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Lorna Luxe #34 Mr pig and label bore, look how many brands they wore!
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But then no one would know it’s a Chanel!
Me too, I live in an old house and I love al the quirks of it. As I'm not an influencer I'd never post it online... but those kinds of people seem to! It's not like Lorna has privacy worries since she tells us where she is sitting to drink rosé at every given opportunity, giving any wannabe burglar prime opportunity to go and steal her designer handbag collection. Unless she's taken all 2846362 of them on her trip with her again...
She bangs in endlessly about have been a flight attendant and now complains about dry skin. She has soooo many tips and tricks - think she’d know to moisturize and don’t wear makeup on a plane. Silly idiot
Same! I was like “ where’s the bag then?”I thought it was the dust bag when she opened it. I was waiting to see the actual bag
Pass it on. tell your friends. The sooner this fake is exposed the better!
I thought it was the Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream for flights? No? All change!
She is as sly as they come this one, the assumptions she causes are very calculated. She'll say it's a privacy thing but if that was the case why she is happy to show off her bedroom but not the rest of the house which would be more public
She can't because the rest of the house doesn't exist/she doesn't own it.
If her home was the kitchen/bathroom/bedroom screenshots she steals from Pinterest, she'll be waltzing around with that camera and glass of wine in hand filming every corner to brag
Her modus operandi is BRAG BRAG BRAG
I'm new to this thread, but I've finally had enough of Lorna. The competitions she seems to run all seem fake, the endless holidays and the secrecy around this one is annoying.
The easel/TV stand irritates the life out of me.
John seems really creepy, I don't get the attraction, well apart from money.
I'm going to have a read through her wiki.
The easel/TV stand irritates the life out of me.
John seems really creepy, I don't get the attraction, well apart from money.
I'm going to have a read through her wiki.
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Thank you, I can't believe I thought she was stylish at one pointWelcome
Oh. My. God. What is that airport outfit?! A unitard? Isn’t she 40? Although that outfit isn’t appropriate at any age.
What the actual F is she wearing? A skin tight tiny unitard??
If she wasn’t hiding under a massive blazer she wouldn’t have been let
On the flight?!
If she wasn’t hiding under a massive blazer she wouldn’t have been let
On the flight?!
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I don’t even know where to start on this abomination. What even is it?! What’s the hat?! Surely her nips are hanging out under that blazer too?! How bad is the camel toe?! (I imagine she had to pick that unitard out of there for the photo). SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!
Hideous - money can’t buy taste. Wonder what the stylish Italians make of her.
Hideous - money can’t buy taste. Wonder what the stylish Italians make of her.
Oh to have been on that flight!!! The crew must be laughing their heads off at this disgusting look 
Loona you haven’t got a clue!! Truly awful and pull up your bloody top!! No one wants to see your cat teats!! 
Loona you haven’t got a clue!! Truly awful and pull up your bloody top!! No one wants to see your cat teats!! Attachments
It looks like two cats having a fight in a brown sackOh to have been on that flight!!! The crew must be laughing their heads off at this disgusting look
Well now you’re just being offensive to cats!It looks like two cats having a fight in a brown sack
Cor the resizing is ridiculous on that pic - the angles dont even make sense. I love you can still see the ol’ wine belly bulge tho
ALSO Imagine how sweaty that unitard crotch is gonna be
She really does think shes a 20yo hardbody off some athleisure photo shoot doesnt she - when actually she could be their mum 
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She will have sat on a seat in those knickers, and someone else will have to sit on it afterwards... and you know how I could never get why she had about 500 coats? She seems to be getting just as many oversized blazers. OR just saying she is... how often does she say she has ordered something, but then we never see her actually wear it?Cor the resizing is ridiculous on that pic - the angles dont even make sense. I love you can still see the ol’ wine belly bulge tho
ALSO Imagine how sweaty that unitard crotch is gonna be
God she looks like an Ol Trollope !! Didn’t she buy a black blazer in NYC that she was raving about .. ?? She’s so unimaginative and stylish let alone Luxe !!
My thread title vote goes to @annabelle_bronstein
and this …
“endless photos hiding her chins, yet another giveaway that noone wins”
I have so much to catch up on tits but is she bleeping joking about this jet lag mask? Seven seconds ago she said Elizabeth Arden was the best thing since sliced bread for her ugly-ass skin and now she’s hyping this random one?! How daft are her followers if they don’t see what she’s doing by now?! And why is she always so damn surprised her skin is awful?! She changes products like InTheShite changes their prices and is constantly smashing her face with her grubby hands
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