Lorna Luxe

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I bet the convo at Hermes went like this

LL: I’d like a Birkin

Hermes: There’s a waiting list of 2 years

LL: mmm but I’d like a Birkin, I’m a influenza

Hermes: There’s a waiting list of 2 years

LL: But I’m a influenza with million followers

Hermes: There’s a waiting list of 2 years

LL: Don’t you know who I am?

OAP: she’s a princess

Hermes: There’s a waiting list of 2 years

LL: I WANT ONE

Hermes: please leave, don’t call us EVER

 
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I have my eye on a Rolex Oyster Perpetual. Maybe for my next big decade birthday! Haha. A nice watch says a lot about a person.
 
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I keep saying this, same will all the ITS posts
 
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Ha ha ha .. bet she starts wearing a watch now !. Ooh a ‘designer watch ‘ of course ... can’t wait for the pics
 
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Even her ring looks like it’s out of the 20p machine.

“I’m not sure what I will wear, maybe like a dress. Or maybe not, I don’t know” How many outfits did she take with her!? I’d have had an outfit planned for each night and perhaps one back up/emergency outfit

I have my eye on a Rolex Oyster Perpetual. Maybe for my next big decade birthday! Haha. A nice watch says a lot about a person.
I like watches myself but it’s not the be all and end all and not everyone’s thing I realise that, but I’m just putting things into perspective given how flash she is and loves a label and showing off. Why buy Bentley (even a crap old one) if you haven’t even got a kettle on your wrist.
 
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Why is there a wait to buy from Hermes? Genuinely don’t understand
 
Why is there a wait to buy from Hermes? Genuinely don’t understand
So they can be ‘special’

On .. Me and my partner have just had a lovely day in London .. went to a couple of galleries .. strolled around .. went to a couple of pubs .. had a lovely non expensive dinner in a little unknown restaurant another stroll round now back on the train ..!Team luxe have been in bed all day watching movies like they do in Horsham ! Then she had a bath .. then an hour later a shower ! Followed by a a room full of flowers and cake !then 3hourz getting ready to go out for dinner !!!! Seriously !! Get out and enjoy the city . You vain muppets
 
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If you eat cake, cheese, drink Rose

Not looking great, she’s put on a serious amount of weight recently, comfort eating? Too much time on her hands, bored?

 
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If you eat cake, cheese, drink Rose

Not looking great, she’s put on a serious amount of weight recently, comfort eating? Too much time on her hands, bored?

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Nothing wrong with that, and I felt mean about my fat face/double chin comment BUT it is wrong that she uses filters, slims herself down and basically lies to her audience, it's a different person on her grid! I think the eating disorder has just morphed in to a body disorder. It's not just comfort eating, it's comfort shopping! Said it before actually all very sad as I dont see a happy person when i watch her.
 
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If you eat cake, cheese, drink Rose

Not looking great, she’s put on a serious amount of weight recently, comfort eating? Too much time on her hands, bored?

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We all gain a little weight sometimes. She’s hardly fat!! No matter what I thought of her body I wouldn’t voice it here especially knowing she has had an eating disorder, you’re now moving into body shaming territory which I don’t personally think is cool but be that on your shoulders if you so wish.

As @Just watching it all says it’s the filtering, the editing, the overdone fillers and the overall fake luxe lifestyle that’s the problem.
 
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Seriously .. this is supposed to be sexy ?? Let alone luxe oMG. Somebody pleeese call the fashion police !!

Seriously .. this is supposed to be sexy ?? Let alone luxe oMG. Somebody pleeese call the fashion police !!
I thought it was Kat Slater at 1st view #eastenders

Going out for dinner at 10pm? Cheap seats.
Restaurant doesn’t look too busy !

Oh and LL please stop with those bloody awful close up stories of you putting on makes up .. vile vile
 

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That insta tutorial on her make up look. Oh dear. I thought she had her eyebrows microbladed? Lol, where are they? Also, the eyeliner! It’s funny cause I liked her and then I found this thread and it seriously made me realise how repetitive her life is and how there’s actually not that much too her! It is the same day in day out, quite sad really...
 
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She needs her eyebrows microbladed! Surprised no one has jumped on that with a freebie. She’s trying to give the illusion of brow lamination but the pencil look just isn’t working for me personally.

 
Haven’t yet looked today. Thought I’d give myself a morning off
 
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