Lorna would never get to sit with these beautiful Chanel ladies (hope the insta video link works!)
Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.
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Lorna would never get to sit with these beautiful Chanel ladies (hope the insta video link works!)
Mandatory? NoIf she’s so rich why doesn’t she shop at Waitrose? Get an Ocado shop delivered. Quick trip to the local M&S food court? That’s the real questionNot even a cheek jaunt to Saino’s. Also isn’t it mandatory to shop alone now, hope one of them is staying put in the car at Tesco.
Look at the state of this, not just the quality but the styling it’s so bad looks like it’s literally thrown on the wall 
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Could you imagine lorna there tho with that ridiculous puffed up face and god awful lips. Sitting in “ bent neck lady” style to try and make herself look something like her edited pictures.
Not forgetting old predatory boy lurking in the wings...
we do not need to see anything that’s been near her gusset. I mean, we’ve seen enoug when the baggy bollock thing was hanging down. Feel a bit sick now tbf.Look at the state of this, not just the quality but the styling it’s so bad looks like it’s literally thrown on the wall
Thrushy fanny and baggy bollock thing might just be the best lines in all these threads
Guys guys guys... I’ve been gone from these threads for so long because work has been mental and I’ve also been trying to convince myself I shouldn’t stoop to yawna’s ridic levels of internet usage. But omg. One quick little toot through of what I’ve missed and I can’t believe I ever left. YOU ARE ALL ICONIC
She just really can't be arsed trying these days can she?Look at the state of this, not just the quality but the styling it’s so bad looks like it’s literally thrown on the wall
I reckon she thinks she’s having the last laugh. I mean she puts in zero effort, looks bloody dreadful, puts out the most embarrassing REELS I’ve ever seen, sleeps for most of the day, watches disproportionate amounts of tv ( even in a lockdown) AND is clinically insane, yet gets paid for it.
But for how long...how long before the bubble bursts... what happens then?
John’s pension I suppose.
But for how long...how long before the bubble bursts... what happens then?
John’s pension I suppose.
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The fanciest sweatshirt she’s ever worked on !!
Is that because the logos are EMBROIDERED .. oh fukk off more like felt letters sewn on by machine. Look at the Fukkin puckering of the lettering .. cheap shabby shite .
Wtf does she look like in that skirt and boots ensemble
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she’s taken note @pink_norris and hidden the ripped up tatty thrushy gusset fanny opening (. Ooh the wording’s made me feel
. Sorry gals)
Is that because the logos are EMBROIDERED ..
oh fukk off more like felt letters sewn on by machine. Look at the Fukkin puckering of the lettering .. cheap shabby shite .Wtf does she look like in that skirt and boots ensemble
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she’s taken note @pink_norris and hidden the ripped up tatty thrushy gusset fanny opening (. Ooh the wording’s made me feel
. Sorry gals) Attachments
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I know I’m heading to a place on the suspicious list here but her Q&A tonight was slightly less dull.
She put some effort into her thoughts on her latest TV series, gave a small anecdote about her wedding day that wasn’t an outright gloat, and made an effort to seek out a tweet that explained what’s happening on Wall Street (because clearly herself or John have no clue what’s going on economically in the world).
However we had to suffer through the ITS shite, and lies like “I burned the pasta...” ugh why oh why does she make out like she’s such a useless and pampered princess. It’s just not desirable or chic. So cringy
She put some effort into her thoughts on her latest TV series, gave a small anecdote about her wedding day that wasn’t an outright gloat, and made an effort to seek out a tweet that explained what’s happening on Wall Street (because clearly herself or John have no clue what’s going on economically in the world).
However we had to suffer through the ITS shite, and lies like “I burned the pasta...” ugh why oh why does she make out like she’s such a useless and pampered princess. It’s just not desirable or chic. So cringy
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REALLY ?????? You forgot the reference to her crew days . I’ll put your comment down to Lockdown boredom . No suspicious list this time .
The “enchanté” sweater kills me.The fanciest sweatshirt she’s ever worked on !!
Is that because the logos are EMBROIDERED ..
Wtf does she look like in that skirt and boots ensemble
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she’s taken note @pink_norris and hidden the ripped up tatty thrushy gusset fanny opening (. Ooh the wording’s made me feel
It literally says “nice to meet you”
OMG. .. those women ooze style ...
Ol Yawna doesn’t have an ounce of style or elegance.
If she started out on IG now no way would she have 1M followers ..
She’s just a Fukkin chav wannabe .. her greed for stuff and attention is embarrassing
She’s got 1M followers and does nothing but try and flog her Fawnas crap. She’s not an influencer she’s a Fukkin Del Boy !
lockdown is going REALLY badly for me then, if suddenly Lorna’s content is looking more appealingREALLY ?????? You forgot the reference to her crew days . I’ll put your comment down to Lockdown boredom . No suspicious list this time .
Exactly. Anything to make her appear slightly air head but witty and as un-housewife as possible. It’s proper cringe and apparent that she’s been watching far too much TV.The burning of the pasta really grates on me. It’s so obviously a lie. How do you even burn pasta anyway? You can cook it too long so it’s soggy but surely to burn it you’d have to put it in a pan with zero water
How bad are these? Wouldn’t look amiss on that stall in Albert Square.The fanciest sweatshirt she’s ever worked on !!
Is that because the logos are EMBROIDERED ..
Wtf does she look like in that skirt and boots ensemble
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she’s taken note @pink_norris and hidden the ripped up tatty thrushy gusset fanny opening (. Ooh the wording’s made me feel
Love how these are fancy when she had the Chanel jumper that cost £3k
her comment on it’s a sin / RTD just sounded like she’d lifted it from a critic’s review
It's was also a nod to the 'I have the perfect husband' charade, because obviously John got a mention by her saying that he still ate it despite it being burnt. The whole 'anniversary of the day we met / date night' got right up my nostrils anyway, particularly when she rolled her eyes in her stories and looked slightly bored when she announced that it was all John's idea to start celebrating the day they met (I think her words were along the lines of 'Apparently we have to celebrate that too now') Yeah, like it wasn't all her idea so that John could buy her pressies. Whattalottashit.
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