Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill
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Who’s that moaning about filters but using a filter ? I know she’s not advertising anything
Stay with me.
but I reckon OMR got early covid redundancy last year. On top of a lifetime pension. ( Lorna has had her eye on this since day 1).
This could have potentially presented him with quite a packet hence their obscene “spending” last year...
I also reckon he’s still working... perhaps in a consultancy fashion.. and of course Lorna has her earnings from her sales job.
She wants to move as she hates the flat, and him. And is acutely aware of how she’s been found out and how incomparable she is to actual LUXE instagrammers. Let’s be honest, my cats have shat more luxury than she would or could ever possess.
However they would surely struggle because of his age committing to a big mortgage now unless she was absolutely raking it in and / or he had a tit load in the bank,
And she’s only really earned in the last 2 years, because she’s crap, looks like she’s on drugs, lies relentlessly and didn’t have an income for nearly 10 years of their marriage.
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Crazy innit! It once transferred to the wooden background behind her when she used to sit on the floor - probably because she paints her face the same colour as the wooden room.
Haha this was Molly Mae in the screenshot I posted earlier. The filter was moving around her face almost as much as Lorna’s does on a daily basis. Starting to wonder if Rodial insist on a filter for their ads.
I am dead and I am in
HSBC announced the closure of 82 branches today. That means loss of jobs for thousands of retail staff. Yet, OMR and Lorna are telling everyone that they are looking at expensive houses? It’s disgusting.
I was gonna say no way would devoted to pink be saying that about Lorna she licks her arseCrazy innit! It once transferred to the wooden background behind her when she used to sit on the floor - probably because she paints her face the same colour as the wooden room.
Haha this was Molly Mae in the screenshot I posted earlier. The filter was moving around her face almost as much as Lorna’s does on a daily basis. Starting to wonder if Rodial insist on a filter for their ads.
I am dead and I am in
I've just watched her stories. She's been off insta for a while and I have a feeling it was because she's struggling with her weight gain. I sympathise with that but moaning about people using filters or skinny celebs promoting crappy weight loss products when she's big buddy's with the biggest faker of them all makes me think she's missing the bigger picture. Maybe she should call out her "friend" ...
Is this devoted to pink? Jesus Christ.
The lot of them need extensive therapy, and to get back to school. JOPIDISING?
She’s also filtered to duck? Not really body acceptance when you’re filtering your face? Yes she’s shown her stretch marks but she’s just as desperate to be adored as Lorna and using Instagram as an attention seeking validation tool.
genuinely terrrifying.
The lot of them need extensive therapy, and to get back to school. JOPIDISING?
She’s also filtered to duck? Not really body acceptance when you’re filtering your face? Yes she’s shown her stretch marks but she’s just as desperate to be adored as Lorna and using Instagram as an attention seeking validation tool.
genuinely terrrifying.
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I’ve been thinking of the best slogan for her ITS thing...
I just wanna break the rules <3
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
Taking Pity on Pensioners since 2009
Can we think of any more?
I just wanna break the rules <3
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
Taking Pity on Pensioners since 2009
Can we think of any more?
OMR & Yawna;
Name a more iconic duo ....
1. George & Zippy
2. Dumb & Dumber
3. Han Solo & Chewbacca
4. Bert & Ernie
5 Beavis & Butthead
and so on ....
You will discover that you have two hands. One is for helping yourself, and the other is for helping others yourself.
~Audrey Hepburn
~Audrey Hepburn
The grammar of most of the influencers is terrible! They clearly didn’t pay much attention at school! My biggest bug bear is “was you or we was!” Jopidising!! WtfJopidising got me
Totally agree she uses insta as a validation tool.
One of my favourite thread names would be a good slogan “liar liar acyclic pants on fire”
I really wouldn't class Devoted To Pink as an influencer tbh!
Oh hello - The sanitising of her image has begun.
All is forgiven when you give to charity... what a selfless deed.
All is forgiven when you give to charity... what a selfless deed.
I genuinely gaspedI know Lorna loves a filter so I used one on her too....the old one ..never looked better love.
Probably showing us more so we won’t be surprised when we view it in rightmoveSomethings going on isn’t it, starts showing more of the flat then talking about looking at houses. Surely she wasn’t serious when she said do people actually work
maybe that’s why they’ve bought cushions and a throw to make it look homely What an absolute state she is here ‘on a night out ‘I can't believe I didn't notice the white door in the brown wooden panelling, it looks bloody awful!!!
I see she posted about an old evening out, where she attended a Victoria Secret event. In 2018. Be interesting to see if, when lockdown finally comes to an end and events like these start up again, whether she'll be getting any invitations. Other than ITS she seems to have been dumped. Last year we had Iconic, Rodial, Laura Mercier, By Terry to name a few.
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Sitting flashing her fanny off and look at the state of the fake tan on her hand
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