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Do you know what’s funny about Lorna and her little bag collection. Obviously she 100% loves the adoration she gets from her blind fans on them.

But anyone who truly is a designer bag collector knows it’s better to buy vintage. The quality is so much better. You only buy these new bags if you’re new to buying bags, if you’re truly Luxe you’d know that hun.

Most of these bags are now mass produced in China, then sent to Italy or France for the final stitches just so they can print they were made there
But tbf she’s only buying the for the brand which is the only reason people buy vintage also. There isn’t any difference apart from new vs second hand
 
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Haven’t we already established it’s Paris? She says she has work opportunities there.
Yes you are right, I posted before seeing her stories and later posts on here.

“I get itchy feet” We’ve all got itchy feet Lorna but WE ARE IN THE MIST OF A WORLD PANDEMIC!!!!

*midst 😆
Wash it then Lorna, innit! 🤣

“I get itchy feet” We’ve all got itchy feet Lorna but WE ARE IN THE MIST OF A WORLD PANDEMIC!!!!

*midst 😆
Wash it then Lorna, innit! 🤣
Oh God it’s gone up 😳😬 oh yeah for sure she ain’t moving there 😅



I know a couple people who work on Bond Street and this is what they’ve said in the past, possibly could be about other brands. I think you’re right about Chanel being made around Europe.
I agree with @Its_Me, no way this applies to Chanel or Hermes, some brands have not compromised 😊
 
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I really agree with the use of the word relocation. I have a friend who reminds me so much of Lorna 😭 and I have the strongest memory of her applying for a job a few years ago and it was all “my agent this my agent that” as though she was an amazing actor 😂but as we all know recruitment agents (Which is all it was) are 10 A penny when you’re a professional woman - I think it’s so interesting how these little creeps in language work to paint a picture

I don’t get the Paris stuff- renting out Hh would bring in £1,000- £1400 pcm maybe.

I do wonder if she’s had a sudden windfall from ITS ( a poster on a previous thread broke down how she could end up with a fair amount of short term cash from her collections) and she’s sticking in a few k to rent something. Like she’s been sticking in a few k to buy jumpers and bags- if you don’t worry about paying tax or pension it’s quite easily done
 
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Yes you are right, I posted before seeing her stories and later posts on here.


Wash it then Lorna, innit! 🤣


Wash it then Lorna, innit! 🤣

I agree with @Its_Me, no way this applies to Chanel or Hermes, some brands have not compromised 😊
Oh god I still haven’t recovered from the state of those feet!!
 
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If she spends any decent amount of time in Paris she'll be hitting up appointments at the Hermes nursery daily...
 
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Bonnie is a bleeping moron but at least she looks like she’s had a wash and also has the conde nast background
 
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Watched it earlier and died at this still...
Together her and Loony are Stretch and Soft 🤣
Bonnie Bint Pin head 😂😂😂😂

Grab yourself some bargains lots to be had In The rit LL

I’d be surprised if they carry on with her she’s not selling well, loads of stock left and ITS are all about money they won’t waste time if they don’t get sales

Personally I’m considering this gem early treat for me 😂🤢💩
 

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Bonnie Bint Pin head 😂😂😂😂

Grab yourself some bargains lots to be had In The rit LL

I’d be surprised if they carry on with her she’s not selling well, loads of stock left and ITS are all about money they won’t waste time if they don’t get sales

Personally I’m considering this gem early treat for me 😂🤢💩
That’s a joke is it? £30 to £5 and it only ‘launched’ last month! I wish In The Style would fall off the face of the earth they make me sick.
 
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Bonnie Bint Pin head 😂😂😂😂

Grab yourself some bargains lots to be had In The rit LL

I’d be surprised if they carry on with her she’s not selling well, loads of stock left and ITS are all about money they won’t waste time if they don’t get sales

Personally I’m considering this gem early treat for me 😂🤢💩
£5 wtf even that's too much money for that dishcloth ! It'll end up on the website Everything 5ive pounds
 
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Bonnie Bint Pin head 😂😂😂😂

Grab yourself some bargains lots to be had In The rit LL

I’d be surprised if they carry on with her she’s not selling well, loads of stock left and ITS are all about money they won’t waste time if they don’t get sales

Personally I’m considering this gem early treat for me 😂🤢💩
It baffles me why people even buy it at launch knowing that within 2 weeks MAX it will be 40/50% off. Shows how cheap it must all be made for. I noticed the other day she said she had put ideas to the design team so she’s moved away from trying to imply that she’s designed the collection herself 🤣 ( She didn’t even know what colours it was going to be in... pretty sure you would if you’d designed a collection!(

Shall we have a little wager on this trip to Paris being entirely about the ITS autumn giga-tit-drop?
I’ll start off by betting a Nars AfterGlow lip balm.

(Obvs she will try and disguise it as ABSOLUTELY NOT A TRIP FUNDED BY ITS and pretend her wealth, fame and global success is what landed her in Paris)
 
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To live comfortably in LA you need at least 250k annually and to have half decent property u need $1mil up. Trust me on this one :)
they are NOT moving to LA, they would not be able to afford it 🤷🏻‍♀️ Even if HH was up for rent
I agree. Especially the level of " comfort" lifestyle she shows on IG. Her a can't afford LA. She also would need an entire bleeping wardrobe all together even if she could afford LA in her wildest dream.
If she spends any decent amount of time in Paris she'll be hitting up appointments at the Hermes nursery daily...
to buy an orange " baby" to match her skin bc she hasn't bought enough designer stuff during pandemic .
 
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If you were actually moving somewhere the story wouldn’t be “we are relocating tomorrow if all goes to plan” that tit would have been planned and firmly in place. I know maybe if you’re buying a house in UK completion day could get delayed but we are talking about supposedly relocating to another country. Which in itself is absurd given the current situation. I know everyone has their different thoughts & feelings surrounding covid at the moment but the fact is the governments will do what they want and you don’t know what the situation might be next week!

She’s so reckless it’s unreal and I can’t believe that John is as foolish as he is to go along with it.
 
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It baffles me why people even buy it at launch knowing that within 2 weeks MAX it will be 40/50% off. Shows how cheap it must all be made for. I noticed the other day she said she had put ideas to the design team so she’s moved away from trying to imply that she’s designed the collection herself 🤣 ( She didn’t even know what colours it was going to be in... pretty sure you would if you’d designed a collection!(

Shall we have a little wager on this trip to Paris being entirely about the ITS autumn giga-tit-drop?
I’ll start off by betting a Nars AfterGlow lip balm.

(Obvs she will try and disguise it as ABSOLUTELY NOT A TRIP FUNDED BY ITS and pretend her wealth, fame and global success is what landed her in Paris)
Maybe she’ll hire that videographer again .. remember the hideous video .? 😂😂
The clothes looked really rit .. yes even more rit than normal 😳 the fit was awful , she was waddling round in that hilarious walk, moon faced and with a full piss tank .. it used to be saved to her highlights but I think it’s gone ..
I’m thinking as it’s A/W collection don’t forget she’s already hinted ( lots of coats and a matching skirt 🙄 ) do you think she’s gonna put a beret with it ? I’m vurrrry interested to see how they plan this shoot 😷😷😷

If you were actually moving somewhere the story wouldn’t be “we are relocating tomorrow if all goes to plan” that tit would have been planned and firmly in place. I know maybe if you’re buying a house in UK completion day could get delayed but we are talking about supposedly relocating to another country. Which in itself is absurd given the current situation. I know everyone has their different thoughts & feelings surrounding covid at the moment but the fact is the governments will do what they want and you don’t know what the situation might be next week!

She’s so reckless it’s unreal and I can’t believe that John is as foolish as he is to go along with it.
Don’t forget how unorganised ITS are !!! They couldn’t even get the name of her collection right on the day off it’s launch 😂😂
Ol Frisby has spent his time travelling abroad as well so I do believe they think everything is back to normal re covid .. actually she’s never really acknowledged it .. mats
Re OMR ... What the Pwincess wants the Pwincess gets. Next pic we’ll see will be 7 suitcases , big weird Chanel, numerous holdall’s at Eurostar 🤔
 
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Maybe she’ll hire that videographer again .. remember the hideous video .? 😂😂
The clothes looked really rit .. yes even more rit than normal 😳 the fit was awful , she was waddling round in that hilarious walk, moon faced and with a full piss tank .. it used to be saved to her highlights but I think it’s gone ..
I’m thinking as it’s A/W collection don’t forget she’s already hinted ( lots of coats and a matching skirt 🙄 ) do you think she’s gonna put a beret with it ? I’m vurrrry interested to see how they plan this shoot 😷😷😷


Don’t forget how unorganised ITS are !!! They couldn’t even get the name of her collection right on the day off it’s launch 😂😂
Ol Frisby has spent his time travelling abroad as well so I do believe they think everything is back to normal re covid .. actually she’s never really acknowledged it .. mats
Re OMR ... What the Pwincess wants the Pwincess gets. Next pic we’ll see will be 7 suitcases , big weird Chanel, numerous holdall’s at Eurostar 🤔
Yup. I’m waiting on it.
 
Although bits, thinking about it.. with the new rules and legislation and @Suxy_ on the case will she have to declare it??
I’m sure she will get round it somehow. Probably her and John Pay up front for the rental and then it’s reimbursed as an expense or something. Saves her having to declare it.. I’m sure she will find a loop hole
 
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It baffles me why people even buy it at launch knowing that within 2 weeks MAX it will be 40/50% off. Shows how cheap it must all be made for. I noticed the other day she said she had put ideas to the design team so she’s moved away from trying to imply that she’s designed the collection herself 🤣 ( She didn’t even know what colours it was going to be in... pretty sure you would if you’d designed a collection!(

Shall we have a little wager on this trip to Paris being entirely about the ITS autumn giga-tit-drop?
I’ll start off by betting a Nars AfterGlow lip balm.

(Obvs she will try and disguise it as ABSOLUTELY NOT A TRIP FUNDED BY ITS and pretend her wealth, fame and global success is what landed her in Paris)
Along with her stunning good looks ,luscious locks and oustanding personality !
 
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"How did you train him . .."
She has no respect for this man whatsoever.
If Testino took a photo of tit it's still tit lorna...
And look up the word 'candid' you dumb trollop
Editorial??? When have these pics ever been used in anything but social media?? God queen baby really thinks she’s king tit
 
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