Lorna Luxe #44 L.A. (waste of) Space

[MirandaPriestly]

Wtf is this question???

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Was just bobbing on to say the same … no one genuinely wrote that John looks hot. No way on earth, he looks like a very very unwell, painfully thin cancer patient.
Lorna or her team wrote this, no real person. No way.

 

[geordielass72]

Ive not watched her in a week or two and sadly nothings changed except that John just looks desperately ill. She's pimping him out in a sweatshirt with her new brand logo on it, has hijacked his birthday (and sorry to say it could well be his last) for her launch.
You'd think any normal loving wife would make it a small private celebration, make memories and tailor it to what he's able for.
But no. Its the Lorna Show.
She really is a vile individual.

 

[Ohno25]

She swears by those Spotlight whitening strips! They were so great that she had all her teeth replaced

 

[ELT1506]

You could see he looked uncomfortable after he blew the candles out and the way he looked away from the camera. Her post of the two of them last night is completely false as she showed from their text exchange, hers is perfunctory at 11.47 - his are all lovey dovey but into the abyss as she doesn’t reply, then the ‘where are you’ at 01.40, that’s definitely a slip, kind of ruins the illusion of what she’s trying to portray. I actually feel awful for the man

 

[de beauvoir]

Why is John asking why she was at 0140?! Surely he must have known where she would be at that time?!

the way she doesn’t reply to any of his messages also

 

[Phil I Buster]

Does she not realise she looks like a complete cunt with that keyring on her arm talking about cheap leggings

keyring.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

“Erm love, I think youve got something stuck to your back…”. HONESTLY IS THIS A JOKE?!?

Its the most narcissistic thing to dress up a model like (a prettier thinner younger less mental) you. She even lent her her teeny tiny Hermes.

If you look closer it actually says KICK ME

 

[pink_norris]

FFS. She really does think she’s SJP doesn’t she !!

Hottest trend…..scarves……winter………….fuck off

 

[Reid88]

“My husband has felt so poorly the last few days but I still proceeded to throw a party at his home where he should be able to relax” Makes me feel sick!!

 

[LittleBirdie]

I'm glad to see John is wearing a Prada T shirt in bed and a Hermes blanket draped on his bed, bet it makes him feel so much better.........not.

But at least those luxe curtains will make him feel… like he’s back on a ward. Oh.

 

[Ohmydays]

She’s Fukkin turned his cancer round to being about her !.

 

[MirandaPriestly]

‘Her’ Barbie t-shirt?
Don’t have the screenshot but someone asked her to recommend a Barbie inspired outfit when the film came out and she gave some snippy response that it was overdone on IG and she wasn’t the target audience 🥸

 

[lucie_Lu]

I’m very excited to present you all with a new game! It’s called: Guess the garment: F&F by Tesco or Waste of Space by LL
The winner will get a completely new concept item from this season’s runway which we are calling a “scarf”. It can be worn with the other exclusive seasonal item the “coat”. Get guessing and may the odds be forever in your favour

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Compared to that dumb illiterate shit, Claire Channelle flogging coats at just under a grand, dumpster Lorna probably seems like a bargain to the nut jobs that are influenced.

Christ on a bike Lydia “ suddenly I’m upper class” Millen has written a book.

I might as well set fire to my education, cos who the hell even needs anything anymore, other than “ followers” .

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Why is John asking why she was at 0140?! Surely he must have known where she would be at that time?!

First thing I noticed. Poor bastard was obviously in bed whilst our little dumpling was out drinking til all hours! We know ( and he knows) what happened last time she started behaving like this.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Faux suede leggings. So basically all the ITS crap revisited but with a super inflated price tag. You almost have to admire the absolute brass neck

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Watching now - Abbey Clancy is everything alright hun, I quote “Lorna Luxe started the street style”

… what? “The” is the least problematic part of this statement!
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I’m sorry for the boomer picture of a screen but you’re fucking joking at this location? Sandwiched between Barretts homes for £2 mil? That crypto hype beast gremlin’s had them over big time

There’s not even a garden just a little car park? nooooo

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I agree. But last time she actually did cut her hair, it didn’t end well. She kind of morphed in to Joan Jett and kept doing something bonkers with the fringe.
Exhibit A B & C attached.

 

[CAT1975]

Tits I just don’t understand how she thinks her new brand will / can sell a £400 coat! Wtf! More expensive than established brands like Reiss, Hugo Boss, Barbour etc! I don’t get it!! Who the Fk is gonna buy it!!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Definitely a vanity project.

John looks horrifyingly unwell. Best buy the bloke a cake, given he can’t eat a fucking thing.