Lorna Luxe #8 Mile wide hats and pussy galore, plane full of presents yet she needs more
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Do you think she’s tried to add some sort of ab in this pic?
“What did we do after that John” Ugh why get the raisin involved? “Sunbathed” “He did, I don’t sunbathe” maybe YOU should try it because the fake tan doesn’t work for you love
At her big age you would think the novelty would’ve worn off with birthdays. I’m in my 20s and for mine I book a holiday and just love to be by the beach on that day it’s enough for me. Not one upping the last gift from the previous year
‘The raisin’“What did we do after that John” Ugh why get the raisin involved? “Sunbathed” “He did, I don’t sunbathe” maybe YOU should try it because the fake tan doesn’t work for you love
At her big age you would think the novelty would’ve worn off with birthdays. I’m in my 20s and for mine I book a holiday and just love to be by the beach on that day it’s enough for me. Not one upping the last gift from the previous year
She is definitely reading these threads
EYA Lorna! 
I used to like her content (before she interacted and over done it with the repeating buzzwords. Please stop with abluting, you sound like a twit).
The bragging of gifts and displaying them is one of the most selfish, vulgar and self absorbed stunt I’ve witnessed on Instagram.
I recall John buying her two pairs of heels, Feb maybe? She left them for a few days, then did an unboxing. She looked cold AF. No mention of a thank you to John. John has created a monster for sure.
Their relationship has to be the most dysfunctional I’ve witnessed, ever.
How will John cope once she’s found someone more muggy than John to pamper to her endless needs. Poor guy can’t even afford another pair of shorts to sunbathe in.
Oh yeah, don’t get the white one if you’re scared to spill stuff on it, get the one in a slightly blue tinted shade of white instead. duck me. Great choice.
I haven’t even looked at her stories yet today but you guys are just cracking me up!
Faves so far are “interludal rhymes with pot noodle” and “the raisin”
Faves so far are “interludal rhymes with pot noodle” and “the raisin”
It really is like they share a brain cell“What did we do after that John” Ugh why get the raisin involved? “Sunbathed” “He did, I don’t sunbathe” maybe YOU should try it because the fake tan doesn’t work for you love
At her big age you would think the novelty would’ve worn off with birthdays. I’m in my 20s and for mine I book a holiday and just love to be by the beach on that day it’s enough for me. Not one upping the last gift from the previous year
She's got the birthday countdown hoping brands will send her gifts!
And the hotel !
That L should be T for woman or even better C for ChavFor the blocked Tattlers this is today’s gift.
I wonder f they were pissed off cos that couple stole the best table
You described her perfectly in seven words:
"I don’t understand the point in her"
Thanks so much for all the laughs, you lot have had me absolutely roaring I keep coming here to write something and one of you has beaten me to it. I love that we all think exactly the same things. 
Also I’ve translated one of her Q&A answers about why she doesn’t do YouTube. Correction: “its harder to filter the duck out of my face and body in a YouTube video”.
I keep coming here to write something and one of you has beaten me to it. I love that we all think exactly the same things. Also I’ve translated one of her Q&A answers about why she doesn’t do YouTube. Correction: “its harder to filter the duck out of my face and body in a YouTube video”.
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This is why she won't do youtube... all from the past year, you can't easily hide what you actually look like on youtube! And youtube means actual work, she would want to employ someone to film and edit for her as it takes time.
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Jesus bleeping wept how to get the luxe lookOkay but tbh I'm not sure why she'd be so stressed about being without filters when she already posts stories where she looks like that:
Like I'm sorry but it can't get much worse than that?
Blimey she’s certainly ‘trimmed’ herself down in this pic .. #faker #photoshopped
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She posts stories like this to make herself seem more natural and a bit relatable, but still has that filter onOkay but tbh I'm not sure why she'd be so stressed about being without filters when she already posts stories where she looks like that:
Like I'm sorry but it can't get much worse than that?
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