A VERY BAD part of me wanted the punchline to be THE GROPER WAS... OMR
A VERY BAD part of me wanted the punchline to be THE GROPER WAS... OMRI had my ass groped in Paris once.
I worked there for a year in my late 20’s ( thats actual work, not influencing).
Anyhow, my boyfriend at the time, came over to visit one weekend and we did loads of shizzle around the city. We were on the metro thing and it was rammed. I kept feeling my ass get squeezed, some might describe it as “significant gropage” , which I naturally assumed was my boyfriend.
However after a few minutes I realised that I was actually holding one hand of my boyfriend and his other hand was on the roof handle things.
So who was feeling me up???The weirdy lurking Pervy Mcperverson standing behind me is who! Well.
Quite the highlight of my 20’s that’s for sure.
(See, mamma TIT had a life once, too)
I hope that part about the influencer passing wasn’t insensitive with @RaspberryCheesecake husband still being in hospital. I was just highlighting how these people are out here behaving like idiots thinking they are above everything and meeting their fate.Sounds awful and I understand your frustrations that would make me so angry seeing people not wearing masks etc! I feel there’s too large a portion of people who don’t give a shit until it directly affects them. What about the influencer who kept saying covid was a conspiracy and wasn’t real. He caught it and died.
I was actually going to write that it was him as the faux ending to my bum groping story for a little comedy value.A VERY BAD part of me wanted the punchline to be THE GROPER WAS... OMR
The ‘predatory pourer’ still makes me quake with mirthI was actually going to write that it was him as the faux ending to my bum groping story for a little comedy value.
Emanuel was my betI was actually going to write that it was him as the faux ending to my bum groping story for a little comedy value.
A.What’s everyone thinking re the gifted wine
A. Gonna drink all 3 bottles tonight
B . ‘Gift’ them to Emanuel
C. Pack them in their luggage to quaff at HH
Not at allI hope that part about the influencer passing wasn’t insensitive with @RaspberryCheesecake husband still being in hospital. I was just highlighting how these people are out here behaving like idiots thinking they are above everything and meeting their fate.
Erm... "Luggage's", according to her Q&AWhat’s everyone thinking re the gifted wine
A. Gonna drink all 3 bottles tonight
B . ‘Gift’ them to Emanuel
C. Pack them in their luggage to quaff at HH
‘luggage’s’ was offensive on many fronts, not least the erroneous apostrophe..Not at all
Erm... "Luggage's", according to her Q&A
can anyone fill me in on this? Is it not a before and after pic?I just went on and looked at her stories and it really fucking pisses me off that she uses that “after” pic for Philip Kingsley. Literally conning people.
A!What’s everyone thinking re the gifted wine
A. Gonna drink all 3 bottles tonight
B . ‘Gift’ them to Emanuel
C. Pack them in their luggage to quaff at HH
She made a huge (paid) song and dance about the pk products making a difference to her weedy tresses, but basically had her hair dyed as the ‘after’ shot so of course it was going to look visually thicker as the roots were darker again. Ever since the original fine hair situation has been obvious as captured in numerous tattle screen shots. Just another paid for long con basically. Plus ca changecan anyone fill me in on this? Is it not a before and after pic?
She had the same hairline then too ..and has probably straightened curly hair for years no wonder it’s like bits of string now . I’ve got long curly hair and I’m not a big fan of the PK elastiser.def couldn’t use it dailySo the pic of her as wee girl she looked like Annie! And assuming she’s naturally ginger thats why her hair fades so fast! She’s just a pure fraud and can’t accept who she really is.
Right. Let’s report bungle and zippy to the cops and get all there fake clobber and give it to the homeless appreciation society.I think we're all more than irked by her failure to recognise this pandemic @Fluffy81 I, too, don't believe that she will truly self-isolate for 14 days as she does whatever she likes. However, she would be very stupid indeed not to respect this requirement. Failure to self-isolate when required became illegal in the UK last month. Those who are caught face a fine up to £10,000 (or the price of 3 Chanel jumpers). Interesting point to note: super-spreading f*ckwits returning to England from France must complete a declaration, stating where they will be self-isolating for the next 14 days. This should be their usual place of residence, although it may be a hotel or other temporary accommodation. This location cannot be changed during these 14 days i.e. these f*ckwits must remain in situ. The only exception is in the case of an emergency (I wouldn't think that relocating to Mayfair to be handy for Cecconi's & Chanel would cut it). Further interesting point to note: the authorities are encouraging the public to be vigilant about reportingf*ckwitspersons breaching these rules. In fact, Sussex Police have a spot on their website intended for fulfilling such a purpose. Just saying.......
You're too kind giving her all this. Saint @AllAboutTheMayhemWith as much money as they have I’m really looking forward to seeing the pics of the private jet back from France!
Just in time for the next national lockdown.
We need to thjnk up some content ideas for Lorna cos she’s going to be struggling like buggery to find AT LEAST one month of content.
I’ll issue my predictions then we can do some lockdown Lorna bingo. Yay!!
* Giveaway
* Charity sale ( John will sort it all because she’s so lazy and needs a big old rest from doing absolutely fuck all, all year )
* GRWM ( with or without filters?? )
* Online shopping “ I bought , I bought , I bought”
* Another Giveaway as her numbers really plummet when she’s not twatting around street corners getting photographed near bins.
* A live chat with either Penhaglions / BLM influencer ( she won’t have researched any content for this and will most likely be day-drunk with neck at a jaunty angle to disguise unfiltered face)
* More Online shopping because she really likes to shove her “ wealth” in the faces of the nation when they’re mainly struggling.
* A guest Q/A from Whipping boy whereby she asks the same questions to herself as she has done for the last 2 years
* Relentless posting of Parisian apartments and dining rooms that don’t belong to her
* Relentless posting of skinny women’s nipples and HERMAYS Birkins ( Black / GHW)
* No mention of lockdown / covid / economical / mental health struggles (although I will caveat this... there will be no mention of it UNLESS her numbers REALLY dwindle and she will bring up HER eating disorder and somehow make it ALL about her)
* Giveaway
* Reminder to everyone that she did have a job as an air hostess once. 2 decades ago.
I’m gonna throw inWith as much money as they have I’m really looking forward to seeing the pics of the private jet back from France!
Just in time for the next national lockdown.
We need to thjnk up some content ideas for Lorna cos she’s going to be struggling like buggery to find AT LEAST one month of content.
I’ll issue my predictions then we can do some lockdown Lorna bingo. Yay!!
* Giveaway
* Charity sale ( John will sort it all because she’s so lazy and needs a big old rest from doing absolutely fuck all, all year )
* GRWM ( with or without filters?? )
* Online shopping “ I bought , I bought , I bought”
* Another Giveaway as her numbers really plummet when she’s not twatting around street corners getting photographed near bins.
* A live chat with either Penhaglions / BLM influencer ( she won’t have researched any content for this and will most likely be day-drunk with neck at a jaunty angle to disguise unfiltered face)
* More Online shopping because she really likes to shove her “ wealth” in the faces of the nation when they’re mainly struggling.
* A guest Q/A from Whipping boy whereby she asks the same questions to herself as she has done for the last 2 years
* Relentless posting of Parisian apartments and dining rooms that don’t belong to her
* Relentless posting of skinny women’s nipples and HERMAYS Birkins ( Black / GHW)
* No mention of lockdown / covid / economical / mental health struggles (although I will caveat this... there will be no mention of it UNLESS her numbers REALLY dwindle and she will bring up HER eating disorder and somehow make it ALL about her)
* Giveaway
* Reminder to everyone that she did have a job as an air hostess once. 2 decades ago.
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