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Who is a "Wellness expert"?
Linda apparently !
People who call themselves "expert" are definitely not experts! I would never label myself as a sustainability expert because, even though it's my job/career, I will never know everything and I'm always learning. Also, my boss calls himself an expert on LinkedIn and this makes me hate him a little more every time I see it.
And Linda has the audacity/self-confidence/delusion to label herself an expert after hosting 3 retreats and where someone else taught the surfing, did all the cooking and led the yoga?! I cannot.
And Linda has the audacity/self-confidence/delusion to label herself an expert after hosting 3 retreats and where someone else taught the surfing, did all the cooking and led the yoga?! I cannot.
People in general who add too much information on LinkedIn give me the ick. Nevermind the generic “inspirational” posts or “LinkedIn Influencers”. Feels very whorish and not in the empowering way.
New thread; Lizzy and Linda - longing for a bra.
Longing for a bra (and a brain)
“I use it during movement practises and before I go to sleep.” - well this bad advertising because we all know how much Linda is struggling with sleep from her latest vlog LOLLLL
This isn't right, guys.
It's 'The Longing for a bra (and a brain)'.
Linda did not put her hostage through multiple brainstorming sessions just for Tattle to botch their sustainable brand name.
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE: The Longing For A Bra (And A Brain) (So, So Good)
How bleeping selfish of Linda not to just give her dad the t-shirt!
That short hair is not doing her any favours at all. How can she not see how bloke-ish she looks? I have very short, pixie hair and am also tall and broad shouldered. I think I can get away with it because I have a very feminine looking face, big boobs and usually wear a bit of makeup but Linda does not. I’ve seen her look far better than she currently does.
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Thought I was done but I have more to say, apparently. Linda seems to think a good vlog is:
1) listing what she’s going to do today
2) informing us that she has completed the items listed for the morning, as it’s now lunchtime
3) confirming that, at the end of the day, she has completed all items listed for the whole day
4) confirming whether or not she’s going to the pub
Is she not aware that you’re meant to actually show and talk about WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW?! Don’t tell us you’re going to the farm 7 times, then confirm that, yes, you did go to the farm 5 times. Why not SHOW US some clips from, I dunno, when you were AT THE FARM?!
Eurgh. Linda, learn what your job is!
That short hair is not doing her any favours at all. How can she not see how bloke-ish she looks? I have very short, pixie hair and am also tall and broad shouldered. I think I can get away with it because I have a very feminine looking face, big boobs and usually wear a bit of makeup but Linda does not. I’ve seen her look far better than she currently does.
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Thought I was done but I have more to say, apparently. Linda seems to think a good vlog is:
1) listing what she’s going to do today
2) informing us that she has completed the items listed for the morning, as it’s now lunchtime
3) confirming that, at the end of the day, she has completed all items listed for the whole day
4) confirming whether or not she’s going to the pub
Is she not aware that you’re meant to actually show and talk about WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW?! Don’t tell us you’re going to the farm 7 times, then confirm that, yes, you did go to the farm 5 times. Why not SHOW US some clips from, I dunno, when you were AT THE FARM?!
Eurgh. Linda, learn what your job is!
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and yet her vlogs are still more entertaining than drab Lizzy'sThought I was done but I have more to say, apparently. Linda seems to think a good vlog is:
1) listing what she’s going to do today
2) informing us that she has completed the items listed for the morning, as it’s now lunchtime
3) confirming that, at the end of the day, she has completed all items listed for the whole day
4) confirming whether or not she’s going to the pub
Is she not aware that you’re meant to actually show and talk about WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW?! Don’t tell us you’re going to the farm 7 times, then confirm that, yes, you did go to the farm 5 times. Why not SHOW US some clips from, I dunno, when you were AT THE FARM?!
ENOUGH. Seriously.
idk i have pretty androgynous features/no curves and also wear short hair because i like it and if someone thinks i'm a bloke then that's on them
this narrative that women can only be beautiful/look good if they are feminine according to old-fashioned beauty standards is so bizarre especially in the context of influencers bc it creates the exact uniformity people then complain about are there things that lindsey can do to look more put together and fashionable? absolutely, like starting to actually use an adequate amount of sunscreen lmao or develop her personal style
The above-the-head selfie-while-walking-video has to be the laziest form of content EVER. I don't know why it bothers me so much but I hate it. It's also a completely distorted view because unless you're a dwarf walking among giants, nobody is ever going to see your outfit from that POV. Anyway, speaking of, in the second photo those lips don't even look like Lizzy's anymore. Maybe that's why she hasn't posted her face in while.
lizzy's incapable of showing clothes, my fav moments were her shooting black garments with crappy lighting so you could only see her face AND her talking about pants that nobody could see because the pics were cropped and she was sitting
Right, and then of course awkwardly lifting one leg up to show how the fit is "so, so good," because that's how humans usually gauge the comfort and fit of their pants.lizzy's incapable of showing clothes, my fav moments were her shooting black garments with crappy lighting so you could only see her face AND her talking about pants that nobody could see because the pics were cropped and she was sitting
Of course Linda bought a pair of Chanel ballet flats. It's like fashion deja vu between Lizzy and Linda.
They are all just clones of each other.
It’s just so dull.
The fact that their houses even mimic each other with the interior!
It’s just so dull.
The fact that their houses even mimic each other with the interior!
surprised she can afford them
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