It was probably all flappy in the floor...OMG .. she’s photoshopping her minge now !!! It’s disappeared .. ooh maybe she’s tucked it in
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Haha Look back at my post from I think yesterday and @heretoreaditall2019 just before yours...Basically we’re saying the crap materials her clothes are made from (which she wears without underwear) and the jeans she had on in the inthestyle post were too tight between her legs=A recipe for yeast infectionDid i miss something??
I watched her stories from today in the end and the way she piles her hair on top of her head like that is another reason why her hair is probably tit. She looks like she’s using silk hair scrunchies which is good but pulling all the hair up like that especially when it’s that fine as well as damaged puts so much stress on the hair. And remember that hair do she was loving before with the big messy bun on top of her head. Fine for a one off style but not every day. Hair grows downward not upward.
Also she was really annoying me the way she was yawning and stretching
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The dogs face is like "what's that smell?"OMG .. she’s photoshopping her minge now !!! It’s disappeared .. ooh maybe she’s tucked it in
I know I suggested it, but is it maybe a bit savage to call someone yeasty minge 
I really feel like there are a lot harsher things to call someone... especially Lorna! anyone would get a yeasty minge wearing that much acrylicI know I suggested it, but is it maybe a bit savage to call someone yeasty minge
Yeh true. Maybe it’s way past my bedtime and I’m feeling sensitive 
So much acrylic it makes you itch,
Disagree with Lorna & you’ll see her inner witch
( can replace witch with witch if witch is too close to swearing)
Acrylic Nappy sales have gone through the roof, thanks to LornaLuxe and her colossal camel hoof.
Disagree with Lorna & you’ll see her inner witch
( can replace witch with witch if witch is too close to swearing)
Acrylic Nappy sales have gone through the roof, thanks to LornaLuxe and her colossal camel hoof.
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I guess its not even allowed since it’s now been deleted lolI know I suggested it, but is it maybe a bit savage to call someone yeasty minge
We are upto 1k posts now so whichever has the most likes that’s already been posted is the one
I took yeasty out..I know I suggested it, but is it maybe a bit savage to call someone yeasty minge
it can be added back though!Wtf is wrong with her... starts talking to all her best friends on insta then turns her bleeping hair dryer on.. does anyone wanna watch her dry her hair why didnt she do it before recording herself ffs 
it obviously takes her a lot longer to dry now a days as it is ever so thick and shiny after a week of "treatment"
it obviously takes her a lot longer to dry now a days as it is ever so thick and shiny after a week of "treatment"
I take it she didn’t partake in the minutes silence for nhs workers that have lost their lives? Granted some people may have forgotten or not realised but you’d have thought someone in her position who tries so hard to be relatable would have known? Instead she’s prattling on applying cream after cream whilst pulling her grubby dressing gown open (why does she even do that?)
Also who dries their hair like that? If you have flyaway hair surely you start at the root & direct the air down? I don’t have a Dyson but I’m sure that’s not right
Also who dries their hair like that? If you have flyaway hair surely you start at the root & direct the air down? I don’t have a Dyson but I’m sure that’s not right
That is definitely not the way to dry hair and not with a Dyson either and why did she need to record it and shout over it she’s bleeping annoying
TBH I literally didn’t know anything about the minutes silence and no one mentioned it on any of my friends or family WhatsApp groups either? Usually someone would say don’t forget.... I only knew after when I opened my news app
I like this from @AllAboutTheMayhem
So much acrylic it makes you itch,
Disagree with Lorna & you’ll see her inner witch
So much acrylic it makes you itch,
Disagree with Lorna & you’ll see her inner witch
I know, tbh I only realised as I had the news on in the background at the time but her selfish ways really wind me up so any excuse to rant reallyThat is definitely not the way to dry hair and not with a Dyson either and why did she need to record it and shout over it she’s bleeping annoying
TBH I literally didn’t know anything about the minutes silence and no one mentioned it on any of my friends or family WhatsApp groups either? Usually someone would say don’t forget.... I only knew after when I opened my news app
this is hilarious & rolls off the tongue, I love it!!
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just to make it clear as I quoted it wrong but this thread title was from @AllAboutTheMayhem
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I haven’t looked yet .. I’m saving myself the ‘pleasure’
She apologised for not showing us her putting her eye cream on ffs
How does she think we all survived before her delightful tutorials
She washes, dries and straightens her hair every day and now she’s on about dying her roots again. If she stopped all of those things her hair condition would improve massively on its own 
NO ONE needs to do their roots during lockdown - leave your hair alone while you can!
NO ONE needs to do their roots during lockdown - leave your hair alone while you can!- Status