Her lips on her side profile where she says it’s chuffin raining on stories 
sausage lips.
also, them boots maker her feet look like size 9s.
sausage lips. also, them boots maker her feet look like size 9s.
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The worst thing right now is fashion influencers copying tiktoks. They’re all a cringefest. Most fashion influencers have to be 30+ now and are trying so hard to still be relevant.
Lorna’s outside is so unflattering. Why isn’t she wearing trousers? With those boots it makes her look so short and stumpy.
Lorna’s outside is so unflattering. Why isn’t she wearing trousers? With those boots it makes her look so short and stumpy.
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I don’t think I can bring myself to look at the comments. i was embarrassed for her watching that reel.Ladies, if you've finished cringing over the reel, I warn you that the adoring, fawning comments on her grid will set you off all over again.
Those bloody boots are awful! Is she pissed ????
I hope it’s not covid
Get well soon xThis is terrible, worse than the white skirt monstrosity!! I get that some influencers dress purely for photos or reels in outfits they wouldn’t necessarily wear to walk around all day in but you know this mental case has worn that to whatever spot she’s swigging Whispering Angel at this afternoon.I am so behind on this thread. Super busy during the week. Thought I’d bob on quickly to say what on earth is that reel?!!!I’ve watched about 4 times. That head turn, those knees popping out the boots and that stupid walk
*edit I spoke before I’d seen the story and apparently she wore the trousers but she’s still saying ‘the baby’ is she on a bleeping wind up horrible cow
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Does anyone else think she’s had a nose job?
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duck my TIN TRUMPET! It’s like she wants to get us on to the next thread in super quick time.
Felt compelled to type from sick bed as literally CANNOT cope with that thing she’s just posted. What the hell even is that and the badly fitting clothes and clodhopper boots?
well that’s prime fodder for Fuxy’s next project..
But... what music ?? Hmm...
This tit is bananas
? We know she loves Gwen?
OR... that bonkers theme music from Benny Hill
And she needs to wear a bra. It’s vile.
Felt compelled to type from sick bed as literally CANNOT cope with that thing she’s just posted. What the hell even is that and the badly fitting clothes and clodhopper boots?
well that’s prime fodder for Fuxy’s next project..
But... what music ?? Hmm...This tit is bananas
? We know she loves Gwen?OR... that bonkers theme music from Benny Hill
And she needs to wear a bra. It’s vile.
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Looks the same to me to be honest. Perhaps it appears smaller because the rest of the face is bigger?
Yeah I agree.. I think the face fillers and lip fillers make everything look different.
Why hasn't she done the clasp up on her 'baby'? Am I missing something?duck my TIN TRUMPET! It’s like she wants to get us on to the next thread in super quick time.
Felt compelled to type from sick bed as literally CANNOT cope with that thing she’s just posted. What the hell even is that and the badly fitting clothes and clodhopper boots?
well that’s prime fodder for Fuxy’s next project..
This tit is bananas
OR... that bonkers theme music from Benny Hill
And she needs to wear a bra. It’s vile.
Spot the baby? Yeah the queen baby. In that balenciaga jumper that looks like it’s from Romford market 
Imagine having a £800 or whatever they are jumper and wearing it screwed up like that.Spot the baby? Yeah the queen baby. In that balenciaga jumper that looks like it’s from Romford market
She thinks it looks cool. I think it’s looks better without the straps fully done up but it looks silly all open like that. Unhinged like her.
She needs to work on her transitions. My 10 year olds TikTok ( monitored by me obvs) are slicker.
And I thought lydias reels were bad
That is something else, what is she thinking
I just re-looked at lydias, they are so polished and well done compared to this turd
That is something else, what is she thinking
I just re-looked at lydias, they are so polished and well done compared to this turd
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Lorna Luxe #16 - the Insta reels are a holy show, is that the actual Eiffel Tower? Who bleeping knows.
FFS. ..... I can’t even look at her today !!!! I don’t think I’d be able to control my ranting tongue 
These sneak TL pics are bad enough !! She looks like a dumpy Russian prostitute that’s been ‘gifted’ her clothes from the local dustbinman !!!! @AllAboutTheMayhem fingers crossed you feel better soon ..
These sneak TL pics are bad enough !! She looks like a dumpy Russian prostitute that’s been ‘gifted’ her clothes from the local dustbinman !!!! @AllAboutTheMayhem fingers crossed you feel better soon ..You can’t polish a luxe.And I thought lydias reels were bad
That is something else, what is she thinking
I just re-looked at lydias, they are so polished and well done compared to this turd
I pray that it is not covid, I wish you all the best!
I hope you have a speedy recovery.
Am crying at your 'gift' from the dustbinman, she looks as though she's been round the block more often than the council dustcart!FFS. ..... I can’t even look at her today !!!! I don’t think I’d be able to control my ranting tongue
She is short and dumpy though!
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