So “Luxe”It looks like she has fucked her toes wearing badly fitting heels
Lorna Luxe #8 Mile wide hats and pussy galore, plane full of presents yet she needs more
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I’ve just looked back at thread one from the very beginning a few pages in is around about a year ago and feels like de ja vu
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Fabulous title @LadyLockdown ! Love it. Absolutely spot on.
it’s taken me an hour to catch up...
Just re the lesbian thing - didn’t she sort of half admit it shortly after it was mentioned on here? In one of her podcast things? I seem to recall her saying she had dabbled ( or words to that effect) basically reducing the impact of what was mentioned here.
I still can’t get over her not turning up for her own birthday party - how do you go from her cheating with another bloke to him buying Cartier for her- the cheater?
Ohhhh ... ohhhhhhh... penny dropping.
She’s the type to say it’s HIS fault she cheated... this is a BIG, HUGE feature of narcissism.. ( you guessed it..
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and because he’s a simpering old needy man he would have accepted blame and it would have all been his own fault because he hadn’t been paying her enough attention etc etc... that’s how these types roll....
god I need some beer in bed tonight.
If she gets that Hermes It’s going to be horrendous. All that fakery and no ones called her up on it. She’d be laughing her fillered head off if her face could move.
Also... I’m on the case regarding something else we’ve discussed recently, not saying until I’ve got Intel
it’s taken me an hour to catch up...
Just re the lesbian thing - didn’t she sort of half admit it shortly after it was mentioned on here? In one of her podcast things? I seem to recall her saying she had dabbled ( or words to that effect) basically reducing the impact of what was mentioned here.
I still can’t get over her not turning up for her own birthday party - how do you go from her cheating with another bloke to him buying Cartier for her- the cheater?
Ohhhh ... ohhhhhhh... penny dropping.
She’s the type to say it’s HIS fault she cheated... this is a BIG, HUGE feature of narcissism.. ( you guessed it..
)and because he’s a simpering old needy man he would have accepted blame and it would have all been his own fault because he hadn’t been paying her enough attention etc etc... that’s how these types roll....
god I need some beer in bed tonight.
If she gets that Hermes It’s going to be horrendous. All that fakery and no ones called her up on it. She’d be laughing her fillered head off if her face could move.
Also... I’m on the case regarding something else we’ve discussed recently, not saying until I’ve got Intel
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I never usually reply to these threads, I've been lurking for a while, but recently I just find lorna luxe sooo annoying and so tone deaf and reading this has been soo good love it
Ooohhhh. Vurrrryyyy interested to see what that isFabulous title @LadyLockdown ! Love it. Absolutely spot on.
it’s taken me an hour to catch up...
Just re the lesbian thing - didn’t she sort of half admit it shortly after it was mentioned on here? In one of her podcast things? I seem to recall her saying she had dabbled ( or words to that effect) basically reducing the impact of what was mentioned here.
I still can’t get over her not turning up for her own birthday party - how do you go from her cheating with another bloke to him buying Cartier for her- the cheater?
Ohhhh ... ohhhhhhh... penny dropping.
She’s the type to say it’s HIS fault she cheated... this is a BIG, HUGE feature of narcissism.. ( you guessed it..
and because he’s a simpering old needy man he would have accepted blame and it would have all been his own fault because he hadn’t been paying her enough attention etc etc... that’s how these types roll....
god I need some beer in bed tonight.
If she gets that Hermes It’s going to be horrendous. All that fakery and no ones called her up on it. She’d be laughing her fillered head off if her face could move.
Also... I’m on the case regarding something else we’ve discussed recently, not saying until I’ve got Intel
OMG ... the gushiness from her minions on Twitter is so nauseating
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No dramatic opening of the £300 gift today lol
For the blocked Tattlers this is today’s gift.
I wonder f they were pissed off cos that couple stole the best table
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I'm surprised she didn't caption it L for Luxe
ITS fillers and for show gifts
I thought the same about the second row tableFor the blocked Tattlers this is today’s gift.
I wonder f they were pissed off cos that couple stole the best table
bleeping state. How does she consider herself Luxe seriously 
And her eyelashes? Thick and glossy? No.
And her eyelashes? Thick and glossy? No.
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Zoom in on her hair on the pic of her necklace...look at them split ends! Wtf cut her hair?For the blocked Tattlers this is today’s gift.
I wonder f they were pissed off cos that couple stole the best table
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I’m quite new to Lorna used to just look at her page sometimes but i’ve been watvhing her stories lately ..
WTF is with the ‘IYYAAA’ god my ears bleed!! Also looks like she has a tash.
I’m quite new to Lorna used to just look at her page sometimes but i’ve been watvhing her stories lately ..
WTF is with the ‘IYYAAA’ god my ears bleed!! Also looks like she has a tash.
She’s just had it cut
I don’t think that hyaluronic face stuff has done her any good she looks more moon faced than ever !bleeping state. How does she consider herself Luxe seriously
And her eyelashes? Thick and glossy? No.
Another Fukkin ask us anything Q&A .. watch out for the same Questions..
Why can’t she just lay under an umbrella and read 1 of those many books she bought at the beginning of lockdown ?
It’s now called the interludel collection
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I just don’t get it... that playsuit is possibly the least “Luxe” piece of clothing I have ever laid my eyes on. It looks cheap, ill fitting and sweaty. Accessorising it with her orange tan definitely doesn’t help either.
I know that (like it or not) terrycloth was on the runway this year in some of the big shows but this literally looks like some fashion student got to work with a towel and a sewing machine.
I know that (like it or not) terrycloth was on the runway this year in some of the big shows but this literally looks like some fashion student got to work with a towel and a sewing machine.
Interludel? Rhymes with pot noodle..It’s now called the interludel collection
That chin....Filter fail. Is there a face mask big enough for it....
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I don’t know about you ladies but I just can’t compete with this ‘Luxe look!’ How to look expensive - from this puffed up orange lass...no thanks! 
Jesus she’s rough as a badgers arse!!
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What are people seeing that we dont???? I don’t get it!I don’t know about you ladies but I just can’t compete with this ‘Luxe look!’ How to look expensive - from this puffed up orange lass...no thanks!
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