Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill

[Tabitha]

His 1990s tribal sun tattoo is so luxe too. He must have already been like 40 back then

 

[PT32]

Crying

 

[YouHavinAGiraffe?]

Oh my good god. What the actual hell. She looks fricking awful. Is this supposed to be amusing? Cannot believe they would pay her for this shit.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

How much does she hate boo

I imagine she has the same expression on Touch Night

 

[meisjemetdeparel]

Why would someone who has the funds to buy multiple handbags, I would say worth around 20.000£(?) in the previous year wear plastic hair??? How much is a decent set of clipins? Somewhere around 250£

 

[emcero]

Pretty stupid to post that photo of Hailey Bieber as it just highlights how much that lounge set she’s “designed” is a complete rip off

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Pants??? We’re not in America dear.
The socks and sandal ‘German sex tourist’ styling inspo had actually made my Sunday nay lockdown

 

[Hereforthepictures]

“I didn’t use foundation” no you just slathered your face in concealer which is basically the same thing??

 

[Its_Me]

A website called MyTheresa, as if it’s something she and only she knows about. You couldn’t find them hun because they’re about a century old by now!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

It’s like she goes for the worst possible “ reel” and singularly the most embarrassing on every level...

I feel sure she goes for the marketing “angle” of horrifying people so much they watch over and over again. Like the irritating lip smacking and slurping and swallowing

They aren’t watching because they are admiring, they’re watching because they are truly fucking speechless.

Then she believes her own hype because she’s got the traffic on her page.

The person from SKY who paid her for this, and the person who injected her face to the size of an industrial inflated Edam , both need a good talking to.

8k likes in 2 hours. half a fucking percent engagement.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Hi guys! I’ve just discovered this girl and I need to ask is that guy John her sugar daddy? Is he a pilot? Can somebody catch me up please lol thank you

Sugar Daddy, Husband, Chauffeur, Cook, Cleaner, Photographer, Videographer, Purchaser of Expensive Handbags, Hapless Puppy Dog, Hanger-On When Friends Come Round, Pensions Adviser (or just Pensioner), Weird Creepy Guy, Hermes Handbag Fetcher...........

Take your pick. They're all relevant.

 

[Its_Me]

Mrs Rodial probably fucked her off after she showed up on their Instagram live looking like a homeless woman

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Omg she’s put the clips of ‘me’ in satc on stories HIYAAA LORN

 

[Honeybee88]

What’s she gonna do with the charity sale parcels ..Numerous trips to the post office to post clothes are hardly essential .. !

Courtesy of Dry January I Found myself down a rabbit hole tonight ... Ol Yawna used to ‘shoot ‘ at home . Back in the days when she started the ‘house’ lies . TBF she doesn’t come across as such a narcissistic bitch back then. Oh and it looks like The Raisin was called MrLuxeofLondon

These are fabulous. Great find!

Did anyone else get Donald Trump vibes with her white cap in the photos today? Fully expected it to say Make America Great Again

 

[Same stuff different day]

A-blocking in 3-2-1

Couldn’t help myself. FFS she’s a complete waste of space

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Charity Lorna, giving the plebs a treat, manky old shoes that smell of her feet

 

[Its_Me]

One of my favourite thread names would be a good slogan “liar liar acyclic pants on fire”

 

[PT32]

Lorna Luxe #21 hubby watching porn on Sky TV, while she poses by herself in his old Bentley

 

[emcero]

She doesn't understand why they changed the actors in the 3rd series of the crown... not surprised she doesn't understand the passing of time when all she does is sit around doing nothing

 

[Tabitha]

Boobs hanging out, frilly garter on show, stilleto heels whilst clutching on to her forever sugar daddy.
Imagine being in NYC and seeing that, Id die laughing.