I loved Jo Woods house. TBH Lorna’s whole segment was just shock for me, just marvelling at the real face and the insta lies. Does anyone know did she always speak like that or is it injectables gone wrong?
Lorna Luxe #45 Luxe where? Luxe who? Luxe how?
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PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE can someone dig out the planning application and find the local objections?!I wonder if the neighbours are old classic Warwickshire types and cannot believe the monstrosity that got planning next door… and also that a bleeping influencer bought it.oh my God I’d have moved straight away
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So where is the neighbour smackHead that she’s always tagging? Is he a smack head?
What I loved was that everyone except Lorna had loads of "stuff" that they had collected over the years - everything was relaxed & cozy not cold & sterile
I was thinking about the first table they got earlier, they clearly had no direction when they moved in (still don’t) and just randomly started filling it with cheap looking random crap.
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She’s spoke funny since she had the teeth and Botox around her mouth
Yea like Jo had wallpaper she had designed herself after a UFO encounter in Brazil with her then husband who’s in the most famous band in the world. Lorna has a table she ordered off Instagram….
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And pink splattered paint art work ‘that just works’Yea like Jo had wallpaper she had designed herself after a UFO encounter in Brazil with her then husband who’s in the most famous band in the world. Lorna has a table she ordered off Instagram….
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And pink splattered paint art work ‘that just works’
Where’s Charley boy kiddie scribble, that wasn’t in the show
Everyone else has a home but Lorna just has a building to showcase her shopping addiction.
I’d forgotten how much I hate the way she applies ‘lippy’ 
Talking whilst simultaneously applying. The all pink make up giving millennial year 10 school disco. I’m sure she’s intentionally making her hair look tit now just to keep us talking.I’d forgotten how much I hate the way she applies ‘lippy’
Probably counts us as engagement
she looks like hell. All seven circles of it. The wrinkly oversized clothing and that rats nest and the filters gone wrong are hysterical.
Can someone check her engagement numbers? Is she losing followers??
What fresh hell is this??
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She really looked at these and thought they would be a good look on her?
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Anything to hide the wine gut.
She’s not even got a Highlight about the programme on her grid .
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WTF !! He looks dreadful what’s with that Fukkin pose is he supposed to look Uber cool ? Poor fukker looks like he hasn’t go the strength to hold himself up and has to prop himself against a wall for every photo of him wearing his prison tracksuit and stupid coat . FFS no OAP goes out in a matching tracksuit with a Fukkin coat on top . And as for her ..FFS she looks like a scarecrow . Bet she actually eye Fukks herself whilst saying ‘mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all ?’
Well it certainly ain’t you Yawna . Cotswolds residents must have a right Ol laugh seeing these two out for a walk. Even though we all know their idea of a walk is from the car to the bar at SHF !
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I’ve just been trawling through the thread from 2020 chuckling away whilst looking for something and saw lots of posts from @miss trixie I wonder what happened to her ?
oh yes, she was a sweetie
Miss her and raspberry cheesecake too!
I was watching it thinking “thank god I’ve finished eating”I’d forgotten how much I hate the way she applies ‘lippy’
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I think her hair usually looks like a rats nest, but recently it’s gone way beyond that. No self respecting rat would still hanging around in that drafty nest what with winter on its wayProbably counts us as engagement
she looks like hell. All seven circles of it. The wrinkly oversized clothing and that rats nest and the filters gone wrong are hysterical.
Can someone check her engagement numbers? Is she losing followers??
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This is the post I was trawling through the threads for .. How many aviator jackets does one boring person need ? Same OL. Same OL .tit . Yawna 🥱
What’s next new Knee high boots or black beany hat ?
What’s next new Knee high boots or black beany hat ?
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