OH GAWD !! She’s got another summer chavtastic line out now .. sweating in Santorini showing off her daily lead up to her birthday gifts from Mr L WTF I think theyre the perfect pretend luxe Instagram sham he even calls her Lornaluxe in his voucher ..this couple are unreal
they’ve forgotten who they really are 
Ah yes, In The Style have done well out of her collections so they have probably paid for the trip. Not that it’s disclosed of course. And it’s all been arranged to look completely coincidental that she’s on holiday, advertising all her clothes before the launch date. It wouldn’t surprise me if Lorna and her husband put together a press pack like that couple that got sponsors to pay for their engagement. It probably sets out where they want to fly, the hotel, what clothes will be shown, the posts and stories and comments that will be posted.Oh yeah Good spot Lechat .. prob paid for by Inthestyle .. LL new clothing line is still shite !!!
Those white trousers oooooo the cut is soo bad !!
Oh and WTF is it with the hair extension flick ..
her legs are shapeless and look like triangles .
She needs to be hauled uo by the fashion police and give ‘the luxettes their money back
Ive heard she’s got a collab with a handbag company too . She’s selling Mr L mahogany vintage skin for one of their new lines !
I can’t work it out either as there are two different bands and stones.It looks like she is wearing two rings with one off centre.
I think it’s one .. recently on Instagram she said she felt lost without her engagement ring as it was at the jewellers being remade with her anniversary diamonds !!! So brash and bling !!!
I can’t work it out either as there are two different bands and stones.It looks like she is wearing two rings with one off centre.
What ever it is it looks ridiculous.
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Just shows you money doesn’t give you class or style .. it’s just another thing to ‘show off on instagram’ LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT US. It wasn’t that long ago that none of us knew she was married now they’re the most loved up couple in the planet It’s hideous they are so brash and so vain .
She’ll have to be careful it doesn’t ‘catch her SUSTAINABLE polyester ITS dresses
. Oops do you know what they are ? Maybe youre contemplating sending your ring back cos Mr L didn’t get the right setting .. like your engagement ring post ... what was it 3 re settings ?? Now this is over what is LL going to boast about ?Instagram is all these people have. They don’t live in the real world. Everything they do is purely to post on Instagram. Sad really.I’m sorry .. but it’s your birthday and your 10th wedding anniversary and you’re still on Instagram ... loooooser. !!! Where’s the party ??? Where’s your friends
I know he’s your ex husband Jasmine but I think he’s mega controlling .. I think she’s completely lost ( but totally believes ). in her ‘own’ world of ‘I am the MOST beautiful woman In The world and I ABSOLUTELY look AMAZING in whatever shite I wear ‘!!Actually you don't see them with friends at all. Just the two of them....
