LornaLuxe #32 She is so completely boring that nobody can even think of a new thread title.

[Its_Me]

Get some new material hun

Shes so embarrassing The Terry's chocolate orange one is an old one she recycles too.

 

[bringmeagin]

I have no words. God she’s bizarre

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

What the fuck are those!! The most I’ll fitting jeans I’ve ever clapped eyes on

They look like those kinds of jeans that were trendy around 2000, when having your g-string showing was also cool.

 

[miss trixie]

Why does she keep posting the bloody wedding pics?? Does she really think the Las Vegas stripper get up looks really ‘luxe’??

It's one of her two 'fall-backs' I think - it's either the wedding or (God save us) CREW days.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Never heard such self absorbed dross in my life.

“Anti fast fashion?!”
“I want to reduce my sponsored content”
“Increase my followers to over a million”
Easily done with a few fake giveaways!

 

[styleoversubstance]

I was just reading previous posts re the editing of her jaw....I have been thinking for a while that she must photo shop. I notice she says she is '5'3 and a size 12 in everything'. I am 5'3 and the majority of my wardrobe are 12's, some 10s and I definitely look much larger than she does.

I’m exaactly the same. I’ve said it on here before that it really causes me issues with my body image. I feel so fat when I’m not.

As someone who had an ED she should be so ashamed….she’s almost 40 and needs to start rebranding herself as a 40plus blogger fast. Her market is way to young for her to keep this facade up much longer - its only the fact that photoshopped images are still allowed thats kept her in business this long.

Size 12 is classed as midsize on Insta - if she had a proper team around her they’d be advising her to refocus her ‘brand’ there. she doesnt have kids as a focus, a stylish husband or a beautiful home - its the only logical choice. A narc like her wont though. Shes gonna flog this thin, young, luxe thing to death…

 

[perfectlycivil]

I’ve scrolled through her personal account and it’s the same over-edited, self-absorbed rubbish. Wonder if this is a rebrand of sorts? Trying to appeal to brands who don’t sell the same polyester rubbish that she’s associated herself with with ITS

 

[pink_norris]

Raisin has locked her in the car, got his feet up with a fag, warm wine and a bucket of KFC watching what he actually wants to watch on the beg Glass telly thing

 

[Ohmydays]

I get hiring help when you produce content across multiple platforms, she only does IG which is actually a big failing on her part but she's too lazy!
She does need help for her issues, has she taken it prob not as I don't feel she has the right support just a toxic relationship.
She'll be back, I reckon she's officially been dropped by ITS which leaves a massive hole in her 'content' and life, as that has been her focus for what 4yrs now?

But she’s just put the link to her ITS crap on her profile .
I still think she’s had a facial procedure . . She’ll be back no mention of anything just straight in with the Charity Sale she’s been threatening for ages

 

[CouldYouNot]

Oh god, if he starts ‘moving baubles’ again I might have to unfollow

 

[miss trixie]

Hey @Jasmine it's good to hear from you. Have missed you but expect you've been keeping up (although there's not been a great deal to keep up with - same old, same old....). It's so good to hear that we're still keeping you entertained with our wild wit & wisdom!! You know, I once read that the best form of revenge you can have on an ex is to live a happy life. I'm not suggesting for one moment that you have ever been out for revenge, but I think there's a lot of truth in that saying; particularly when you've offloaded an utter prick & can say "Yeah, happy now".

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

This is a very strange turn of events! Her head looks like a boiled egg in an eggcup

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

No furniture to put flowers on so just puts books in the middle of the carpet

That's her being an interiors stylist! Another skill to add to, erm, all her other ones

 

[miss trixie]

Mornings! You know things are getting desperately sad when she's back to teeth whitening & interior pics of others' kitchens/bathrooms, etc.
At the risk of being repetitive, I just wanted to point out that we have STILL not seen any announcement of the winner of the tulle skirt giveaway, which was advertised as happening on FRIDAY. She's making a total mockery of these giveaways which she's simply using to garner more followers.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I always forget how she looks in real life… These are a great reminder



The legs in that photo have been facetuned - she does that a lot… I just think she had a bad case of Covid but as shes so weird won’t say anything as it doesnt for her narrative - and also doesnt fit her ‘f*ck everyone, we’ll travel and go where we want to regardless of a pandemic’ which I think has finally caught up with her.

absolutely agree with your covid theory. She doesn't consider it luxe/Carrie Bradshaw didn't get it etc

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

‘Appy Thursday, hope you’re having a lovely day whatever you’re doing. I’m on my DMs all day. Anyway I’m waffling, speak to you later’

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Usual midnight flurry of activity.

 

[Same stuff different day]

How are two adults so incompetent at putting lights round the Christmas tree properly??

Drunk (too short)

 

[miss trixie]

All Hail The High Priestess of Polyester. Seriously, I think I might spontaneously combust if we're subjected to much more of this poly-pyjamarama.

 

[styleoversubstance]

FFS. she looks like some desperate multi times divorced cougar

BUT SHES GOT A CHANEL BAG AINT SHE…
SHES CLASSY

COS OF THE CHANEL