I can’t understand why so many middle aged women actually like her style… it’s basic, boring and and screams trying to be prada princess on a primark budget.
Lorna luxe #30 Yet Another ITS landfill shoot in Paris … groundbreaking
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Okay we have some bingo based name suggestions for the SHACKET ( tit jacket?)
MAN ALIVE! ( number 5)
DANCING QUEEN (baby) - ( number 17)
GET UP AND RUN ( number 31)
MAN ALIVE! ( number 5)
DANCING QUEEN (baby) - ( number 17)
GET UP AND RUN ( number 31)
Defo not a bruise, its some mark from poor editing as this photo there is no bruise! Also state of her nose.Photo is filtered to high heaven yet she leaves a bruise on her leg
A drunken bruise I’m sure. Stumbling into something when she fell off her hooves drunk on pissing angel
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Omfg we said this the other week as well.
Never see anyone “ bumping in to her” and posting pics. She’s barely recognisable ! What’s with the snout???
Who remembers discussing Kateehutchins on here recently ? Well bugger me look who hasn’t just appeared on Streetstyleluxe IG ( run by Ol QueenBaby ) .. Bobbed on it by Yawna obs…. Fukk me her whole time must be spent reading on Tattle life .
Must also take this opportunity to say sorry to Kate for the possible arrival of lornaluxe itchy AW dump now
Must also take this opportunity to say sorry to Kate for the possible arrival of lornaluxe itchy AW dump now
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Bahahahhahaha. Look at her FACE! She is not excited to have this pic out there. OMG. I’m dyiiiiing
Can someone please have a word with the girl in the pic? Genuinely concerned if the highlight of her trip to one of the most beautiful and culture-filled cities in the road was meeting Lumberjack Loona and her idea of the perfect man is a wrinkly old sugar daddy!
Assume Borna’s bed must be on fire this morning. What in the FoK is she doing up before 9am??
Here we go shilling makeup today, putting brown tit on her nose, how appropriate 
Forgot she was in Paris, my arse.
Updated Bingo card - any errors or changes just shout at me or you think I've crossed out where it shouldn't, I won't block you promise
Forgot she was in Paris, my arse.
Updated Bingo card - any errors or changes just shout at me or you think I've crossed out where it shouldn't, I won't block you promise
| Le Bristol | Breakfast on Terrace (ET option) | Prancing in ITS "designs" in front of Louvre | Sitting on wall legs a kimbo (ET in background) | |
| Story showing chain smokers Paris | Breakfast on table in Suite | |||
| Lunch pic of snails | Return of Vintage car trip | Daily drive by The Louvre | meeting the cat at Le Brisol | Raisin gets surprise Hermes |
| Trot trot across zebra crossing to Sex & the city music | Le Bristol room with Balloons | Rack of InTheShite clothes | Return of Airport pic, chanel cap, black joggers, white T, extensions, designer luggage | |
| Teeth Whitener | Fillet K (lovin it) | GRWM on hotel floor |
No, she’s worried other people have forgotten she’s in Paris so needed to be remindedHere we go shilling makeup today, putting brown tit on her nose, how appropriate
Forgot she was in Paris, my arse.
Updated Bingo card - any errors or changes just shout at me or you think I've crossed out where it shouldn't, I won't block you promise
Le Bristol Breakfast on Terrace (ET option) Prancing in ITS "designs" in front of Louvre Sitting on wall legs a kimbo (ET in background) Extravagant gift from RaisinStory showing chain smokers Paris Suite TourBreakfast on table in Suite Donkey kicking reel to some French ToonWine, bag, fags on table outside "favourite" barLunch pic of snails Return of Vintage car trip Daily drive by The Louvre meeting the cat at Le Brisol Raisin gets surprise Hermes Trot trot across zebra crossing to Sex & the city music Le Bristol room with Balloons Rack of InTheShite clothes Return of Airport pic, chanel cap, black joggers, white T, extensions, designer luggage GRWM game changer skin careTeeth Whitener Fillet K (lovin it) Diet Coke on breakfast tableGRWM on hotel floor White Chanel carrier on railings
If only we could have seen the Eiffel Tower behind her we would have known immediately… obviously it’s not floating today.
Oh Lord, that grubby looking contouring. 
All I see is Dawn French.
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That contouring brush. Ridiculous. She can’t sell make up. She spends so much time waffling or bigging herself up. I really like my nose. Great, good for you. She’s so unlikeable.
I've said this before, but she's such a dreadful ambassador for a beauty brand. Sloppy & unprofessional, she's too lazy to ensure she learns the name of the product she's pushing & then quite shamelessly admits to not knowing the essential information. She's an idle parasite who wants money for nothing.
100% I really don't understand why brands don't do their homework, she's useless!
'I really like my nose' all the better for TRUFFLING
She likes her nose because many of us have commented on the fact it looks entirely different on that picture with her “fan”
The nose is hardly the issue, it’s the way it looks entirely different in the unfiltered puff-pastry face!
The nose is hardly the issue, it’s the way it looks entirely different in the unfiltered puff-pastry face!
This has killed me @annabelle_bronstein - am currently like dead cow: flat on back with legs in air.Just gone on my Timehop and it was a year ago today i accidentally on purpose bumped into her and Bonnie Bint at Four Seasons 
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