag . Blouse is pretty but the rest of the look is shite ... someone on here said that LL can’t wear denim and boy were they tight .. I think she’s ‘sized up ‘ so she’s not got a camel hoof in them .

is that a radiator I spy in the background?

she needs to put some STUFF in that bag. Even if it’s just STUFFING make it look less like you’ve Just taken it out of the plastic in your ASOS order

 

[LadyLondon]

No comment, just thought I’d leave this here

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

My god she really would actually shag herself if she could. She really fancies herself with the wig on doesn’t she.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

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And wearing a ‘piece’ from the in the shit summer collection by the looks of it

 

[Its_Me]

The guy has got to be one of the worst people in fashion. In The Style is a heap of fast fashion tat ‘designed’ by other low lives who dont want to get a real job. Why anyone would buy anything from them in the first place without the race debacle is beyond me!

I wonder if she will follow up now he’s released his sob story.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Told you, she’s got daddy issues.
That insta story of all her bottles of stuff definitely wasn’t taken in their home bathroom. It’s probably an old one from when they stayed in a hotel somewhere. We all know their bathroom in the flat is an avocado coloured one from the 80s

 

[Hereforthepictures]

Omg whys she’s asking for Botox advice when she’s definitely already had it

Your fucking brows are dropping because you haven’t been able to have Botox for months

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Yeahhhhh. The more the merrier
. ‘Welcome to A place where we all have something in common we TELL the TRUTH ‘

Though apparently we are all fat unemployed chavs embedded into cheap sofas with nothing better to do.. erm ok!

 

[LadyLockdown]

And what was wrong with shooting the collection in the grounds of the manor? Surely a sunny day out in the open would have been better for a summer collection than hanging around the street corners of Mayfair at 6am

Maybe the sound of their flat neighbors laughing their arses off at her is offputting

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Long time lurker here and had to sign up to post this lol.
I’ve just realised something else she does with her stories. Watched the latest ones where she mentions Bobbi Brown makeup and then she says straight after oh look I’m getting messages from you guys already about Bobbi brown.... but she pre-records her stories right? Then she uploads the video (with filter) and does the subtitles & links (99% affiliate links of course). So when she said that when recording the the video, it wasn’t uploaded onto IG yet, therefore how would she be getting messages from people? She’s such a liar! Acting like she’s uploading them live and getting flooded with messages. Patheticcccccc.

Oh my god. Well spotted!!

 

[Agsfam]

why are her toes so blue.. they look line dead person’s feet and bloody alien’s hands. Wtf is she playing at?!

 

[Agsfam]

Omg I thought she looks weird in that dress, almost as if she is holding it in place with her armpits (!!)

and she IS!! what a moron!

BTW Why spend £500 on a dress you will wear like THIS! Heck, why spend so much on ANY piece of clothing while we are still in pandemic, summer parties are pretty much cancelled, whole world realised no one needs more than comfy loungewear (joggers and husband’s tshirt) and there won’t be anywhere to dress up to?!?
she is a fucking looser..

I have to admit my own spending habits and what I buy (with my own, earned cash) is probably out of line for most people but thats okay (I used to thought) as I dont smoke, dont drink much and dont go out out too often, we usually socialise with friends and sometimes have big nights out. We like nice holidays though..
Anyway, looking at my shoes and bags collection I realised I hardly used any of them since beginning of March, when I popped to the shop I felt stupid carrying LV or Chanel purse (I dont really have any cheap / no name) bags. I wore 1 pair of trainers, rotated few pairs of joggers with my husband’s white tshirts (he still haven’t realised ) and literally thats all.
This whole pandemic / lockdown situation, seeing people risking their life to help others..all of it did something to me. All material things really dont matter. What matters is healthy husband and children. Safe home and food on the table. Having hope to see your friends and family after this is over. I am sure I will enjoy carrying my bags and dressing up again but there is NOTHING nee material I want. I always had my eye in something.. be it bag or shoes or piece of clothing. I feel sick just thinking about it now. I have never felt this way before and I think its a big turning point for me. Clearly Lorna learnt NOTHING in those hard times.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Looking at the wing mirror looks like it was black

it’s Elton !

Who the hell is that ?
is it mr Luxe pre Botox?
Holy Shit Balls.

 

[Fluffy81]

I can’t help but notice that it always looks like she has a bulge in her nether regions .... like she’s got a bargain of ‘ 2 for the price of 1 at tescos’ ... meat and 2 veg and a bit of a fanny pac down there .. it popped out to say hello on her stories earlier

 

[Gtammy9]

I’m ashamed to say that my sister is a Lorna ‘fan’ or at least was until I started telling her about what people say about her on here it’s rubbed off!!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Oh.. turns out you CAN buy Instagram Live Views ??! So if her numbers suddenly rocket... john’s got his card out.