Lorna Luxe #14 Pointless trip to Paris, no mask in sight, trying to flog ITS Flammable tripe!

[Lagertha Queen of Kattega]

Tattlers what's happened has she received a Birkin I'm A blocked

 

[NaomiBella]

Never heard of this site til i did a google on LL, a lot of my major annoyances with her have been confirmed!

The "i wear a size 12" has been bugging me for ages, she looks a 6/8 and now the HUGE editing makes sense.

Her layers of lies don't add up to anyone with half a braincell.

Wait, wait, wait. I haven’t commented on a Lorna thread in ages, but they basically didn’t rent an apartment in Paris because they were worried about lockdown closing all the restaurants, and therefore they would starve? Ffs, you ridiculous bint, it’s called an effing supermarket! Cook something you lazy cow.

Shame that madame Lorna cannot cook! Not even the basics! Sigh!

 

[Neddy Bezzie]

I just tried to message you and you’re not allowed them either !!

I think that may be down to the members settings. I've clicked on members avatars in the past to get a better look at them.....Clearly for the lols!... ... And on some I get the message that the member limits their profile ....

 

[Ohmydays]

T
that’s the one! Don’t you think? Or is it just me been savage

You’re being too kind

 

[Ohmydays]

Just bobbed over to eBay and Depop and there's a lot of lorna landfill shite for sale

What did you buy ?

 

[Tabitha]

I’m sorry to be a killjoy but how do we know aliexpress haven’t copied the clothes and used the same pictures? It’s known that they do this.
Just look up ‘lace dress’ and you’ll see lots of copies of self portrait.

 

[Its_Me]

Tbh, I have a feeling that the Kelly is a second hand Why? Because she always posts a least 10 pictures outside and inside stores when she goes shopping for shoes and bags at for example Chanel etc. And I cannot magine her not wanting to “flaunt” her shopping for a Kelly at Hermes That would be her biggest achievement in life. She would snap at least 100 pictures from the process. So I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a second hand. Also, what kind of “coincidence” is it that she is standing at the balcony after a nap in the exact same moment sugardaddy is passing by with the bag? Filming it - with music? That is wierd.

It seems more likely but the the Hermes tag on the bag with the hotel name and room number is throwing me off.

 

[NaomiBella]

How repulsive are her followers. Imagine saying something like this

I saw that yesterday and thought absolutely ridiculous!

 

[Hiyaaaa93]

Hiyaaaa so legend has it that Lorna was the one who overheard that flight convo between the Hermes executive and Jane Birkin. She was a flight attendant after all. Oh and the fact she’s an old lady trying to come off as a 36 year old.

 

[miss trixie]

INTERWEB UPDATE
ITS Insta, Billie post continues.....Tattle makes debut

 

[miss trixie]

Ooo Daddy get a picture of me with my new bag. To show all my fake friends.

Such a sad life

What about the warping? Masonry to the left of Guerlain. Filtered much?

 

[Agsfam]

@Mickybrowneyes with Hermès it can vary a fair bit depending on the type of leather you get/the hardware/even the colour (as some colours are more desirable). I think a Kelly like that would probably cost around £13-15k? But someone else fancier than me may have a better idea!
Also, hi everyone 🤍 lurked on this thread for the LONGEST time and I’ve decided to finally take the plunge! You all make me piss myself on a regular basis - thanks for keeping me entertained during lockdown xx

oh definitely less than that. Last time I was on the market for a birkin they were abt £6500k, Kelly was similar. That was obviously few years ago,. Not bought H bag in ages!

 

[Its_Me]

Wonder how john feels about her constantly saying “mother and child” when in fact he so desperately wanted a family, as was pointed out by @Jasmine

I did wonder today though if he was the one who ended up not being able to have babies. And perhaps that’s why she left him circa 2017 but he enticed her back with the promise of bags and whatever else she wanted. Makes me feel sick even thinking someone would do that. Benefit of the doubt is it’s just her way of ‘coping’ but if so she needs help with that.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I didn’t follow suxy...

I don’t understand how she can find your account to block you if you blocked her though? You should be invisible.

Exactly.

 

[Hej]

Who was it with - the one she openly admits to?

Yes, give us some details

 

[tired&uninspired]

Have you possibly used that account to commented on ITS or anything linked to her she could have seen and then blocked you, like she did with any Suxy followers?

sorry I’m late to comment but there are those apps where you see who has blocked you so I wonder if she has one of those? But even so it should just show as one less person blocking her so unless she’s kept a note of us all and checks it - still seems like a lot of hard work and effort! But, what else is she doing really!

 

[NaomiBella]

I wish Caroline Hirons would look closer to home and see that Lorna Luxe does this every single day. Talk to your mate Caroline! You put her name in your skincare book yet she filters, smooths, and warps her face when selling skincare and makeup, ad or no ad.

In fact all of the comments in that post (if some follow Lorna - need to be aware that your favs do the same thing too)

 

[quarantinequeen13]

If I was Hermes I'd be pissed as they obviously didn't want to sell her a bag. Guessing hotel concierge claimed they had a vip client to get her the bag. I'm thinking Sam Jones in SATC when she uses Lucy Lui's name to buy hers I'm hoping someone from Hermes rocks up and snatches it back calling her le plouc if you've seen the dreadfully good Emily in Parais you'll get the reference

She is rengarde !

 

[Catslife]

I know I saw that cat meow

I hope that Sonja ignores LL, I have a feeling LL went public because she couldn’t get her attention privately.



It’s fag ash

They’re both just grubby.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

[/QUOTE]

Alright there Lorna calm down

*Adds to suspicious list


or just get someone you have things in common with who makes you laugh

Honestly I'm the last person to even be considered for the suspicious list (I can truthfully say I'd never even heard of Lorna Sux until three months ago!) -- I just have a thing about grammar and pronunciations. One of my downfalls...