So she's likely to be arriving back to a 4 week lockdown... interesting!
Lorna Luxe #16 Still needs a shower but she's busy photoshopping the Eiffel Tower
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Have a feeling they might end up back in London you know. So they can get food etc delivered.
I keep getting ads for ‘sondar stays’ it’s like it’s written in the stars...
Me too hahah
It’s literally a piece of cows arse. I just don’t understand how this is even a thing. Patting someone on the back for feigning wealth, which is a made up concept anyway. Boils my bleeping piss.
Is she having the birkin with silver hardware that he’s just got?
She needs to shut the duck up with the gluttony when the uk is about to have another lockdown.
Honestly these influencers are so vile and tone deaf!
It's on the plane.......cue shot of Hermaaaaays on the seat........it's on its way.
So basically Lorna is such a chav Hermes refused to sell to her direct so she (OM) had to prob pay concerige at the hotel to sort her out in Paris's now Parisian Sweet to secure her Birkin, pathetic really.
Wait!! What???
Are we saying she's getting the Birkin? If so, that sounds like a new thread title to me;
The Birkin and the Berk
And who knew that "berk" is an abbreviation of rhyming slang for my favourite word .... Berkshire (or Berkeley hunt) = bleep
If she's getting another Hermaaaays, she'll want to get her grubby, perma-tanned mitts on it toute de suite. If she's "quarantining" in London, how's she going to get it without breaking Covid regs? If she goes straight back to HH, I can't see her being able to wait 14 days before she gets her greedy, skanky mitts on it, without breaking Covid regs. Hmmm, interesting.........
On a separate note, @LadyLockdown have you been doing a happy dance since it became airborne?
On a separate note, @LadyLockdown have you been doing a happy dance since it became airborne?
I read it as its his dream bag and he wants to arrange their babies to meet.....fffs massive eye roll
Seriously? And this one is at large in the community? No words.I read it as its his dream bag and he wants to arrange their babies to meet.....fffs massive eye roll
I didn’t know what he meant. duck me could you get any more bleeping vapid AND DEAF.
And Lorna is asking people to discuss her bleeping hair care whilst some people are waiting to see if they even have a job, a lively hood, a home.
You stupid , thick, entitled, vapid, simpering. INCREDIBLY unwell, vacuous, self centred, self obsessed utterly repellent BINT.
I know you don’t like negativity Lorna. But you ARE negativity. I’m raging.
Thing is, Lorna has probably convinced herself that the FAWNERS don’t actually want her to discuss or acknowledge political / societal issues because they watch her purely for escapism, a break from reality.
But she’s not all that. No life ends if she fucks off and shuts up, mortgages don’t stop getting paid if she shuts the duck up, People don’t become suicidal and miss their families if she keeps her trap shut about her Hermes and month long trips to Paris.
duck off. Seriously.
And Lorna is asking people to discuss her bleeping hair care whilst some people are waiting to see if they even have a job, a lively hood, a home.
You stupid , thick, entitled, vapid, simpering. INCREDIBLY unwell, vacuous, self centred, self obsessed utterly repellent BINT.
I know you don’t like negativity Lorna. But you ARE negativity. I’m raging.
Thing is, Lorna has probably convinced herself that the FAWNERS don’t actually want her to discuss or acknowledge political / societal issues because they watch her purely for escapism, a break from reality.
But she’s not all that. No life ends if she fucks off and shuts up, mortgages don’t stop getting paid if she shuts the duck up, People don’t become suicidal and miss their families if she keeps her trap shut about her Hermes and month long trips to Paris.
duck off. Seriously.
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Isn’t he a friend of a tattler on here ?
( I’m so sorry for my typos as soon as I get a job I’ll replace my sellotaped screened iPad
)Why does her face look SO swollen in her stories this morning?
Anyone follow Donna Ida? She’s funny, does love her Gucci but even she saw sense at this...
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